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Rii isnuugtay hanaa noqoniin.2ndtoNone wrote:2nd- The middle child who is involved, less known and noticed, tends to be open-minded and does not view the world in terms of hierarchy, and one who is open to ideas and suggestions from a variety of sources.
Idman702 wrote:SolidCamel wrote:SolidCamel, the non controversial cousin that everyone likes.
Buranbuur the cool sister that puts everyone in their place while she wears 6 inch louboutin heels.
Sophie the over achieving, attractive sister.
Menace the perverted cousin who hits on every female in the family. He sometimes jokingly says if his mom was his age he would marry her and everyone knows this nigga is not joking.
AJ the infamous cousin who airs out all the dirty laundry of the family and makes sure you heard his point. The last girl he dated ended up running away with a lebanese guy. He occasionally sends her warning texts telling her to expect her deep secrets to be aired out.
SultanOrder the suufi cousin who's also part time human rights activist.
Evol the hopeless romantic cousin who will relate to every love story and she sometimes tries to be a match maker. She is responsible of 20 girls being single mothers because she set them up with menace, yet she is always setting him up with a date. She feels he will one day fall in love and experience what it feels like to be in love.
Solidcamel the young cousin who's either playing basketball or bird watching and I am not talking about the flying creatures.
Udun the responsible, reasonable cousin who will always make you feel like you're the greatest.
Garoweboy the soccer/basketball/football loving cousin who seems innocent until you see his track record with females. As long as they got big booty he will holla.
Basra the crazy divorcee aunt who likes to talk about sex and jane austen books. She loves the shock value she creates, rumor has it her and menace have casual sex even though she's 12 years his senior and his maternal aunt.
Udun the responsible, reasonable cousin who will always make you feel like you're the greatest.
EvolSyawla wrote:No backbone ah? Lolll Don't remember how many times I've made you beg for forgiveness huh. Buzz off.
Lool yeaaa I'm a hopeless romantic but not stupidly so. No menace matches!!
Bella and amira, the two cousins who you swear were born from the same womb. Every reunion is screaming and running off to their secret spot saying "Omg remember that time."
Salool and Basra...two eedos who you just love to eavesdrop on. One bitter and still married, one even more bitter and single. Both hate life because of how unfulfillung 'the irbaad' has been. You can often hear Salool scolding the men in the family as dissapointments as Basra cackles (elegantly of course) in the background.
Lama, your mothers favorite brother who is sweet to everyone and never seems to become angry. Ask him anything about the daqan and you'll have a whole lesson laid out.
Yummy, no matter who is hosting the Allah-bari, our cousin Yummy shows up with guns blazing. Three big trays of bariis, BBQ and baked hilib Ari and a multitude of cakes and deserts.
LH, the emotional teenage cousin who swears he gave birth to himself. Always right, and forever more intelligent than everyone.
Baasto, the fun gossipy cousin who sits with the ladies to update us on all things note worthy just to hear us laugh. Rumor has it he's in love with one of our cousins, but whenever asked, he puffs up in anger and walks away "war dadkan waa intaxaam".
Muahahaaaa
You went innnnn!
naaya.i am a social pundit.i don't gossip like shuqul naageed.wth.EvolSyawla wrote:No backbone ah? Lolll Don't remember how many times I've made you beg for forgiveness huh. Buzz off.
Lool yeaaa I'm a hopeless romantic but not stupidly so. No menace matches!!
Bella and amira, the two cousins who you swear were born from the same womb. Every reunion is screaming and running off to their secret spot saying "Omg remember that time."
Salool and Basra...two eedos who you just love to eavesdrop on. One bitter and still married, one even more bitter and single. Both hate life because of how unfulfillung 'the irbaad' has been. You can often hear Salool scolding the men in the family as dissapointments as Basra cackles (elegantly of course) in the background.
Lama, your mothers favorite brother who is sweet to everyone and never seems to become angry. Ask him anything about the daqan and you'll have a whole lesson laid out.
Yummy, no matter who is hosting the Allah-bari, our cousin Yummy shows up with guns blazing. Three big trays of bariis, BBQ and baked hilib Ari and a multitude of cakes and deserts.
LH, the emotional teenage cousin who swears he gave birth to himself. Always right, and forever more intelligent than everyone.
Baasto, the fun gossipy cousin who sits with the ladies to update us on all things note worthy just to hear us laugh. Rumor has it he's in love with one of our cousins, but whenever asked, he puffs up in anger and walks away "war dadkan waa intaxaam".
Muahahaaaa
