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thanks for the laugh .Why didn’t you borrow a goat, cow, camel, or even a chicken ?”
“Pat, warya I am not a thief,” replied Guhaad who was the son of an Imam. He always tried to think he was the moral authority in the unit.
The_Patriot wrote:
Abdi seems like you once read " my life in crime"
“Boss, what is for dinner?” asked a young sentry who had returned from a scouting mission.
“Hilib Geel, bariis, and muufo !”
“Wallahi ?”
“Nah, mjinga, we got baasto hawiye with some hawiye wine !”
“Shut up, and eat, ladies !” barked Taliye Abdiwahab. He thought what a bunch of sissies. How would they fight the enemy if they were fixated on complaining about what they ate ? They don’t make mooryaans like they used to."
“What am I to do with such a sorry arse bunch of clowns ? How would they lead their men into battle against Devil’s spawn ? Ah, fock it, all I need is to run the port for 3 months and do a Farmaajo. 200km lies between me and $3million, $15,000 per kilometer,“ thought Taliye Abdiwahab.
No time saxib. Too busy at the moment, perhaps after my Farmaajo then I can retire in Ceerigabo and be inspired by the mountains.abdi.ismail wrote:
The funniest shit I've read in a while. Seriously, why don't you take up writing?