You take that back cushitic those profiles were pure gold. They weren't endearingly corny. - remember my analogy about the well-dressed sleazy man, even though you took him from cheap polyester to Armani, he's still atrocious. That's not the greatest approach at a compliment 
, you practically made it null and void the moment you said corny.Our profiles 
. That reminds me Doctor_Omer was one my favourite slifers. She reminds me of a much younger Basra.
Doctor_Omer
Me Empress, You Slave! Now go fetch me a cup of tea, I'm parched!
Female
46 years old
(sticks up middle finger)
United Kingdom
MY DETAILS
JOB: Vampire
SMOKE: No
DRINK: No
RELIGION: Muslim
ORIENTATION: Straight
DATING STATUS: Bachelor
GENDER: Female
MEMBER SINCE: 01/28/2007
STAR SIGN: Virgo
LAST LOGIN: 02/19/2007 04:25:31
MY RATING: 7.00
ABOUT ME
Evil, testicular crunching, power hungry, feminist-Dragon with a killer sense of humour. *sound of a whip cracking through the air*(the doc then leisurly walks away from the profile section with her 18th century, louis the 16th, french, silk cut styled gown trailing behind her. Hot on her heels is her faithful man slave Sebastian, whom she commands to follow)
TURN ON'S
Looooooool, turn ons ah?, what the f*ck? has Slife turned into some kind of Horny somali's R US dating site? LOL well, when in rome do as the romans do, right? Now let me play along...
TURN OFF'S
Disobedient, rebellious, insolent men who dont know their rightful place, in case you didnt know, its right under my feet. Actually, this should be my "turn on's", because these are the types of men I like to, whip, kick and generally all round smack into submission
HOBBIES
Whipping, spanking, handcuffing, chaining blokes in basements and all round Humiliating and making men's life hell.
BOOKS
Anything which promotes male slavery.
MUSIC
Does the sound of a whip cracking and a dude screaming to high heavens count?...NO? Then I guess thePhantom of the Opera will have to do: Phantom of the Opera-english
MOVIES
Anything where men are obedient, in constant shackles, shuffling back and forth all to the to the beck an call of superior women, no? Then KILL BILL VOLUME 1 will have to do. I love this final show down and especially the sound track, its fantastic
Pure art. And the Kill Bill reference just makes it majestic.
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