Most embarrassing moment of your life.

[yungnfresh]

I was 14 and just started having water. One boring sunday afternoon I stayed home in the basement and was watching tv when I came across these model chicks advertising bathing suits. I got excited. At that minute I decided to go upstairs to the kitchen.

My dad was sitting in the living room looking after the kitchen bc as kids we use to waste food. So my mom told my dad to guard the kitchen.

So I went in the kitchen and looked for somethng to drink which I couldn't find so I just gave up. I still was mesmerized by those half naked females. As I was heading back to the basement my dad seen me from the living room. He said "waryaa maxaa qarsaneysaa". I replied "waxna aabo". So he got up to walk towards me as he again asked " war wax baan qarsaneysaa tuugyahay". And so I repeated again that "aabo walaahi wax ma qarsanayo". Before I knew he was front of me. He said " what is that". I said "what". And he went to grab it. Ooooooh shoot. He grabed my erected ceeb. Then he realised it was my meat and in shock he said "saqajaan saqajaan kala jirin, tag".

For the next 20 days I could not look my dad in the face. I can never forget that moment. I was so embarrassed.

So the first person to grab your d1ck was your dad?

[Twist]

I was 14 and just started having water. One boring sunday afternoon I stayed home in the basement and was watching tv when I came across these model chicks advertising bathing suits. I got excited. At that minute I decided to go upstairs to the kitchen.

My dad was sitting in the living room looking after the kitchen bc as kids we use to waste food. So my mom told my dad to guard the kitchen.

So I went in the kitchen and looked for somethng to drink which I couldn't find so I just gave up. I still was mesmerized by those half naked females. As I was heading back to the basement my dad seen me from the living room. He said "waryaa maxaa qarsaneysaa". I replied "waxna aabo". So he got up to walk towards me as he again asked " war wax baan qarsaneysaa tuugyahay". And so I repeated again that "aabo walaahi wax ma qarsanayo". Before I knew he was front of me. He said " what is that". I said "what". And he went to grab it. Ooooooh shoot. He grabed my erected ceeb. Then he realised it was my meat and in shock he said "saqajaan saqajaan kala jirin, tag".

For the next 20 days I could not look my dad in the face. I can never forget that moment. I was so embarrassed.

[Nabeela]

War waxaan wuu so aliifay, wax run ah ma ahaa

[deathrowinmate]

I was 14 and just started having water. One boring sunday afternoon I stayed home in the basement and was watching tv when I came across these model chicks advertising bathing suits. I got excited. At that minute I decided to go upstairs to the kitchen.

My dad was sitting in the living room looking after the kitchen bc as kids we use to waste food. So my mom told my dad to guard the kitchen.

So I went in the kitchen and looked for somethng to drink which I couldn't find so I just gave up. I still was mesmerized by those half naked females. As I was heading back to the basement my dad seen me from the living room. He said "waryaa maxaa qarsaneysaa". I replied "waxna aabo". So he got up to walk towards me as he again asked " war wax baan qarsaneysaa tuugyahay". And so I repeated again that "aabo walaahi wax ma qarsanayo". Before I knew he was front of me. He said " what is that". I said "what". And he went to grab it. Ooooooh shoot. He grabed my erected
$$ceeb. Then he realised it was my meat and in shock he said "saqajaan saqajaan kala jirin, tag".

For the next 20 days I could not look my dad in the face. I can never forget that moment. I was so embarrassed.

So the first person to grab your d1ck was your dad?

What a sick twisted mothflocker u r

[deathrowinmate]

War waxaan wuu so aliifay, wax run ah ma ahaa

Walaahi it happened..

[Babygirl-]

I was dropping my friend off at her house, couple of minutes before that someone knocked on her Neighbors Door N she thought it was a robbery lol she calls the Security N Police and as soon as i stopped in front of their place I had 5 Police Cars, Surrounding N Pointing guns at us & a helicopter above us! loool OMG we were shocked N the whole Neighbor hood comes out. we are like what did we do? he says "shut the fuck up N show me your hands" Am like what the fuck did we do! they let us go couple of minutes later but that shit was embarrassing.

[yungnfresh]

I was 14 and just started having water. One boring sunday afternoon I stayed home in the basement and was watching tv when I came across these model chicks advertising bathing suits. I got excited. At that minute I decided to go upstairs to the kitchen.

My dad was sitting in the living room looking after the kitchen bc as kids we use to waste food. So my mom told my dad to guard the kitchen.

So I went in the kitchen and looked for somethng to drink which I couldn't find so I just gave up. I still was mesmerized by those half naked females. As I was heading back to the basement my dad seen me from the living room. He said "waryaa maxaa qarsaneysaa". I replied "waxna aabo". So he got up to walk towards me as he again asked " war wax baan qarsaneysaa tuugyahay". And so I repeated again that "aabo walaahi wax ma qarsanayo". Before I knew he was front of me. He said " what is that". I said "what". And he went to grab it. Ooooooh shoot. He grabed my erected
$$ceeb. Then he realised it was my meat and in shock he said "saqajaan saqajaan kala jirin, tag".

For the next 20 days I could not look my dad in the face. I can never forget that moment. I was so embarrassed.

So the first person to grab your d1ck was your dad?

What a sick twisted mothflocker u r

Ninyahow them stories u take to the grave

[Xamud.]

When I was about 13 I got my hands on some condoms, so I decided to fill them up with water and throw them out of the window(7th floor) I got caught red handed by my aunt, she walked in on me unwrapping one of the condoms

Another time was when my macawiis dropped in Gaalkacyo, I can still hear them savage reer mudugs shout "ha'ada ninku waa qawaanyahay"

[Babygirl-]

lool @ Xamud, ..

[SummerRain]

I was 14 and just started having water. One boring sunday afternoon I stayed home in the basement and was watching tv when I came across these model chicks advertising bathing suits. I got excited. At that minute I decided to go upstairs to the kitchen.

My dad was sitting in the living room looking after the kitchen bc as kids we use to waste food. So my mom told my dad to guard the kitchen.

So I went in the kitchen and looked for somethng to drink which I couldn't find so I just gave up. I still was mesmerized by those half naked females. As I was heading back to the basement my dad seen me from the living room. He said "waryaa maxaa qarsaneysaa". I replied "waxna aabo". So he got up to walk towards me as he again asked " war wax baan qarsaneysaa tuugyahay". And so I repeated again that "aabo walaahi wax ma qarsanayo". Before I knew he was front of me. He said " what is that". I said "what". And he went to grab it. Ooooooh shoot. He grabed my erected ceeb. Then he realised it was my meat and in shock he said "saqajaan saqajaan kala jirin, tag".

For the next 20 days I could not look my dad in the face. I can never forget that moment. I was so embarrassed.

Miskiin

[Xamud.]

I was 14 and just started having water. One boring sunday afternoon I stayed home in the basement and was watching tv when I came across these model chicks advertising bathing suits. I got excited. At that minute I decided to go upstairs to the kitchen.

My dad was sitting in the living room looking after the kitchen bc as kids we use to waste food. So my mom told my dad to guard the kitchen.

So I went in the kitchen and looked for somethng to drink which I couldn't find so I just gave up. I still was mesmerized by those half naked females. As I was heading back to the basement my dad seen me from the living room. He said "waryaa maxaa qarsaneysaa". I replied "waxna aabo". So he got up to walk towards me as he again asked " war wax baan qarsaneysaa tuugyahay". And so I repeated again that "aabo walaahi wax ma qarsanayo". Before I knew he was front of me. He said " what is that". I said "what". And he went to grab it. Ooooooh shoot. He grabed my erected ceeb. Then he realised it was my meat and in shock he said "saqajaan saqajaan kala jirin, tag".

For the next 20 days I could not look my dad in the face. I can never forget that moment. I was so embarrassed.

So the first person to grab your d1ck was your dad?

[deathrowinmate]

@young ur a passyklat mi yute u making innoccent bizz into ur intrepatation

[1nemansquad]

(learning) driving without a license, got stopped by the police and pissed on myself scurreed; i was 14

[deathrowinmate]

@babygirl..whatchu u doing tmorrow.. U know we live in the same city. N uve seen it

[Xamud.]

(learning) driving without a license, got stopped by the police and pissed on myself scurreed; i was 14

You pissed on yourself as in you got scared, or you pissed on yourself as in kaadi baa ka timid?