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[quote="shidow1"]A woman who will wash my feet, cuts my hair and will respect my demand for sex unless otherwise...... [/quote]

this right here, is the perfect example of a sexually repressed somali youth

shidow made like 10 threads about sex on Eid, wtf

[quote="Gatspy"]Perfect in executing her plans.
She takes ur side when ur trying to convince ppl outrages stories. She picture msg u the pics she took on her cell at the time ur pants came off in the pool. She sees right through you and can easily tell what ur thinking cause she knows u like that. Its only when u look at her that u can see ur future and can’t wait for the next couple of yrs.

She builds u up and shows u that no sword in the world can cut u. Just so she can cut u deeper than any blade could. With the looks of an angel she uses her smile as she asks u for a ride to the bus stop and shows no mercy knowing that she’ll get on that bus and go on to marry her qabiil mate from the middle east, then tells u days later. Fukken hell.[/quote]

Thats so sad wallahi.

Gatspy,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEskpfHOTAk

gats, I fuking cried like a thug man (no tears) but very emotional.....


as for the topic goes, aslong as she has all her holes in the right place, is a decent cook, mute for 16 hours of the day.


that's perfect.

[quote="Advocatar"]gats, I fuking cried like a thug man (no tears) but very emotional.....


as for the topic goes, aslong as she has all her holes in the right place, is a decent cook, mute for 16 hours of the day.


that's perfect.[/quote]
Weirdo waxid.

Gats,

I hate her too.

, how dare u!!!!......I am an honest citizen who will vote for oprah president oneday ee take that back!!.


Btw, gat, sxb, baastarada dabarka balaaran magaceeda oo sedexaad iisheeg...

My chick is as close as perfect any Xalimo can be. It's all luck. When your picking a wifey, it's like putting your hand in dark hole not knowing what your going to get out of.

1nemansquad,

That infamous "dark hole" has produced all sorts of interesting results for men. Women are such interesting creatures, most men rely on common sense in picking a woman, but women do not operate on common sense. I wish I knew what type of sense they operate on?

[quote="1nemansquad"]My chick is as close as perfect any Xalimo can be. It's all luck. When your picking a wifey, it's like putting your hand in dark hole not knowing what your going to get out of.[/quote]
UFF, you and your little perfect world.

Advo,

Wa wareey you watch Oprah now. You just earned some extra cool points in my book.

Koronto,

I feel you on that one.......chicks are unpredictable.

- They want a serious man, they want Chris Tucker

-They want a wealthy man, they want a thug w/ 2.5 felonies who only wears wifebeaters, Dickies and doesn't work

- They want a pretty man, but not a shallow self-obsessed man

- They want a tall man, I'm 5'9



Salat Istikhara is the only hope for us

Koronto, Women are out of the ordinary beings, it’s hard to understand them though as long as you keep away from all types of clash with them you’re going to have an trouble-free ride.

I seen some Qumayo’s my boys are married to man and I feel pain and feel sorry for em’ walahi, ilahey kuwaas kuguma soo adiyo.

123, It ain’t perfect but it’s a working progress.

No one is perfect, and I don't look for perfection in a women. I want a women with all her flaws just like me, and we can help each other grow; thats what love is and I want a women to love not a robot.

[quote="sadeboi"]No one is perfect, and I don't look for perfection in a women. I want a women with all her flaws just like me, and we can help each other grow; thats what love is and I want a women to love not a robot.[/quote]


Agreeed

sadeboi,

Sweet talk'ga ma adeer Gedo_Boy baad ka baratay

GB,

Istiqarah is our only weapon, man! God help us all. I've noticed women are such good actors, you never really know their true feelings. For example, you're with a chick for like 20 years and you think you know her down to her purple dotted cotton underwear, but then she turns around and does something so absurd, you'd be left scratching your head asking yourself: "Who the fock is that woman?"