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nomadicwarlord wrote: Zingi, you are correct! Females who fart more gently and in a delicate manner are more attractive. "The power of scent law"

While prying in a group someone released a semi loud one.
We were in the SUJUUD possition and no one got out to do wudu.
Everyone continued with the prayer as if nothing happend.
When done we started looking at each other and bursted to laugh.

Waji adeeg the fart releaser didn't bother getting out of salat to do wudu.

You folks know that a Somali guy divorced his wife because of that? She didn't even do the thing herself..But she was carrying her baby boy in her back..Way xambaasanayd and she tried to put food on the mat that her husband and other men were seated. When she bend down the baby did "Biib"..then she left...When the men left he divorced her..and when she told it was not her that did the biib..He was like "Why you didn't slap the baby's butt and say..stop it? in that case my guests whould know that it wasn't you"

kambuli wrote:You folks know that a Somali guy divorced his wife because of that? She didn't even do the thing herself..But she was carrying her baby boy in her back..Way xambaasanayd and she tried to put food on the mat that her husband and other men were seated. When she bend down the baby did "Biib"..then she left...When the men left he divorced her..and when she told it was not her that did the biib..He was like "Why you didn't slap the baby's butt and say..stop it? in that case my guests whould know that it wasn't you"

Why serve with a baby on your back?

I am wondering how did that kid feel upon hearing stories as to why his mom got divorced and thus became GAROOB because of his/her little incident.

Zinji,

Do you by any chance know what does "Xambaar" means?

kambuli wrote:Zinji,

Do you by any chance know what does "Xambaar" means?

Dhabarka ku xambaarsan = dhabarka ayaa dhallaanka lagu wadaa oo gabasaar ama go ayaa ku dhuujisan si uusan dhabarka uga soo dhicin.

Xambaar = ficilka qaadista sanku neeflaha

Good I thought you don't know, when you asked why would she carry the baby and serve them...

This was common even in the urban areas..women who don't have help carry their babies while doing all kinds of chores

like this:

Hooyo waa lama huraan.

this has no relevance, but this topic reminded me of the greatest SNet post of 2012

DR-YALAXOOW wrote:even if your married you can fart infront of your wife or husband. forexample me iam married actually sometimes i do big sound dhuuso like:- brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrr dhiiiiiiiiqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq infront of my beloved wife. after i do DHUUUSO my wife she says to me arooy meeha ka kud qandha xumoo calool kuusanee. ka dibna waa normal

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nomadicwarlord wrote:Typical animal behavior, one of them was simply trying to inform you that she was interested in you. "Mating call"

You're such a asshole.

DR-YALAXOOW wrote:even if your married you can fart infront of your wife or husband. forexample me iam married actually sometimes i do big sound dhuuso like:- brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrr dhiiiiiiiiqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq infront of my beloved wife. after i do DHUUUSO my wife she says to me arooy meeha ka kud qandha xumoo calool kuusanee. ka dibna waa normal

hipsterrunoff wrote:

nomadicwarlord wrote:Typical animal behavior, one of them was simply trying to inform you that she was interested in you. "Mating call"

You're such a asshole.

Far from it Hipster...