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Re: Funny memorable stories from your childhood.

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hyperactive wrote:skippa, you got crazy thing out there.

that jini and sihir topic reminded me. i was 7 , i remember that cause we went to yemen in our summer holiday, i was grade 2. my aunt took me and my sister to this jini/suhir thing. in the gethering, there were many women plus few men, wadad ko sheeg. each brought a lot if food. any way, what stoop up for me was, he said, "ma7ad yasam" means, bisim ka ya laqabsan! i was so scared. bismillilah ban under breath ka haystay.

woho wah akhriyaba, bakhbakh iyo bood boodaba, he said jini gi wo so dagi la'ayahay. qof ba meesha fidiya ay jiniga rabin. intaan kabaheyga ga'anta ko qabsaday ban Araray. when u left wa3daro digay ban maqlay.looool

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When I was in year 3, It was lunchtime and I sat on this bench. Next to me was this classmate female of Caribbean descent, I proceed to imitate a conversation between us by saying " Whats up my nigga". She gives me a fearful look and yells " Everyone! ***** called me a nigga he said the N word!" At this moment I was baffled and I said to her " Whats the matter, I'm black, your black, whats good nigga?" then she starts yelling more and more until the year 5 and 6 kids came who were future drug dealers and gang-bangers. At that moment I decided the wisest thing to do was run, so I ran around the large playground, and then there came behind me a mob of black people, but when I looked back what I couldn't understand was why did I see
my lebanese classmate Abbas running with them too? and the white kid jamie? I was shocked but still running for my life, I then sought refuge in the headmasters office where everything was settled.

That was the day I realized I wasn't a nigga.
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Re: Funny memorable stories from your childhood.

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Cherine wrote:He said if the wadaad asks you 'what is your mother's name? then he is a saa7ir
My cousin was possessed by a girl who asked her what her grandmother's name was. :|
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If a guy asks for your mothers name he is a saa7ir because jinns believe human beings are illegitimate so they go by the way of the mother and not the father.

That is just one of many methods of si7ir.
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walle aawa wah osob ban bartay from you. never new the mother's middle name thing. authobillah.
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Re: Funny memorable stories from your childhood.

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hyperactive wrote:loooooool. tolow maha ko qrna warqada. was imam masjid? i thought kuwa meelaha ko dawarsada wadadni o do these kind of things! unless person cannot read quran from mus7af what is the need some one else to read on you?

eddoyinkey, canada iyo meelahas bey oka imaani, quran ha la e saaro! se kasta ad tirahdo , eedo ticket ka ha uska khasarin, afigu isku aqri, ka yeeli mayan. sheikh hebel ban maqalbey iyo bihiya! ya Allah.

You know how there are many neighbourhood mosques in every corner in the khaleej..he was the imam of one of them.

The paper contained shakhabeet ..kharaabeesh. Something a toddler would write.

Dumarkan waan la yaabaa, just because something bad's happening in your life such as illness etc doesn't mean qofbaa sixir kuu sameeyey.
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I was a bad kid in my day. Made a hoax call to the firefighters, played knock down ginger on old aged residents, shoplifted Sainsburys and Safeway (before it became Morrison) and got chased by a fat white security fella, threw water balloons at white ladies in the park and ran away, started a small bushfire in a friends area and never came back for about 10 years due to fear of being caught :lol: Yep, it's been hectic and i'm glad i matured in time.
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Re: Funny memorable stories from your childhood.

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Skippa what town was this ? I'll make sure i skip this town when ever i'm in the area.
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Me and a group of friends once prank called the police and we told them a gunman was running loose in the school. SWAT team of like 25 came right when lunch was about to end. Lol all they busted was a drug dealer when dogs sniffed his locker. I didn't particularly like him. I'm glad he got booked

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Re: Funny memorable stories from your childhood.

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Skippa & Hyper, Jinns stories in a happy topic? Anigaa la ii dan leeyahay. :(

I remember playing all sorts of outdoor activities with siblings and neighbors. We had this evangelical Christian neighbors (2 boys and a girl, lol so caddan). Anyways these kids had everything, bikes, scooters, rollerblades, go karts, playstation, gameboys, you name it they had it. We use to come home from school drop our school bags and play until the sun went down. On the weekends they would forget we have dugsi and knock on our door asking for us and my parents would be tell them we're at Quran school and we'd do the same Sunday mornings too when they had bible studies.

We use to play down ball (I don't know what you guys call it), basically draw up four squares (for the four players and you have one ball which is only permitted to bounce once in your square and you have to try get each other out. Anyways we use to make the game slightly more interesting. You had to name a soccer players/actors/ countries in a certain continent whatever the theme was whenever you had the ball before you pass it on. So, one time we were listing famous people and one of my brothers got stuck and then he blurts out his own name "Mohamed". One of the boys who was my age 8 yrs at the time was like "You're out! You're out! Mohamed isn't a famous person's name".

My siblings and I look at each other dumbfound all wondering who is going to try and explain this one without coming across as bias and their father was watching us play and he was like "No, Mohamed is a prophet in Islam, along with Adam, Abraham and Moses. He's right and he's not out". Neat save. Looking back it we were the pioneers of religious tolerance.:lol:

Another memory that sticks is playing with two of my girl cousins and my sister. We use to play pranks on each other. Anyone one day, my elder cousin and sister (both 3 yrs older than us) convinced my cousin who is my age and I that they were real life witches with superpowers. Clearly, we watched too much Sabrina The Teenage Witch and Bewitched episodes. :lol: They told us, they had to keep this shit a secret and if we trained hard enough we could become licensed witches too. We would enthusiastically jump from our fence trying hard to fly and they would smile at us with encouraging looks like"you're nearly there". They would step on our stomachs if we misbehaved (xaasideen, I still I haven't forgiven them). Not only that they would get us to do basic stuff for them else they would "make us pay by giving us the touch of death". I kinda knew it wasn't true but better safe then sorry. I think after too much of "Ina...get me a drink, carry my school bag, let me have your turn on the playstation" I got sick of it and figured I don't mind the touch of the death than this sad existence. So, I finally told hooyo about it and needless to say they put a stop to their unethical prank. I know, I was pretty gullible. :snoop:
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Re: Funny memorable stories from your childhood.

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@Cherine, can't believe you snitched on the kid though. Being a snitch would get you branded a ''dobber'' down here. Literally, the worst thing you can be labelled. :lol:
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Re: Funny memorable stories from your childhood.

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People! nothing is true about the story I posted, except the murders...Don't have no fear!
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Re: Funny memorable stories from your childhood.

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I don't know about funny BUT memorable, yes!. The most memorable story from my childhood years would have to be when i stuffed the dugsi door lock with the long kenyan broomsticks that i broke them into small pieces enough to fit in to that door lock. This whole incident was triggered by purely fuleeyniimo from what awaits me next morning when I arrive dugsi, as i failed to attend the mandatory 4 prayers (duhur-isha) at mosque to register my presence so that the kabiir can tick me as present on the mosque attendance role. So, anyways the prayer i missed was isha on monday night. The next day I went to the dugsi to find students packed outside waiting for the macalin to open the door, after several attempts he gave up and figured on the spot one of us students stuffed broomsticks in there and the fact that a few months back the same thing happened did not help to cast doubt in the macalin's eyes. As a result, we had two days off plus khamis and jimco :stylin: . Come saturday, I was hoping the people who didn't attend the masjid on friday would be the only ones karbashed severely with shamuu on their bare lower parts of their body with girls watching (made out of a tire) since time won't allow. But to my surprise that was not the case, all those who did not pray at the mosque in the following days: Mon-Fri were punished respectively. :(
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Re: Funny memorable stories from your childhood.

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^ indhaha ha idinka dhacaan oo af carabi ahaa
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Re: Funny memorable stories from your childhood.

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lol sorry ina.
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