Snet RnB Singers (Ladies Edition)

[Sophisticate]

It would be fun to see who in the Male version would match with who in the Female version. Though it's kinda obvious who I'm eyeing

Let me look up your file.

Subject: Snet RnB Singers (Male Edition)

Sulfur - D’angelo



What voodoo do you do? There is a lady in waiting. No it’s a military coup of women complaining of something psycho-somatic that he caused *iatrogenic*. It only gets worse after each visit. Brown sugar is what he prescribed. Yet the lobby is still backlogged like a line up in Africa. Please stop asking hablo “how does it feel.”
.

You have been matched with wait for it... Angie Stone the coco brown and voluptuous soul singer. D'angelo, I mean sulfur you appear to have sired her son back in the day. I wonder who this snet lady could be?

[Amira143]

Oh shhhyyyd lol this had me giggling walahi. My sweet zubeir bit is a no no. I'm too old for him sadly.

[Malachite]

Sulfur: Your desperation reeks walalo, stop embarrassing MN men, they don't act like this. You're in med school, you should be chased not the other way around.

P.s

If you supply me with lifetime quruxlow xalwa, I will put a good word in for you know who, I'm her big homie.

Jeez, Why you gotta do me like that.....Sadly that 'label' has done me bad than good so far...Speaking of 'Quruxlow', I actually have of my close relatives working there,

So you got it good....Keep talking tho .........I'm listening



Soph,

[EvolSyawla]

If Somalinetters online personas matched singers...


Evolsyawla akaTamia btw I love her!

Lately she hasn’t been all there, her supervisor started to notice she’s been sittin’ on the job. Maxaa dhacay, she smiles to herself and there’s no reason to be happy. We have so many questions. Who is he? Is she so into him? How did he put a move on her heart? Was it the classic fob line “I luff u?”

Who are you?...
Yes...I actually Have been reprimanded a few times this week for spacey behavior hehehe....
LOL @ I luff u...No, it was volumes upon volumes of incredible incredibleness!

"I think you're truly something special, just what my dreams are really made of...Let's stay together, you and me boy...There's no one like you around...I really like what you've done to me..I can't really explain it, I'm so into you"


But for real girl, you have quite the talent. Male and female, you can point out personality quirks, poke fun and are hilarious....and yet not be offensive at all. I love it!

[thehappyone]

Tamia only had one good song and that was a feature with fabulous - so into you. One of my top 5 favourite all time songs.

Lovealways is keyshia cole, nobody can dislike keyshia cole

[EvolSyawla]

^_^ I've said it before, and I'll say it again, You THO are frikin awesome. That song is 100% one of the best.

Keyshia Cole huh She's hawt. And that voice

[thehappyone]

Actually lovealways is Alicia keys, me being usher we can sing 'my boo' together

[Sophisticate]

^^^
Thank you LoveAlways, much appreciated. I based it off of small little quirks. People seem to think its based on carbon copies. They are wrong. I exaggerated it and certainly looked for commonalities to exploit. You know me too well. I have no idea how Tuushi didn't get up there. I could have sworn I posted it. Alicia keys is already taken sorry thehappyone. Also, Tamia had many great songs from the 90s - 00s, she's also a stunner and married to Grant Hill.

I couldn't do Keisha Cole as LoveAlways, since most of the time they want her to sing unhappy songs. Like "I should have cheated." or ""Slap a b#$^ like rich james"

[Sophisticate]

Tuushi – Alicia Keys

Let’s take a page out of her diary. You don’t know my name, but the fire we make (me and AofC) is like a skinny running for the Olympics, stick legs rubbing together are bound to generate heat. Could it be a teenage love affair, or gangsta love, no one knows. All I know is I’m falling.

[YummyMummy]

If Somalinetters online personas matched singers...



Yummy Mummy aka Toni Braxton

She claims love is a rollercoaster. It starts off as a fairytale making you high and you're left thinking I love me some him. Then its seven whole days without a word, love should have brought him home. You tell him brother please, spare me the excuses. Business trip to Birmingham, Kulaha! Lies, Lies, Lies. You give him a royal send off with "you can’t unbreak my heart and you weren’t man enough for me".

Nicely done sis Apart from the male dependency aspect, the only other disturbing part is how Toni Braxton's face and hands' colour do not match

[Sophisticate]

I would not call it dependency but going through the motions. How did I not notice the hands?

[YummyMummy]

^ soomaahaa? Tryna say something about Diana cream?
Don't worry. I am humbled by the thought darling

[BlackVelvet]

Jasmine aka Mariah Carey (MIMI)

Don’t catch her feeling emotions she’ll get carried away with a vision of love. As a dream lover she wants the impossible – a Farax that works jedi mind tricks while keeping it real. He has to throw it down in the madbakh, take the lead in the garden and take out the trash in a three piece suit. Honey is demanding.

[BlackVelvet]

What's a madbakh btw?

[YummyMummy]

^ kitchen. It's an arabic word.