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Just by the tittle and topic i can tell you hail from the burning south.
You cannot be from the north, because only a konfurian (southerner)
who's at the mercy of monkey breath bantu soldiers will talk about Somalinimo.

There is only one test to Somalinimo and all failed except people from the north that got their affairs in order.


So if you hail from the South, having SOMALINIMO come out of your lips is
tantamount to blasphemy.

So, astaakhfurulah dhe oo mar danbe ha u noqon!

jalaaludin5 wrote:

Brother B, check this out. Pure heart

1) How far back can you count your abtirsi?

b) At least ten generations


2) Who are ethnic Somalis?

a) Ordinary Sub-Saharan Africans


3) Who would you rather be?

a) Penniless and Somali by blood



4) What was the first capital of the Adal Sultanate?

b) Zeila



5) What is your posting style?

a) Shoot from the hip/say whatever comes to mind at the moment



6) Have you ever publicly revealed the contents of another Snetter's private messages to you?

b) No



7) How often do you visit Somali websites, read Somali news online or email/webchat with other Somalis?

a) Every day




8) How often do you do chores for family members or friends without expecting anything in return?

a) A couple of times a week



9) In a two versus three pickup game of soccer, which team would you rather be on?

b) The three Faarax/Xaliimo



10) Why doesn't Somalia have any World Heritage Sites?

a) It has few such potential ancient monuments and structures

Who are we kidding? Somalinimo only exists in name. Dont we all trace our roots back to different parts of the world?

Skippa wrote:

jalaaludin5 wrote:

Brother B, check this out. Pure heart

fanka waxa ii jeclaaday
sida adiba u jeclaaday unba ana ii jeclaaday

haye hurdada nada ilaaliya
reer jabuuti ba nahnee

in spite of the speech impediment , HUGE balls on that kid

1) How far back can you count your abtirsi?
b) At least ten generations

2) Who are ethnic Somalis?
a) Ordinary Sub-Saharan Africans

3) Who would you rather be?
b) Wealthy and ajnabi

4) What was the first capital of the Adal Sultanate?
b) Zeila

5) What is your posting style?
a) Shoot from the hip/say whatever comes to mind at the moment

6) Have you ever publicly revealed the contents of another Snetter's private messages to you?
b) No

7) How often do you visit Somali websites, read Somali news online or email/webchat with other Somalis?
b) A couple of times a week or month

8) How often do you do chores for family members or friends without expecting anything in return?
a) A couple of times a week

9) In a two versus three pickup game of soccer, which team would you rather be on?
a) The two Faarax/Xaliimo

10) Why doesn't Somalia have any World Heritage Sites?
b) It never ratified the 1972 World Heritage Convention

I don't understand what this test tells you about a person's Somalinimo or how one's Somalinimo can be measured? I mean isn't it straight forward; either you have Somalinimo in you or you don't.

But anyway here are my answers, give me my Somalinimo scores.

1) How far back can you count your abtirsi?
b) At least ten generations

2) Who are ethnic Somalis?
b) Afro-Asiatic peoples

3) Who would you rather be?
b) Wealthy and ajnabi - those of you who answered A are liars

4) What was the first capital of the Adal Sultanate?
b) Zeila

5) What is your posting style?
a) Shoot from the hip/say whatever comes to mind at the moment

6) Have you ever publicly revealed the contents of another Snetter's private messages to you?
b) No

7) How often do you visit Somali websites, read Somali news online or email/webchat with other Somalis?
b) A couple of times a week or month

8) How often do you do chores for family members or friends without expecting anything in return?
a) A couple of times a week

9) In a two versus three pickup game of soccer, which team would you rather be on?
b) The three Faarax/Xaliimo - who would be stupid enough to choose to be one down in a football* game?

10) Why doesn't Somalia have any World Heritage Sites?
b) It never ratified the 1972 World Heritage Convention

Skippa wrote:in spite of the speech impediment , HUGE balls on that kid

rageedi walaahi.

thats what i call confidence

how about the way he was adding up the scores with his fingers ..lol

CilmiDoone wrote:

Meyle wrote:Fuck Somalinimo and everything that revolves around this ambiguous term.

My fellow Somali brother Meyle, it is very unfortunate that you should say that. There is nothing ambiguous about the term Somalinimo, for it simply means, at the essence, the being a Somali.

It has nothing to do with ethnicity. Its a political term used to justify injustice. A term thats used to create guilt complex, in the sense that either you're with us or against us.


Two things I hate more than anything on this earth is that blue rag and this hideous term.

1) How far back can you count your abtirsi?

All the way to ibn something

2) Who are ethnic Somalis?

A pure race that fathered dozens of ethnic groups

3) Who would you rather be?

Rich and Somali

4) What was the first capital of the Adal Sultanate?

Ask a Gadabursi

5) What is your posting style?

I am,

Abdi "Really?" Johnson

6) Have you ever publicly revealed the contents of another Snetter's private messages to you?

No

7) How often do you visit Somali websites, read Somali news online or email/webchat with other Somalis?

Few times a week

8) How often do you do chores for family members or friends without expecting anything in return?

What's a chore?

9) In a two versus three pickup game of soccer, which team would you rather be on?

I don't play soccer. Its not a man sport. No man fakes an injury and cries

10) Why doesn't Somalia have any World Heritage Sites?

Because either its been destroyed or Somalis don't have any to begin with

I am,

Abdi "I pick my own options" Johnson

somalinimo ma biilkay iga beexisa?

lol somalinimo. never believed. muslimnimo haa but somalinimo? give me a break!

Hodan94 wrote:somalinimo ma biilkay iga beexisa?

Ma biilka in lagaa bixiyaad rabtaa? Bal amuurtan eega.

Xoogaaga ku shaqayso oo biilkaa iskaga bixi, dadkaagana wax ku tar. See waaye.

Except for the wealthy and ajnabi part,my answers would be exactly the same as Skipper's
If ajnabi meant a Muslim ajnabi,however,then it would be exactly that.