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You take that back cushitic those profiles were pure gold. They weren't endearingly corny. - remember my analogy about the well-dressed sleazy man, even though you took him from cheap polyester to Armani, he's still atrocious. That's not the greatest approach at a compliment , you practically made it null and void the moment you said corny.Our profiles .

That reminds me Doctor_Omer was one my favourite slifers. She reminds me of a much younger Basra.

Doctor_Omer
Me Empress, You Slave! Now go fetch me a cup of tea, I'm parched!

Female
46 years old
(sticks up middle finger)
United Kingdom

MY DETAILS
JOB: Vampire
SMOKE: No
DRINK: No
RELIGION: Muslim
ORIENTATION: Straight
DATING STATUS: Bachelor
GENDER: Female
MEMBER SINCE: 01/28/2007
STAR SIGN: Virgo
LAST LOGIN: 02/19/2007 04:25:31
MY RATING: 7.00

ABOUT ME
Evil, testicular crunching, power hungry, feminist-Dragon with a killer sense of humour. *sound of a whip cracking through the air*(the doc then leisurly walks away from the profile section with her 18th century, louis the 16th, french, silk cut styled gown trailing behind her. Hot on her heels is her faithful man slave Sebastian, whom she commands to follow)

TURN ON'S
Looooooool, turn ons ah?, what the f*ck? has Slife turned into some kind of Horny somali's R US dating site? LOL well, when in rome do as the romans do, right? Now let me play along...

TURN OFF'S
Disobedient, rebellious, insolent men who dont know their rightful place, in case you didnt know, its right under my feet. Actually, this should be my "turn on's", because these are the types of men I like to, whip, kick and generally all round smack into submission

HOBBIES
Whipping, spanking, handcuffing, chaining blokes in basements and all round Humiliating and making men's life hell.

BOOKS
Anything which promotes male slavery.

MUSIC
Does the sound of a whip cracking and a dude screaming to high heavens count?...NO? Then I guess thePhantom of the Opera will have to do: Phantom of the Opera-english

MOVIES
Anything where men are obedient, in constant shackles, shuffling back and forth all to the to the beck an call of superior women, no? Then KILL BILL VOLUME 1 will have to do. I love this final show down and especially the sound track, its fantastic

Pure art. And the Kill Bill reference just makes it majestic.

Wow. Just wow.

Doc Omer was one of my favourites.

SavySallySupersedes wrote:Never mind. I was in love with Machiavelli101. Oh, my goodness.

Where are LondonMale and Styles?

Styles became wadaad maa shaa allah

QaaliDumar wrote:

SavySallySupersedes wrote:Never mind. I was in love with Machiavelli101. Oh, my goodness.

Where are LondonMale and Styles?

Styles became wadaad maa shaa allah

Doc Omer

I miss Alphanumeric now too. Especially after Jasmine's thread.

https://web.archive.org/web/20091101081 ... phanumeric

I wonder what happened to Imran

https://web.archive.org/web/20071212025 ... nultimatum

Idol I found your profile too.

https://web.archive.org/web/20071104054 ... e.com/idol

Hello Sophi: Slife of 2003-dec 2006 was very good. I joined in sometime in 2004 but became active in 2005, the place had many many decent people and it was very active.
The 1st crash of December 2006 killed half, after we registered again in jan 2007 many good people refused to accept the new layout and the site, it attracted many kids due to its MySpace look like, anyway it was still better than here until TP and his pseudo-wadaads killed in 2011.

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


OMG Sophi I just cringed at my Prince Harry obsession. I am having flashbacks. Wallahi I miss Slife crew.

Daadi I absolutely agree with you. We joined around the same time. I was active from 04' - 06'. That was until the crash. I registered in 2007 and deleted my account, only to re-register in 08' I wasn't very active though. Re-joined in 2012 when it became a .net and to be honest I actually enjoyed it. It was a nice small crowd of people. What I liked about it the most was people were quite calm, cool and collected.

RIP Slife - it was nice while it lasted.

Me too Julkimi, Me too .

I just wished I got to know some of the members before the crash of 2007, and I also lost a lot of literature which I posted there, I was thinking I can always access it. How can I access the archives of the one before the crash 2007.

Sophi I missed these members, hope you remember them

Najmiira
Sexyshorty
LondonMale
ImranUltimatum
Styles
KillaCity
Jester
Doc_Omer
LyricalNsane
Blackwaterpark a.k.a Keyblade
Alphanumeric
Diva
Isniino
Ilyo
Xaaski_Cigaal
Hotelpaper
6tonnez
Ska8erboi


I am sure I am missing more members but I can't seem to remember their nicks

i missed slumdog funny stories, i used to come there just to read bal wuxu jeebkiisa ka so saaro marlin kasta lool dude was creative

Qeys77. Xaasid

Missed all hommies from SliLife.com 2003 -2006.and 2009-2012