The Chronicles of Azania Part II

[AbdiWahab252]

NoAngst,

GP is still around. He gets banned from time to time.

[accident]

Little did the Kenyans know but they were less than 10 kilometers away from the enemy who were encamped under a thick canopy. The Xarakada was lead by the irate Sheik Grandpapakhalif, a veteran of the Muqawama war. He was a cruel man who showed no mercy not even to himself. He would often whip himself if he felt that he strayed from the path. A complex man, he had proved himself on many occasions as a loyal officer to the cause.

“Akhii, I have summoned you all to discuss our battle plans tomorrow,” said Grandpapakhalfi whose beady eyes darted across the room. He was a paranoid man who saw Suufis, warlords, Xabash everywhere.

Newyorkawi scurried off on all fours. He realized that he had pissed on himself. Why oh why did I leave my quiet and comfortable taxiile job he wondered.

More Please

[AmalJaber]

When i grow up i want to write like you. My goodness; you write well.

[waryaa]

commander granpa

[zingii]

Nice one bro.

[AhlulbaytSoldier]

The moral in the KDF camp was high. The soldiers were giddy like school boys on their first camping trip eer, war. It was a new experience for the Kenyans who always had played soldier in war games against each other. This was no longer the case and they relished the experience to go to war, real war.

“FatimaZahra, ume pike nini, (what have you cooked) ?” asked Commander Meru who rubbed his sagging belly, a product of too many tuskers.

“Kuku, na ugali, “

“Ah, Fatima, I love you my sugar.”

The commander and senior officers soon dove into the scrumptious meal. They were quite content with their adventure. War it seemed was not such a difficult thing. After finishing their meal, Commander Meru dismissed them and walked on back to his tent which was more of an apartment. He took off his boots and walked to his desk. It was already 8pm and Commander Meru knew he had to submit his daily report to Nairobi. He had delayed his reports which lead to his boss, Major Chipchiir being unable to update his twitter feed.

“To Central Command: All is proceeding well in Operation Linda Inchi. We are making swift progress in Somali and have encountered no resistance. The weather has been a challenge. Our Somalis seem to know little of the terrain and we have gotten lost on several occasions. It is very strange that we have yet to meet any resistance from the enemy. Please send us more kuku, Tusker, and Sportsman.”

He would often whip himself if he felt that he strayed from the path. A complex man, he had proved himself on many occasions as a loyal officer to the cause.

Grandpapakhalif still preferred his quule mix but had to hide his stash lest he cause an uprising as quule was in limited supply.

AW did a massacre stunt
Seriously you should become writer.

[Murax]

The chief cook, FatimaZahra was preparing a sumptuous dinner for Commander Meru and the senior KDF staff. The Xarakada seniors gathered around in the campfire to eat their dinner which consisted of WFP Qamandi, black tea and some dates. “Akhii, we are outnumbered 10 to one. The enemy have armor, air support, satellites, …” quipped a young officer.

Infuriated, Grandpapa threw his hot tea at the insolent neonate.

“God is with us, we will not be beat even by cowards like you Newyorkawi.”

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ABDIWAHAB PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES UNTIL THE KENYANS LEAVE

[Lord Diplock]

This was by the best one so far, we want more, more please

You should be a writer sxb, I like the way you describe everything, including the taste of tusker, how many gallons have gone down your oesophagus I wonder boss

[hanqadh]

A faint depiction of General NY but brilliant

[AbdiWahab252]

Part 3 is out ......

[AbdiWahab252]

Murax,

That is doable.


BlackVelvet,

Here you go.

[BlackVelvet]

He was a cruel man who showed no mercy not even to himself. He would often whip himself if he felt that he strayed from the path.

Secretly, Grandpapakhalif still preferred his quule mix but had to hide his stash lest he cause an uprising as quule was in limited supply.

They were frightened, an odd feeling for a suicidal cult.

Thanks AW, it's been a while since you wrote something. Keep 'em coming