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Re: Saluting All Wingmen ! Brave hearts !

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Agent,

It was hard yet I kept with it. My friend and I started off at 6pm. He never quit his assaults and was more determined than a soldier on leave. The most challenging scenario was this mother and her 20 year old college. The mother was taking her daughter's photo when Djibouti spotted her. He looks at me and makes a break for it. I am like okay, he goes on and chats up the two. Mother raises her defense. I move in quickly to take evasive measures to counter. So I am chatting up Hooyo while she keeps her eye on the daughter. I step it up and mention that I am headed to her homeland in a few months. Her eyes light up and she becomes all friendly and I see Djibouti is failing to close the deal. I am frustrated and realize the mission has been a failure. As we are parting, the Hooyo says, "Give me a call sometime, my number is ,,,,,," I am dumbfounded and not to be rude, give her my number. We part ways and then I ask DJibouti if he got the daughter's digits to which he says no. :?
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Such bravery in the face of adversity, verily the Man-Code is far more dangerous than expected. Your heroic sacrifice will not be forgotten my comrade. :wow:
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GeoSeven wrote:I did it at a wedding once. It's probably the most daunting task a man can request of a friend...daunting and horrid.

Before I prematurely salute you Abdiwahab, how much would you rate that habaryar...on a scale of 1 to 10 :lol:
7 out of 10 and not bad for her age: 40s, 4 kids, garoob with a minivan. This mission had overwhelming odds: a line @ a supermarket, limited time, the aunt knew me from the party scene in the 90s when she used to date my cousin Jama. It was a Kamizake mission with no return. She knew me from around the way but didn't know Djibouti. Immediately, she sensed there were bogies in the air and proceeded with a defensive posture and started evasive procedures. She pulled her neice closer and placed herself right in front of us. The window of opportunity was fast closing as she and her neice were about to be rung up at the cash register. It was now or never.

I moved in and started chatting up with her. We started a conversation about random stuff and I began to ask about her friends from the 90s I used to kick it with. Djibouti caught on and started his "I am new to town" line with the neice. As I am chatting, I ask her if she could help me with select a right kind of spice for a dish for a meal I wanted to cook. She obliged and I asked Djibouti to pay for our purchases while she showed me where the spice was. Djibouti had about 5 minutes to close the deal. I asked Xalima how she was, how her husband was to which she replied that they went their separate ways. She inquires how my family is doing to which I reply I am single blaming "Calaf" We walk back to find Djibouti and the niece waiting outside the Giant.
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Wingmens :up:

I can never be a successful wingman. Call me xaasid, but if my boy has his eyes on a dime, those eyes better join the queue. :lol:
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Odeyaal bidar beri hore gashay, preyin on 20 year girl :scusthov:
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I don't need a wingman, Özil or a Xavi. I usually play a one-two with myself, score one, then leave the pitch victorious with this celebration. :win:

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What's so brave about wingman? :lol:
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because at times he has to come face to face with a overweight beast just to see his boy succeed.
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Wow. You are so mean. So I guess you can't even stand their sights huh. :roll:
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wingmen are great we have all been there, and they are usefull but sometimes you need specialist support.
What would you do if there is a group of women fr example there are 4 or 5 standing together and you are only 2 guys?
wingman would not help you much..

we used to have a guy called the grenade.
he was so shameless and fearless that he could break the ice and charm people in any situation.
in the scenario above, we would throw the grenade into the group of women, and see them disarmed.
we would then swoop in and pick off the stragglers.

worked like a charm.. :mrgreen:
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DeeqaDagan wrote:Wow. You are so mean. So I guess you can't even stand their sights huh. :roll:
abaayoy, it is what it is.
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Re: Saluting All Wingmen ! Brave hearts !

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Gurey,

lol @ the Grenade. What about Lieutenant Lawase ? The naive brother who would always want to be friends with women, treat them like royalty, extra nice yet never gets their respect or closes the deal. Some how Lt. Lawase always finds a gem yet his failure to seize territory causes her to lose interest. You can't help but feel sad for Lt. Lawase yet he helps provide a steady stream of women & their friends to the brotherhood.


Deeqa,

There is this mysterious equation which I have yet to decipher. The hottest women have the fugliest friends or that bitter sister/friend/cousin who just hates men and is out there to hate. In comes the wingman who has to disarm these haters so that the optimistic, happy sister can have fun.
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ManD333q wrote:Odeyaal bidar beri hore gashay, preyin on 20 year girl :scusthov:
That bidaar is a badge of wisdom and experience. Unlike a man her age who is unsettled, immature, and not offering long term prospects, Mr. Bidaar offers stability and security.

You are probably a young woman, perhaps under 25. But mark my words, if you don't settle at your prime (under 25), you will actively be seeking Mr. Bidaar and Mr. Ilkoole because men your age will not want a woman who is about as old as them.
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AbdiWahab252 wrote:Gurey,

lol @ the Grenade. What about Lieutenant Lawase ? The naive brother who would always want to be friends with women, treat them like royalty, extra nice yet never gets their respect or closes the deal. Some how Lt. Lawase always finds a gem yet his failure to seize territory causes her to lose interest. You can't help but feel sad for Lt. Lawase yet he helps provide a steady stream of women & their friends to the brotherhood.


Deeqa,

There is this mysterious equation which I have yet to decipher. The hottest women have the fugliest friends or that bitter sister/friend/cousin who just hates men and is out there to hate. In comes the wingman who has to disarm these haters so that the optimistic, happy sister can have fun.
ah abdi that was me from 15 till as late as 25 i was a late bloomer, the brief 5 years i was really in the game was something else,
before i put my hat up and resigned. I was the naive romantic fool who treated women like godesses but got no respect, and always found myself in the friend zone.
and the last 2 years before my marriage was when i was just hitting my stride..
alxamdulilah i quit because that much knowledge shouldnt be used for evil, but for good.

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Lol @ Lieutenant Lawase.
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