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So far i have learned that if u wanna talk to a somali women u have to be an ass to her. You cant be too nice or she will have an attitude. Treating em like shit and they will like u.

xidigow wrote:Shiekh Hyper,

Adigu you are free to write in any way you want to. Cidii ku fahmi weydee qushigeed.

To go back the question.
Shukaansi in Somaliland = can be done openly
But in the South Somalia = you must keep it very secret otherwise Al shabaab will get your head so fast that you wont even know you ever had one.

adeer thank you nin qob ba tahay.

tell me after salam alaykum halkee laga billabi? i mean what is ecceptable to say and be safe and wont be taken it in wrong way?

hyperactive wrote:

xidigow wrote:Shiekh Hyper,

Adigu you are free to write in any way you want to. Cidii ku fahmi weydee qushigeed.

To go back the question.
Shukaansi in Somaliland = can be done openly
But in the South Somalia = you must keep it very secret otherwise Al shabaab will get your head so fast that you wont even know you ever had one.

adee thank nin qob ba tahay.

tell me after salam alaykum halkee laga billabi? i mean what is ecceptable to say and be safe and wont be take it in wrong way?

Adeer Tan wadaadadu aad bay u sahalantahay.
Ninka: Al salaama ALeykum
Gabadha: Wa aleykum Al salaam
Ninkii: Ukhtii Nafteydaa kaa heshay, ee ilaahey dartiis igu guurso

Mid kale aad bay u dhib badan tahay. ANigu hada mida wadaadad ayaan rabaa inaan isticmaalo.

King of awdal the shuknaasii of the reer xamer goos like this
the guy talks like abaayadiis min minkina waaye anigu waan ku jeclooyaa and he keeps on talking like that he basicialy will begg the girl for inay raacdo abayaadiis ii raac noo abayaadiis maad hilmaamtay baan ku dhahay he will say aniga waad ii kassaseysii wiilkii muufada kuu gaddeye boondhere baan ahay , and he will keep beggin her inay raacdo they love to begg for naag nimanka kunfuurta

while we the reeer woqoyis would say naa hooy naa qadadda ka soo riid qaadkii baa na suggey markaad qaddada ka soo ridiid hanu qaddayno badeecadiihin a keeen adna ii skeen fadhi carbeedka ayaanu ku hassawayna , hasawada start
walaalo ma fiicantahay ma reeer golljanoh ayaad tahay miise ciyaalka xaafaada , and then he will start dee huuno beryahaan baa waaan iska ka ar arkayey eeh dee ad ba waad ii jeedayee maxaad ka qabta inanu isku qabbano badecaadanan nuug oo

The Emperior ur language doesnt sound nice at all....it sounds too aggresive waxaas naag maa ugu shukaansineesa? Speak lyke a guy straight outa Xamar Jajab..that much more romantic

King-of-Awdal wrote:So far i have learned that if u wanna talk to a somali women u have to be an ass to her. You cant be too nice or she will have an attitude. Treating em like shit and they will like u.

erhmm on what planet do you live on

lol adeer xidigow. taas wa igu dib, i cannot talk to woman alone. im scare she will take it in wrong way.
i was thinking you would say send your mother/sister/family female or talk to her male family members.lol

HoneY*GyalL wrote:The Emperior ur language doesnt sound nice at all....it sounds too aggresive waxaas naag maa ugu shukaansineesa? Speak lyke a guy straight outa Xamar Jajab..that much more romantic

King-of-Awdal wrote:So far i have learned that if u wanna talk to a somali women u have to be an ass to her. You cant be too nice or she will have an attitude. Treating em like shit and they will like u.

erhmm on what planet do you live on

Planet earth. But walaahi am speaking the truth. Most Somali girls i have met are just snoppy and when i treat em like shit than they talk to me.

The_Emperior5

I actually dont understand the whole deal about some girls saying dont call me Nayaa while they say waryaa to me. Nayaa means ur a women duh.

hyperactive wrote:lol adeer xidigow. taas wa igu dib, i cannot talk to woman alone. im scare she will take it in wrong way.
i was thinking you would say send your mother/sister/family female or talk to her male family members.lol

Maashallah Adeer shaqo badan baa kuu harsan. Waxaan moodayay ina wax kuu bilaaban yihiin. Let me get my teaching material we have to work on you SHUKAANSO skills. Inshallah we we can offer you a crush course, hopefully you will graduate with high marks.

haa waa iska caadii if you say nayaaa 2 a girll

i say it all the time nayaahe hana wareeriin caruurtana hay cawa nightclubkii baan tagay ey

lol sheikh xidigow.
i dont think inan that course will pass adeer.
is there other options for me?lol

hyperactive wrote:lol sheikh xidigow.
i dont think inan that course will pass adeer.
is there other options for me?lol

Dont worry..horay ayaa waxaa loo yiri GEELU LABA JIR SOO WADA MAR

Qaldaans.....>'' nayaa caawa noo dhiib dey way na haysaaaye''

Southern Softies> '' Abaayo sida buskut shaah kugu dhuqaa''

xidigow wrote:

hyperactive wrote:lol sheikh xidigow.
i dont think inan that course will pass adeer.
is there other options for me?lol

Dont worry..horay ayaa waxaa loo yiri GEELU LABA JIR SOO WADA MAR

lol adeer is that legal?
because ino shar'igu i qabto marabo.lol

Sakhraan wrote:Qaldaans.....>'' nayaa caawa noo dhiib dey way na haysaaaye''

Southern Softies> '' Abaayo sida buskut shaah kugu dhuqaa''

Nacaas77 wrote:is there different between Shukansi in Somaliland and Shukansi in Somalia !!!

Northern men pay everything for females. Southern men wait for the females to pay for everything.

I hope that helped.