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OliveOil wrote:How To Keep Your Husband’s Love ♥♥♥

♥ Behave like a female, i.e. all the tenderness of a female–a man doesn’t want a man for his wife!

♥ Dress pleasantly/attractively.

♥ Do not lay out all your problems on your husband as soon as he walks in. Give him a little mental break.

♥ Absolutely no talking about your... spousal problems to anyone you meet, not even under the pretense of seeking help!

♥ Be kind to your mother-in-law the same way you would like your husband to be kind to your own mother.

♥ Learn all the rights and obligations of each other in Islam. Focus on fulfilling your obligations, not demanding your rights

♥ Race to the door when he comes home, as if you were waiting for him. Smile and hug him.

waan kuu soo duceynayaa olivaoil walaaley...... mashaa allah ninkii ku guursada......dahab ayuu haley runtii.............please oliveoil... can you export some fine girls who shares same ideas as yours.........To UK please thank you

How am I gonna eat cunto or kiss my loved ones??????

you forgot one,

-exercise and eat healthy

OliveOil wrote:How am I gonna eat cunto or kiss my loved ones??????

barwaaqoiyobashbash, believe whatever u want to yarka.


Cunaaye, lol I'm sure girls that think like me are everywhere...you just gotta look harder brother. Good luck


Fah, I'm already healthy looking and have a sexy body. Don't need to that lol

You forgot these.

1-When you said "yes" it meant that you were ready to share your entire life with that man that you said "yes" to . That is a lifetime job, 24/7 till you die, so the first step, if you were not married yet, is to think about this, are you ready ?

2-Keep things clean. This doesn't mean you should do all the cleaning in the house all the time, but don't throw your clothes on the floor, pick up your hair from the drain after washing it, etc.

3-Call him from work occasionally, but don't call obsessively. Be understanding of his work schedule, and hopefully he will be understanding of yours. Don't call him at 5 o'clock on the dot to ask when he will be home.

4-Keep making an effort for him. You don't have to obsessively watch your weight or dress as if you are going out on a fancy date all the time, but take pride in your appearance. Don't come home and immediately change out of your work clothes into sweats and an old t-shirt.

5-Use your own razor! Don't try to sneak his out to shave your legs and underarms.

6-Give him compliments. He will appreciate them as much as you do.

7-Give him presents on holidays such as Valentine's day. It can be a lot of pressure if the man is the only one giving presents! Treat him as you would want to be treated.

8-Be honest. If you went on a shopping spree and ran up the credit card bills, don't hide it from him! Tell him how you are feeling, and include him in your life.

9-Let him hang out with his friends alone. If you do, he will be more patient with your girls nights or when your girlfriends call you at inconvenient times.

10-Be polite. It sounds obvious, but you should still say "Please" and "Thank you!"

11-Keep some things private. No matter how comfortable you are around him, he doesn't need to hear you snort or pick your nose or change your tampon.

12-On date nights, do some things that he loves, even if you don't. It'll keep him happy, and he will be more willing to go see a chick flick or something else that you want to do.

OliveOil wrote:
Fah, I'm already healthy looking and have a sexy body. Don't need to that lol

after you pop a couple kids, that changes and it is imperative you stay in tip top shape

Areesa wrote:You forgot these.

1-When you said "yes" it meant that you were ready to share your entire life with that man that you said "yes" to . That is a lifetime job, 24/7 till you die, so the first step, if you were not married yet, is to think about this, are you ready ?

2-Keep things clean. This doesn't mean you should do all the cleaning in the house all the time, but don't throw your clothes on the floor, pick up your hair from the drain after washing it, etc.

3-Call him from work occasionally, but don't call obsessively. Be understanding of his work schedule, and hopefully he will be understanding of yours. Don't call him at 5 o'clock on the dot to ask when he will be home.

4-Keep making an effort for him. You don't have to obsessively watch your weight or dress as if you are going out on a fancy date all the time, but take pride in your appearance. Don't come home and immediately change out of your work clothes into sweats and an old t-shirt.

5-Use your own razor! Don't try to sneak his out to shave your legs and underarms.

6-Give him compliments. He will appreciate them as much as you do.

7-Give him presents on holidays such as Valentine's day. It can be a lot of pressure if the man is the only one giving presents! Treat him as you would want to be treated.

8-Be honest. If you went on a shopping spree and ran up the credit card bills, don't hide it from him! Tell him how you are feeling, and include him in your life.

9-Let him hang out with his friends alone. If you do, he will be more patient with your girls nights or when your girlfriends call you at inconvenient times.

10-Be polite. It sounds obvious, but you should still say "Please" and "Thank you!"

11-Keep some things private. No matter how comfortable you are around him, he doesn't need to hear you snort or pick your nose or change your tampon.

12-On date nights, do some things that he loves, even if you don't. It'll keep him happy, and he will be more willing to go see a chick flick or something else that you want to do.

Are you single mother? Single mothers usually are good at keeping their second husband. They learn from their fialed fist marriage and go the xtra mile to make their husband happy

BlackRain wrote:
Are you single mother? Single mothers usually are good at keeping their second husband. They learn from their fialed fist marriage and go the xtra mile to make their husband happy

Yes I've been married 3 times, I am on my 4th husband. I usually do whatever he tells me because I want to keep him happy.

Areesa, I love your list. It's wonderful. It's the western version of "how to keep your man". Love it, thnx for sharing

3 failed marriages? It's about time you take close look at yourself. The problem is you areesa

BlackRain wrote:3 failed marriages? It's about time you take close look at yourself. The problem is you areesa

As long as I've a cooter I don't have any problem. I can find another husband.

FAH1223 wrote:

OliveOil wrote:
Fah, I'm already healthy looking and have a sexy body. Don't need to that lol

after you pop a couple kids, that changes and it is imperative you stay in tip top shape

Nah bro, I'm very confident with my body. I don't think I will ever change inshallah and if I do, then I will go to the gym. Plus he will be an "extra" gym for me

My Ideal Wife

1- She has to know who's in charge and never try to challenge my authority. Any attempt to try to wear the pants, will just result in more spanking..
2- She has to know how to cook. Wake up 40 mins before I wake up and prepare some hot food
3-She has to show me that "WE" mentality. If I noticed "I" mentality, then she's selfish
4- If she's going out with her friends, she has to ask for my permission. Sneaking out is big NO NO
5- She has to be clean all the time. I smell onething bad and I will let you know

It's simply really....