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Re: Somali dudes always get friend-zoned

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Methylamine wrote:Kinda off-topic, but why do Somali girls staaaaaaaaare at Somali guys for long periods of time? I'm not even talking about habiyars, I'm talking about girls born and raised in the West, like miyaad taqaana the phrase "lower your gaze"?
You know you're looking good if she hits you with the:

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Marques £20 for each advice :lol: .




metamorphosis Unless you have forgotten religious women also want suitable mates, you just woo them with that wali and marriage talk, it is not hard
to get their contact details. Also religious women are less likely to friend zone you as they don't believe in being "friends" with guys.
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Lillaahiya wrote:
Methylamine wrote:Kinda off-topic, but why do Somali girls staaaaaaaaare at Somali guys for long periods of time? I'm not even talking about habiyars, I'm talking about girls born and raised in the West, like miyaad taqaana the phrase "lower your gaze"?
You know you're looking good if she hits you with the:

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:whew:
Good thing I've developed a bidaar, otherwise I'd be creeped out if I saw a girl doing that
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Re: Somali dudes always get friend-zoned

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:shaq: But you're still going to med school right?
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£20 :damn: You'd better make Hitch look like a schoolkid with that advice
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You gotta bit aggressive and assertive if u don't wanna be saxiibzoned by these young or old.

Last week I went out on a date with a 41 year old xaliimo, it was so weird, at the restaurant she randomly started caressing my hair in a back and fourth motion while repeatedly saying "fariid".

Nygga I got hoyo-like zoned :damn:
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speak for yourself bro, if you are friend zoned doesn't men all of us are in the same boat. we friend zone girls.
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Advo wrote:You gotta bit aggressive and assertive if u don't wanna be saxiibzoned by these young or old.

Last week I went out on a date with a 41 year old xaliimo, it was so weird, at the restaurant she randomly started caressing my hair in a back and fourth motion while repeatedly saying "fariid".

Nygga I got hoyo-like zoned :damn:
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Advo wrote:You gotta bit aggressive and assertive if u don't wanna be saxiibzoned by these young or old.

Last week I went out on a date with a 41 year old xaliimo, it was so weird, at the restaurant she randomly started caressing my hair in a back and fourth motion while repeatedly saying "fariid".

Nygga I got hoyo-like zoned :damn:
:shock: why would u go on a date with a single mama her kids might jump u
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:whoo: I've gotten to appreciate older women past few years. These young xaliimos are too much to deal with.
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Advo wrote:You gotta bit aggressive and assertive if u don't wanna be saxiibzoned by these young or old.

Last week I went out on a date with a 41 year old xaliimo, it was so weird, at the restaurant she randomly started caressing my hair in a back and fourth motion while repeatedly saying "fariid".

Nygga I got hoyo-like zoned :damn:
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Advo wrote:You gotta bit aggressive and assertive if u don't wanna be saxiibzoned by these young or old.

Last week I went out on a date with a 41 year old xaliimo, it was so weird, at the restaurant she randomly started caressing my hair in a back and fourth motion while repeatedly saying "fariid".

Nygga I got hoyo-like zoned :damn:
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Re: Somali dudes always get friend-zoned

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Just say you want to get brains as soon as you meet. Why wait long enough for her to see you as a buddy? Somali girls are weird like that. There's only a few day window with em

I would never want to get involved with a Somali girl though before marriage though


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AbdiJohnson wrote:Just say you want to get brains as soon as you meet. Why wait long enough for her to see you as a buddy? Somali girls are weird like that. There's only a few day window with em

I would never want to get involved with a Somali girl though before marriage though


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Marriage is a religious contract, something you seculars seem to despise. I'm surprised your even contemplating such a fruitless affair.
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