The perfect couple.

[WiglessBidaar]

Steady now, you are quite the straight talker aren't you? I'm scared you might lord it over me if I put a ring on that finger now.

Intelligence fills a woman's head with dangerous theories about politics, about feminism, about ethics, about a thousand contentious things which give her soothingly feminine voice a discordant and jarring quality. For this we should love and propose? Love your grandmother! Does that make me a knuckle-dragging neanderthal too wedded to outmoded values? No question, but as the spokesman of the hairy gender I'm sworn to uphold our longstanding prejudices without fear or favour.

[Aadehy]

Hmm, a woman should cater to her husband, love him and come to his every beck and call. Every woman has there rights however to become a diehard feminist is not indeed. Politics usually are surrounded by men therefore a woman's opinion is not all important. But having the same level of ambitions will only create more passion within a marriage.

[Mureedi]

A home is only good when it has one leader and plenty of followers, the damsel and her brats. If "God forbid" the damsel develops some extra gray cells inside her scalp, then the man should excuse himself and start searching another hollow head.

I am a man and I want a woman to lead not to walk side by side.
I want her to cater for me not to take turns,
I want her to listen to me not discuss with me
I want her to stay home and not to have a spare key
I want her to take care of the kids not a babysitter
I want a wife not a partner

[Methylamine]

Do you think it's fine for a woman to peruse her life as a career woman? These days I see many woman getting married at a later age, after they have accomplished there degrees, masters and phd's. However the down side to this current situation is finding a partner which is intellectually ambitions, I see women getting married to many men who unfortunately aren't in the same league as the women, thus not having nothing in common except making children.

In many western cultures, a woman usually gets married in the late 20's early 30's, have there 1st child by mid 30's and bring there children in a stable environment. Both parents working. Why is it we never NEVER find this in our somali communities?

Somalis are on top of their game, they know that if a woman has a child at an older age, they are generally more prone to genetic disorders and complications such as Down Syndrome. And usually white people can afford to raise a child with a disability unlike Somalis so maybe that's why they have children early I guess

[WiglessBidaar]

Hmm, a woman should cater to her husband, love him and come to his every beck and call. Every woman has there rights however to become a diehard feminist is not indeed. Politics usually are surrounded by men therefore a woman's opinion is not all important. But having the same level of ambitions will only create more passion within a marriage.

Don't misunderstand me honey bun. If a woman desires to be a spikey-haired feminista with murder on mind, I wish her every success. But no man without an IQ south of ten will go anywhere near such a radioactive thing.

I want a babe around whom I can wrap my arthritic arms without being barked at for ogling the neighbour's wife the day before last. A man with a healthy libido chases after every skirt and up with this the feminist won't put. So how can there be a resolution? Fuhgeddaboutit.

[WiglessBidaar]

Hmm, a woman should cater to her husband, love him and come to his every beck and call. Every woman has there rights however to become a diehard feminist is not indeed. Politics usually are surrounded by men therefore a woman's opinion is not all important. But having the same level of ambitions will only create more passion within a marriage.

Don't misunderstand me honey bun. If a woman desires to be a spikey-haired feminista with murder on mind, I wish her every success. But no man without an IQ south of ten will go anywhere near such a radioactive thing.

I want a babe around whom I can wrap my arthritic arms without being barked at for ogling the neighbour's wife the day before last. A man with a healthy libido chases after every skirt and up with this the feminist won't put. So how can there be a resolution? Fuhgeddaboutit.

[MrJamacJones]

la ilaah, stop tryin to promote gumeeys with expired naaso

[Aadehy]

Oi, it's not good talk about your mum like that.

[Aadehy]

Hmm, a woman should cater to her husband, love him and come to his every beck and call. Every woman has there rights however to become a diehard feminist is not indeed. Politics usually are surrounded by men therefore a woman's opinion is not all important. But having the same level of ambitions will only create more passion within a marriage.

Don't misunderstand me honey bun. If a woman desires to be a spikey-haired feminista with murder on mind, I wish her every success. But no man without an IQ south of ten will go anywhere near such a radioactive thing.

I want a babe around whom I can wrap my arthritic arms without being barked at for ogling the neighbour's wife the day before last. A man with a healthy libido chases after every skirt and up with this the feminist won't put. So how can there be a resolution? Fuhgeddaboutit.

Your such a freak. Indeed you are. I'm am starting to warm to your witty charm.

[MrJamacJones]

Oi, it's not good talk about your mum like that.

naa edeb yeelo, i didnt make u 30 year old gumeeys

[Aadehy]

I'm not 30.

[WiglessBidaar]

Your such a freak. Indeed you are. I'm am starting to warm to your witty charm.

When you flirt with me I get excited below the belt. Please stop.

The trouble with a feminista clutching ten degrees in Post-Masculine Theory is that she wants to domesticate her man. To her eyes wedlock is a conspiracy against men. A woman’s tried and tested way of limiting the number of nubile young things one can toy with. To the suggestion from a woman of settling down the wise man does well to say: Can’t we just be fock buddies? Walk down the aisle my sweet and never can you admire another woman’s legs again. At the bottom of the whole scheme is the curious notion that in order to bed one lovely you must promise never to bed ten others. For this we should propose?

Marriage is the fate of the innumerate man. Had he paid closer attention in school he might not have been so laughably swindled. For a thousand years woman, as she toiled under the oppressive shadow of man, has been quietly hatching a grand master plan to strike a vigorous blow against the patriarch. On the side of the gender with the hairy chest was the law, the customs and the creed of the land, but on the side of the fair sex the faculty, cultivated for so long a time, of stupendous cunning.

Patiently as the mind of her superior was dulled by long centuries of brutish reliance on force, on she went plotting, scheming, hatching till up sprang the concept of monogamous marriage. It was genius. Like all great plans simple but far-reaching. It contrived to seduce men into thinking that to secure a single woman’s amorous favours he would need to swear off the attention of all the rest of the village women. And so began the eternal fraud on the eternal dunce.

My timeless advice to young men: Move cautiously brother. I know whereof I speak. You’re looking at a victim of this foul trap. If only wiser I had been!

[WiglessBidaar]

I have a proposition to make Aad.

Will you give your ear to me?

[Aadehy]

I have your attention.

[WiglessBidaar]

There was a young girl named Aad
Who came back to my bachelor pad
We chatted and we flirted
And she became quite alerted
That for me she had gone stark mad