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khalid ali wrote:wtf rightwing i look like boqor buur madow thats an insult to me the Sultan Emperior xisbiga kulmiye Mujahid muse bixi and even president siilaanyo , Buur madow is some fat idiot i am not fat.

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Rightwing wrote:Once a hungry fox went in search of food. The fox wandered here and there the whole day, The fox could not get anything to eat. At last the fox reached a forest and was delighted to see meat that's been hanging for while. The fox thought that her search for food had not gone in vain. The fox was extremely pleased to see the hanging meat. The sight of the nice looking Meat made the fox’s mouth water. As the Meat were very high, the fox jumped to get hold of it. But her effort was in vain. Not willing to give up, she jumped again and again to get hold of the meat. But the meat were too high for the fox. After some more attempts, the fox became exhausted. She had no choice but to give up her efforts. Finally, being unable to reach for the meat, she consoled herself with the thought that the the Meat is rotten and would make her sick if she ate it and cursed it three times ( Tuf clayk ana kaa waalaa oo cad macaan ku mooday).

Whenever you see :sland: you became :twisted:
Also add this(I'll let you decide which of the two men Sandaqi would be);
Waxaa la yidhi nin xaasid ah iyo nin deeqsi ah ayaa inta midba gooni loola baxey lagu yidhi

"What if I give you something but in doing so I'd have to give your friend double.Would you be happy with that"
The generous man said "Yes!why not.I'm getting something for nothing and my fiend is getting twice as much"

The xaasid one said "So what ever you give me you'd give my friend double""Yes for sure replied the donor"

The Xaasid said "In that case blind me in one eye"



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Tana ku dar courtesy of one of Anderson Silva's trainers.
A little bird flew very far to a very distant land. When it got there it found it was a cold, freezing land and the bird froze to death. A cow passed by and took a dump right on top of him. The warm shit that fell on him melted the ice, and he was resurrected. Alive again, but still buried, he started chirping. A cat passed by and heard his cries, and dug him out of the shit. And then the cat ate the bird.
Moral of the story: The person who takes a dump on you isn't always your enemy, and the person who takes you out of the shit isn't always your friend!
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Thanks for the wisdom :lol:
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Rightwing wrote:Thanks for the wisdom :lol:
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Tankalena ku sii dara

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.

A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
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I will add 1 more and call it a day.
A camel and a jackal were friends. One day the jackal took his friend to a big sugar-cane farm. It was on the opposite side of a river. After a sumptuous meal the jackal began to howl loudly. The frightened camel pleaded with the jackal not to do so. The jackal said, “Friend, I have this habit after every meal. I cannot help it." Soon the farmers arrived and gave a sound thrashing to the camel. When the camel crossed the river the jackal joined him on his back. In the midstream the camel took a deliberate dip in the water. When the jackal cried out in terror, the camel said casually: "I have the habit of rolling in the water after every meal." The poor jackal was drowned.
MORAL : Every action has an opposite reaction.
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Nin sabool ah ayaa ilaahay baryay maalin samadu furan tahay "Ilaahow Jawaan lacag isii maanta" Ilaahay ducadii wuu ka aqbalay oo jawaan lacag ah ayuu samada uga soo riday. Nikii ayaa farxay. Hase ahaatee markiiba ilaahay ayuu codsi kale u diray "Ilaahaw iigu soo dar 10 Shilling ee Xamaalida" :lol: :lol: second later Jawaankii xafbaa laga siiyey....meel u marayna lama yaqaan.

Another one:
Long ago there lived a poor farmer with a large family. His income was not enough to support the family. One day luck smiled on him. He laid his hands on a wonderful hen which laid a golden egg every day. The farmer sold the gold and soon became rich. However, he was not satisfied with his wealth. He wanted to become extremely rich without delay. He felt that if the wonderful hen could lie an egg each day, there must be several eggs in its body. His greed had overtaken him and he cut the hen’s stomach to grab all the golden eggs. But to his shock, the greedy farmer found no gold inside the hen’s stomach. He lost the wonderful hen that made him rich. He repented his greed.
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^
:lol: :lol: @ Xamalkii iigu dar


Here's my last one

A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
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lol thanks man!
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