Somali Clans- The Fish Metaphor

[MrPrestige]

Togane is a asslicker to mjs , kulaha of somali honour , bravery , Dignity? he was properly pocket paid.

[GENERAL_SNM]

Togane is a asslicker to mjs , kulaha of somali honour , bravery , Dignity? he was properly pocket paid.

War Ducaysane sxb, sometimes its best to let others have the spotlight. Nothing positive comes out of being a hater, even though I agree with your analyses..

[djibsomali]

Pilot fish are pragmatic pioneers

they are also visionary fish

they lead other fish

to their happy hunting grounds

to their happy haunts

to their desired destinations

to their day of rendezvous with destiny

The Gadabursie

(May their tribe increase!)

are the brave pilot fish of Somalia

in Boramo

under the Tree of Wise Counsel

the Gadabursie mothered the mothers of the North

the Gadabursie are piloting the ill-mannered Iidoar

to peace

to bashbash

to barwaqo

the Gadabursie have decided to go global

whereas the Iidoar have decided

to go ghetto

to go it alone

to go haywire

to go UDI (Unilateral Declaration of Independence)

to go MIA (Missing In Action)

to go AWOL

to take French leave from sanity

If you have

an idea to advance

a project to promote

a mission to mould

a vision to forward

a passion to plant

a notion to nurse

a goal to sell

get a Gadabursie

as a guide

as a guru

as a go-to man

get a Gadabursie

to say it for you

to sell it for you

to tout it for you

the Gadabursie are so sophisticated

that they well say it in Hebrew

that they well sell it in Dutch

that they well say it in German

that they well sell it in Greek

that they well say it in English

wholly forgetting (and it vexes them very much)

that Somali is what you speak!

if you have a cause to espouse

get a Gadabursie

as your Spin Doctor

as your Spinmeister

get a Gadabursie

to say it for you

to sell it for you

to tout it for you

for a Gadabursie will make your cause

sound sweeter than the song of the bulbul

for you won’t get

any guff

any gaffe

any gammon

from a Gadabursie

for the Gadabursie abound in PhDs

whereas the Abgal abound in asses

whereas the Habar Gidir abound in natural born killers

The Gadabursie eschew jaad & chew on knowledge

Whereas the Iidoar chew jaad & eschew knowledge

The Gadabursie know

how to stand the Iidoar gaff

The Gadabursie progress

because they oppress nobody

whereas the Habar Gidir regress

because they oppress everybody

The Gadabursie

(May their tribe increase!)

are the brave pilot fish of Somalia

[MrPrestige]

General SNM - haahaay bal let us congrulate the braves of somalia those who bought ethiopian tanks to xamar.

[Twisted_Logic]

Togane is a asslicker to mjs , kulaha of somali honour , bravery , Dignity? he was properly pocket paid.

Togane eternally disses his own clan while at the same time hailing Majerteen. I like his poetry because they are funny. That's all. Personally, I think he was great in the 1980s when he used to write mainstream poetry. His book Tales of the prodigal son is quite a work and easily ranks favorably among the best poetry anthology in the last 100 years

[Xamud.]

So far he has insulted everyone but Majerteen and Gudabirsi although he did take a jab at them with his "May their tribe increase" comment

[GENERAL_SNM]

Togane is a asslicker to mjs , kulaha of somali honour , bravery , Dignity? he was properly pocket paid.

Togane eternally disses his own clan while at the same time hailing Majerteen. I like his poetry because they are funny. That's all. Personally, I think he was great in the 1980s when he used to write mainstream poetry. His book Tales of the prodigal son is quite a work and easily ranks favorably among the best poetry anthology in the last 100 years

Togane needs to give up the cheap liquor. He knows nothing about the mechanism of the northern tribes and even less about the majerteen's and their mischievous nature. All he seems to have done is place general stereotypes about each qabil into nursery rhymes.

[CoolPoisons]

ofcourse he loves Majerten. who doesn't love his former owner

[Twisted_Logic]

Togane is a asslicker to mjs , kulaha of somali honour , bravery , Dignity? he was properly pocket paid.

Togane eternally disses his own clan while at the same time hailing Majerteen. I like his poetry because they are funny. That's all. Personally, I think he was great in the 1980s when he used to write mainstream poetry. His book Tales of the prodigal son is quite a work and easily ranks favorably among the best poetry anthology in the last 100 years

Togane needs to give up the cheap liquor. He knows nothing about the mechanism of the northern tribes and even less about the majerteen's and their mischievous nature. All he seems to have done is place general stereotypes about each qabil into nursery rhymes.

It is all literature, brah. I don't like what he says, but he is damn funny and even if you disagree with what he writes, you should at least find them hilarious

[Twisted_Logic]

ofcourse he loves Majerten. who doesn't love his former owner

Imagine if he would have interjected "BOON" into the Marehan discription

[Cumar-Labasuul]

Too be honest what he said about isaaq didn't offend me so its not that bad

[Xamud.]

It`s literature get over it will ya? wow some people got a chip on their shoulder he dissed every tribe but these two tribes, he even dissed his own tribe

[abdikarim86]

lol @ the description of the isaaq

[GENERAL_SNM]

ofcourse he loves Majerten. who doesn't love his former owner

Imagine if he would have interjected "BOON" into the Marehan discription

My cousin did that in 82, damn

[Muhammad bin Harti]

Twisted_Logic, you bastard, I dont know how you copy the whole page, but ironically leave out the Majeerteen portion.

that is why I call the Majerten
the only gob of the Somali race
the only kings of the Somali race
the only aristocrats of the Somali race
the only Macavity aristo-cats of the Somali race