Now I understand the Jubbaland problem.
But the funny bits first - Some

some
Minority aa tihin waa la idiin maamulaya - said by pro Jubbaland guy
Dadka Gaalkacyo ila Kismayo dagan qabiilka wey ka xishoodan lakin haddi aad marada iska ridey aniga neh keyga waan turi kara
Dadka Kismaayo ku nool waa la aqaana, dadka hadalka ad adeeg ku hadlo ma'aha
Haddi xaq wax lagu kala qaadanayo ninkas injineerka ah aya is kaleh, haddi boobb wax lagu kala qaadanaya neh aniga aya is kaleh - HG man
Madahtinamada, Puntland ayey ka timaadey, haddi wixi ey la gula heshiiyey loga noqdo wey ku sax santahay in ey ayada neh aqonsi dowlada kala noqoto
Markii Xassan Sheikh la doortey malimihi ka dambeye, telefishin kanaal walbo aad saartid reer Puntland ayaa tageeraye, markii Saacid PM lo doortey neh opposite ey isku badashey, ma'ogi sababta
Dadka Somali Kenyanka oo dhahayan billion aya Kismayo naga gashey, haddi ey runn sheegayan lacagtaas Mandeera iyo Garrisa aya u bahaan meeshas ha gashtaan
And many many more - walee maanta waan qosle
The serious bits
Xalka Jubboyinka, xaq uu ka dhalan kara. Xal hooyo xaqqa aya u ah -
To be honest I don't think anyone can honestly believe that it is fair that:
Puntland - ruled by Maxamuud Saleeban
Banadir - Mudulood
Galmudug - Sacad
Ximaan iyo Xeeb - Saleeban
etc etc
But Kismayo - A man from kilinka shanad?
Runtii that doesn't make sense
The concern
Some people are willing or maybe their intention is to destroy this current government and by doing so the best shot Somalia has had in coming out of the civil war
As that reer Kismayo guy said - Puntland waa walaalehen waane jecelnahay lakin dhibka aad Kismayo nagu heysiin naga daaya.
The PM isn't MJ so what? I think the whole of Somalis need to discuss whether the Darood seat belongs to MJ or if it can be given to the other qabiils within that clan.
The solution
First it is important to acknowledge the problem. The locals feel like foreigners have come to their land, elected their own leader and want to govern them by force with the help of Kenyans. Those who support the foreigners movement refuse to accept the concerns of the locals and choose instead to blame the federal government. Like it was said, it seems that if force is what it comes down to a lot of people are willing to fight for both sides and as it has been shown time and time again - in the end there will be no winners, only losers and we will be set back another God knows how many decades.
Therefore like I said in the beginning (before I realised the foreigners issue) no one's rights should be denied. The OG who are from that region, the MJs, the MXs and the 37 other qabiils all need to be given their fair share. Ninki dhoof ku yimid bey geeridu dhibeysa Somalida been meysan ku sheegin, therefore before things get ugly I think the locals should be given a platform. Have an interim governor of the region and then hold an election where a governor is elected by the people themselves. Xaq daro meel ma lagu gaarayo.
This is my conclusion after that hour of entertainment. But as it was said, Somalidu qabiil ma ka dhaamto. I hope we have learnt enough from the past 50 odd years since independence that anything born out of unfairness will only lead to problems.