uk farax appreciation thread

[Marques]

Big up the galdem who hit Sams Chicken in groups of 5
Big up the galdem who went to their first wedding when they were 13
Big up the galdem who wear leather jackets and abayas
Big up the galdem who study nursing
Big up the galdem who still read books
Big up the galdem who learn cookin in the holidays
Big up the galdem who got their first job at Peacocks
Big up the galdem who hide their love for Primark
Big up the galdem who rock make-up without knowing how to rock it
Big up the galdem who tweet about beards and footballers thinking Faaraxs will rate
Big up the galdem who only go shisha to stare at others and whisper
Big up the galdem who spend 90% of their time at home on their phones
Big up the galdem who join afro carribean societies at Uni

I am Mar" Big up YummyMummy and Amira" ques

[YummyMummy]

Big up the galdem who hit Sams Chicken in groups of 5
Big up the galdem who went to their first wedding when they were 13
Big up the galdem who wear leather jackets and abayas
Big up the galdem who study nursing
Big up the galdem who still read books
Big up the galdem who learn cookin in the holidays
Big up the galdem who got their first job at Peacocks
Big up the galdem who hide their love for Primark
Big up the galdem who rock make-up without knowing how to rock it
Big up the galdem who tweet about beards and footballers thinking Faaraxs will rate
Big up the galdem who only go shisha to stare at others and whisper
Big up the galdem who spend 90% of their time at home on their phones
Big up the galdem who join afro carribean societies at Uni

I am Mar" Big up YummyMummy and Amira" ques

None of these apply to me, but thanks for the big up

[Adali]

Big up the galdem who hit Sams Chicken in groups of 5
Big up the galdem who went to their first wedding when they were 13
Big up the galdem who wear leather jackets and abayas
Big up the galdem who study nursing
Big up the galdem who still read books
Big up the galdem who learn cookin in the holidays
Big up the galdem who got their first job at Peacocks
Big up the galdem who hide their love for Primark
Big up the galdem who rock make-up without knowing how to rock it
Big up the galdem who tweet about beards and footballers thinking Faaraxs will rate
Big up the galdem who only go shisha to stare at others and whisper
Big up the galdem who spend 90% of their time at home on their phones
Big up the galdem who join afro carribean societies at Uni

I am Mar" Big up YummyMummy and Amira" ques

[thehappyone]

Big up the mandem who twos
Big up the mandem who say boss
Big up the mandem whos borough didnt qualify for ema
Big up the mandem who skipped religion class for extra p.e.
Big up the mandem who took eid creps to school regardless
Big up the mandem who know about zipcar
Big up the mandem who play 20p roulette
Big up the mandem who go minus on the oyster card like marques

[Marques]

big up the mandem who still call it tmobile instead of EE
big up the mandem who use Uber instead of zipcar
Big up the mandem who dont drink coffee
big up the mandem who use their uncles tab at the internet cafe
big up the mandem who dont know what a P60 form is
big up the mandem who hid parents evening from their parents
big up the mandem who hate cold sandwhiches
big up the mandem who rode bmx's as their first bike
big up the mandem who hated swimming lessons
big up the mandem who ran away when dogs were about like thehappyone

[thehappyone]

big up the mandem who use their 5 call me back texts
big up the mandem who are on first name basis with their local bouncers
Big up the mandem who let the spice get on the bus first to see where she sits
big up the mandem who order coke at the cinema eventhough they only got pepsi
big up the mandem who withdraw their last £5 from postoffice atm like marques

[Amira143]

Lool. You are talking about yourself somaha. T?

[thehappyone]

Most of it applies

Big up the galdem who have 600 followers but only 5 people in her birthday pics
Big up the galdem who stare too much or avoid eye contact at all costs
Big up the galdem whos mum is fitter
Big up the gladem ehos mum knows better english than most ur boys
Big up the galdem who learned about Michael kors on twitta

I'm struggling with this one

[thehappyone]

Im off to serve some customers

[LobsterUnit]

Big up the man dem who got the delta course money
Big up the man dem who discovered qabil at 21
Big up the man dem who got shanked by a madow
Big up the man dem who still wear gola trainers and aasics
Big up the man dem who buy boxers from sports direct
Big up marq cockney bengali soundin Dagenham ues.

[Corruption1]

1 Love to all my Lycra to Lycra users - i love you all

[salool]

The forty year olds rocking gangster clothes,

[LobsterUnit]

Big up the safari talk call the homeland man dem
Big up the call me from the housephone talktalk gal dem.

[MujahidAishah]

baasto,happy and marques u lot cracked me up


Big up to the yut dem that learn Qabil off twitter
Big up to the girl dem that think there big coz the osyter beeped once
Big up to the mandem 079 maxa ku hiiga
Big up to the islaamo who do telephone conference

[Marques]

Big up the mandem who still use 5 quid child discount at the barbers
Big up the mandem who throw oysters out the window when someone needs to jump on the bus
Big up the mandem who know how to play Wembley and 60 seconds
Big up the mandem who buy socks from JJB
Big up the mandem who holla bossman at the chicken shop for burger sauce
Big up the mandem who have more than two broken ps3 pads at home
Big up baastounit part time Aki from Camden part time online shukaansist on Snet chat