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Re: Liberal and progressive Muslims having a blast

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Hawdian wrote:The main reason now days Somali women join Jihad ceeb export is very simple. This is what really happens:

Nimco Cusay (not real name): Hey John, did I really tell you about how I was chopped by this old woman back in Somalia?
John: Oh, has anyone watched the game between The Netherlands and Spain?
Nimco Cusay: Michael, did you watch the programme about Weris Diria and her horrible story about being cut? It happened to me too
Michael: The new Playstation is just amazing, guys, who wants to come over?
Nimco Cusay: I'm cut guys, hello I have went under FGM.
White boys: Cheers mate this beer is amazing!...crowd shouting, hi-5s, hugging, girls dancing

Nimco Cusay: Stuff these wicilo, I remember hooyo talking about dugsi yesterday, let me google

Nimco Cusay on google :Search----------->>Handsome Arabs into female with FGM

Search return: ISIS, Ceeb tourism, Ceeb Jihad

Nimco Cusay: Alla hogaaaaaay wan helay alla I am going to tell hooyo I'm joining ayuto for $3000 and buy a ticket with it

Nimco Cusay now in niqab, black abaya: We are Musleeeeeeemin ya Musleeeeeemin, we Somali women love Bismillah and nin Bisimallah dhaho oo bariiska karin kara...Abaayooooooooooooooooy

Two months later: BREAKING NEWS, Islamists behead a young British woman of Somali origins. They said her ceeb Jihad has expired (BBC).

Lmfao!!!
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Kukri wrote:
that lady is clearly not one of us. probably a convert and so is the other lady.
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Akhaas the ruthlessness and disrespect these faraxs are displaying is utterly saddening.
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Hawdian wrote:The main reason now days Somali women join Jihad ceeb export is very simple. This is what really happens:

Nimco Cusay (not real name): Hey John, did I really tell you about how I was chopped by this old woman back in Somalia?
John: Oh, has anyone watched the game between The Netherlands and Spain?
Nimco Cusay: Michael, did you watch the programme about Weris Diria and her horrible story about being cut? It happened to me too
Michael: The new Playstation is just amazing, guys, who wants to come over?
Nimco Cusay: I'm cut guys, hello I have went under FGM.
White boys: Cheers mate this beer is amazing!...crowd shouting, hi-5s, hugging, girls dancing

Nimco Cusay: Stuff these wicilo, I remember hooyo talking about dugsi yesterday, let me google

Nimco Cusay on google :Search----------->>Handsome Arabs into female with FGM

Search return: ISIS, Ceeb tourism, Ceeb Jihad

Nimco Cusay: Alla hogaaaaaay wan helay alla I am going to tell hooyo I'm joining ayuto for $3000 and buy a ticket with it

Nimco Cusay now in niqab, black abaya: We are Musleeeeeeemin ya Musleeeeeemin, we Somali women love Bismillah and nin Bisimallah dhaho oo bariiska karin kara...Abaayooooooooooooooooy

Two months later: BREAKING NEWS, Islamists behead a young British woman of Somali origins. They said her ceeb Jihad has expired (BBC).

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Re: Liberal and progressive Muslims having a blast

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Hawdian wrote:The main reason now days Somali women join Jihad ceeb export is very simple. This is what really happens:

Nimco Cusay (not real name): Hey John, did I really tell you about how I was chopped by this old woman back in Somalia?
John: Oh, has anyone watched the game between The Netherlands and Spain?
Nimco Cusay: Michael, did you watch the programme about Weris Diria and her horrible story about being cut? It happened to me too
Michael: The new Playstation is just amazing, guys, who wants to come over?
Nimco Cusay: I'm cut guys, hello I have went under FGM.
White boys: Cheers mate this beer is amazing!...crowd shouting, hi-5s, hugging, girls dancing

Nimco Cusay: Stuff these wicilo, I remember hooyo talking about dugsi yesterday, let me google

Nimco Cusay on google :Search----------->>Handsome Arabs into female with FGM

Search return: ISIS, Ceeb tourism, Ceeb Jihad

Nimco Cusay: Alla hogaaaaaay wan helay alla I am going to tell hooyo I'm joining ayuto for $3000 and buy a ticket with it

Nimco Cusay now in niqab, black abaya: We are Musleeeeeeemin ya Musleeeeeemin, we Somali women love Bismillah and nin Bisimallah dhaho oo bariiska karin kara...Abaayooooooooooooooooy

Two months later: BREAKING NEWS, Islamists behead a young British woman of Somali origins. They said her ceeb Jihad has expired (BBC).

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Hawdian wrote:The main reason now days Somali women join Jihad ceeb export is very simple. This is what really happens:

Nimco Cusay (not real name): Hey John, did I really tell you about how I was chopped by this old woman back in Somalia?
John: Oh, has anyone watched the game between The Netherlands and Spain?
Nimco Cusay: Michael, did you watch the programme about Weris Diria and her horrible story about being cut? It happened to me too
Michael: The new Playstation is just amazing, guys, who wants to come over?
Nimco Cusay: I'm cut guys, hello I have went under FGM.
White boys: Cheers mate this beer is amazing!...crowd shouting, hi-5s, hugging, girls dancing

Nimco Cusay: Stuff these wicilo, I remember hooyo talking about dugsi yesterday, let me google

Nimco Cusay on google :Search----------->>Handsome Arabs into female with FGM

Search return: ISIS, Ceeb tourism, Ceeb Jihad

Nimco Cusay: Alla hogaaaaaay wan helay alla I am going to tell hooyo I'm joining ayuto for $3000 and buy a ticket with it

Nimco Cusay now in niqab, black abaya: We are Musleeeeeeemin ya Musleeeeeemin, we Somali women love Bismillah and nin Bisimallah dhaho oo bariiska karin kara...Abaayooooooooooooooooy

Two months later: BREAKING NEWS, Islamists behead a young British woman of Somali origins. They said her ceeb Jihad has expired (BBC).
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