A Somali police officer stopped me

[Sir-Luggoyo]

Why would he go just because you are Somali? And with that attitude I am surprised he didn't put you in your place. Corruption is inherently part of Somali culture. I don't even like to joke about it anymore cuz its no joke. Look at Somalia.

Waryaa Vo, are u still mad about getting exposed your Shabaab sympathasizing arse. Corruption baad ka hadlaysaa adoo Booli Qaran ku dhashay? you and your Ilko yar ilk were raised with corruption and u have the audacity to talk bad about it?

[Sir-Luggoyo]

Sir lug laawe,

Toosh in uu futada kaa keliyo bey aheeyd

Well, I bet he wasn't a homo like u

[xoogSADE14]

I'm actually with Sir Lug on this one. I've seen plenty a white boy/girl get off with a warning on offenses that would've earned a person of any other race a rodney king style beating and a felony record simply because of the color of his/her skin. Why not us too?

[LaQaNyO]

as I was speeding past a yellow light. I checked his badge "M. Guled" Now, Guled is a unique Somali name so I started talking to him in Somali.

"Officer maxaan sameeyay?" Fukker answers me in English "You crossed a red light" I am like, "War casaan ma ahayne ninyahow naga daa................ by now he is fumbling with his pocket to reach for a ticket, saying "NO, it was a red light"

I was furious, but then I held myself back................. what if he wasn't Somali? Would I have acted the same? No.

Well, finally he gives me the $60 ticket, but I ain't paying I would rather go to court. And the day I go to court, I will make sure I bring as many Somalis as possible to show them what a fukker he is.

Lol... Is that really necessary?

Ok, it's wrong and most importantly dangerous to pass a red light laakiin I understand that somehow you'd expect a fellow Somali to give you 'benefit of the doubt' but hey people have got to make a living... So don’t hate the player hate the game!

[Voltage]

Waryaa Vo, are u still mad about getting exposed your Shabaab sympathasizing arse. Corruption baad ka hadlaysaa adoo Booli Qaran ku dhashay? you and your Ilko yar ilk were raised with corruption and u have the audacity to talk bad about it?

Anigu hada ma qabiilkaadaan sheegay? I didn't mention your qabiil, I don't care about your qabiil and your actions are not representative of a qabiil. Anigu I talked about you as an individual who is responsible for his corruption seeking dabeecad and now you bring my qabiil when the view point represents my individual thinking. One word: reer baadiye. As for Shabaab, if I sympathize with them, then you are probably one of their financiers. Why are you so ashamed of supporting them?

[Moguul21]

What the f you complaining about nicca? $ 60? go to any western union location I will send you $60 .5 qaajo ah baa tahay.

[Basra-]

I blame it on his qabil Haduuu Nasaab kadasheey---he would have acted nasabniimo! Hugs for Sir lug!

[Voltage]

I'm actually with Sir Lug on this one. I've seen plenty a white boy/girl get off with a warning on offenses that would've earned a person of any other race a rodney king style beating and a felony record simply because of the color of his/her skin. Why not us too?

95% of the times I was stopped by white cops I was let off myself with a warning. The one time I got a ticket in my life it was dismissed because I wrote an apologetic letter to the judge. Am I white or did I approach the system in a professional and respectful manner and I got the same in return?

[xoogSADE14]

Volt

I do understand that for the most part its all about how you interact witht he officer, one can only imagine the shit that I've gotten away with but I was also pointing that Sir Lug was not in the wrong for expecting a little leniency from a fellow skinny.

[Basra-]

Vo really? How did the letter go?


Dear Judge.....


Wi wi wi wi wi wi i truly am sorry for this. Please tafadhlaan forgive me. I Willl never ever ever do this again.



PS: i am a poor refugee from somalia- language is a problem. Take that into considerations.



Yours newly naturalized us citizen Feynuus idriis diini

[Sir-Luggoyo]

I blame it on his qabil Haduuu Nasaab kadasheey---he would have acted nasabniimo! Hugs for Sir lug!

Thank you Basra.

Vo,

get the fukk outtahere. If u had known my qabiil u would'bve feasted on their weak points waynu is ognahaye iska daa.

What the f you complaining about nicca? $ 60? go to any western union location I will send you $60 .5 qaajo ah baa tahay.

Who the fukk are you? Xaggeed igala qabsatay I don't even know who you r? Are u a fag or something? I don't swing that way and I don't need yr money, go fetch Afdheere, he will definetely do some major work on yr skinny scrawny arse.

[Moguul21]

Hooyadaa siilkeeda baan kaala qaaday iyo midgaantii kismayu wacalnimada kudhashay.

[Voltage]

Xoog, if I was the officer I would have doubled the fine for Sir Lug not because he is a somalia but he is a corruption seeking Somali and he needs to be educated. If he spoke to me in English and calmly argued his position without trying to come across as getting brownie points for bieng Somali, I would have given him a warning. But not the way he described.

Basra, I never bring up Somalia stuff, my pride won't let me feed off of that. I played more like the college student part whose learned his lesson.

Sir Lug, I actually do know your qabiil and if you want I can send it to you in pm. Remember long time ago I told you a relative of mine met you in a Boston wedding.

[Sir-Luggoyo]

Alla waabsigaa i dilay. Ok, Vo PM me............ I am waiting. Walaahi if u r right, I will pm u that u r right...........................of course after making u sign a decree

Hooyadaa siilkeeda baan kaala qaaday iyo midgaantii kismayu wacalnimada kudhashay.

Anigu hooyadaa ma caayayo oo waxaa laga yaaba islaan sharaf badani insy ku dhashay laakiin waxaan caayayaa kii ku faraxumeeyay markaad yarayd, kaas inkaar Allaha ku rido waliba.

[Basra-]

Vo

A bird told me SIr lug is Dhulbahante oo reer naaneeya! I am not sure if i got the laaf right, somebody correct me please.