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I hope it's real,cause i'm sick and tired of seeing people making up stories like that.
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thanks iron and somalisis.

the pictures were interesting.
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Satan: "You want some bacon?"
Mohammed: "No man,I don't eat pork."
Satan: "What are you Jewish or something?"
Mohammed: "No. I just don't dig on swine. Pigs a filthy animal. I don't eat filthy animals. I don't eat anything that doesn't have sense enough to disregard its own feces."
Satan: "Dog eats its own feces."
Mohammed: "I don't eat dog either."
Satan: "But would you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?"
Mohammed: "I don't know about filthy. They're definately dirty. But dogs have a personality. Personality goes a long way."
Satan: "So, by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal."
Mohammed: "Well we'd have to be talking about one charming motherfockin' pig. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Jewish I had the other day."
Satan: "That's funny man. You're starting to lighten up. You were sitting there all serious and shit."
Mohammed: "I was just thinking."
Satan: "About what?"
Mohammed: "About the miracle we witnessed?"
Satan: "Miracle you witnessed. I witnessed a freak occurence."
Mohammed: "What is a miracle satan?"
Satan: "An act of God."
Mohammed: "And what's an act of God?"
Satan: "When God makes the impossible possible. But today, I don't think, qualifies."
Mohammed: "Don't you see Satan, you're looking at this all wrong. It could be that God stopped the arrows, he changed water into tea, he found my fockin' camel herd. Now whether what we witnessed today was an according to Moses miracle or not is insignificant. But what is significant is I felt the touch of God. God got involved."
Satan: "But why?"
Mohammed: "Well that's what's fockin' with me. But I can't go back into the desert."
Satan: "You're serious. You're really thinking about quittin'?"
Mohammed: "The life? Most definately."
Satan: "Well what you gonna do then?"
Mohammed: "Well that's what I've been sitting here thinking about. First, I am going to drive the Jews out of Yathrib. Then, basically, I'm just going to walk the earth."
Satan: "What you mean 'walk tha earth?'"
Mohammed: "You know, like Moses in the ten commandments. Walk from place to place, meet people of the book, get in adventures."
Satan: "So you decided to become a bum."
Mohammed: "I'll just be Mohammed Satan, no more, no less."
Satan: "No Mohammed, you decided to become a bum. Like those pieces of shit who beg for change, who eat what I throw away who sleep in garbage piles. They have a name for that Mohammed, it's called a bum. And without a job, residence, or legal tender, that's what you are going to be my friend, a focking bum."
Mohammed: "All shapes and sizes Satan."
Satan: "Don't talk to me like that."
Mohammed: "If my answers frighten you satan, then you should cease asking scary questions."
Satan (sighs): "I'm gonna go take a shit. Let me ask you something. When did you come up with that decision, while you were sitting there eatin' that muffin?"
Mohammed: Well yeah. I was sittin' here, eatin' my muffin, when I have what Khat chewers refer to as 'a moment of clarity.'"
Satan: "To be continued"
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Yes miracles do happen but that shouldn't be the basis of your belief in Islam.

Islam is a perfect system of living..Miracles or not, it will be perfect.

Galol......religious people think u are dumb. And there are more religious people on the planet than nonreligious...
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We do know ALLAH exist and we believe in him ….do we need any proof of his presence around us, especially Muslim people?

I don’t have to see any writing on vegetables, trees and landscape to accept him..I already have and the QURAN is good enough evidence for me that ISLAM is the answer.
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^^waryaa, well said dee...this whole time i thought u were nothign but a big headed skinny doqon.. Laughing Laughing Laughing kidding..

so what's up?
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Thanks Dhaga,

That is exactly what came into my mind when I read this thread. Do I need any more proofs for the existance of Allaah SWT? No. up
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Kambuli..what about me? u didn't like what i wrote? Crying or Very sad
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Thanks LH...I'm still skinny doqon to those in the forum except one person of course..

Kam,

Mahadsanid.
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DHaga---u are very welcome walaalkiis.
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Lion,

Meeshu waxbaa si ka ah kow dheh.

Waxaanse ka yaabey nimankan diinta duulaanka ku ihi xoog iyo wakhti badanaa? Wax diinta ku saabsan lasoo qaadyaaba iyana waa kuwan! Shocked Shocked Waar nimanka maxay dhib ku haysaa diinteenu Exclamation

Bal aan dib u eego wixii aad qortey kaddib ayaan hambalyo ama dhaliil kuusoo diiri. Idea
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Lion,

Bravo.... up
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