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haye the booty clapper woke up Ibn Guhnters baad wada tihiin, You dont want it with me meel jooga, war ciyaal ghuntersoow meel jooga walle ceebtiina inaan banaaga soo sari doona, mar kale inaad somalinet isku galin baa ka dambeyn

Kismaayo21 wrote:haye the booty clapper woke up Ibn Guhnters baad wada tihiin, You dont want it with me meel jooga, war ciyaal ghuntersoow meel jooga walle ceebtiina inaan banaaga soo sari doona, mar kale inaad somalinet isku galin baa ka dambeyn

why are you posting pics of khat, are you addicted to it.

your qabiil is responsible for amina boqor, ayan hirsi, amal farah, iman

Haye waad iga hariweeysay, wayaahay waxaad ka heshid waxna ha iga siin. why am I posting pictures of khat..well because your a khat addict 90 percent of adult males in the triangle chew khat, the chances of you chewing khat right now is 9 out of 10.
http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/featur ... 43701.html

as for hoes this following article is about how old dusty 72 year old german man, fucked your married woman and willingly recorded them while their idoorian husbands were busy in the local marfash worrying like faysal cali waraabe about "Darood baa garowe ku shiiray"


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12184362

since were pillaging all that we can get to our disposal check what another netter has found out

I found those entries in the Somali dictionary

1. N. Implying complete and utter playa
2. N. Someone who hides a webcam in his bedroom
3. V. To procreate
4. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
5. Int. Expresses surprise at being video recorded
6. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent.i.e:biatch suck the Gunter out of me or else….

As a transitive verb for intance ...Faarax Guntered Sucaad.
As an intransitive verb...Hodan Gunters everyone.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

As part of an adverb ...Nasra records videos too Guntering much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Xaaji xasan looks so youg,he is getting more Bischoss by the day.
As a noun ...Nigga,I don't give a Gunter.
a certain camcorder brand.... Is that’s a sony Guntercorder? Awwwww,that’s so sweet of u macaan.This is the best gift ever!!

As part of a word ...absofgunterlutely -or- inbischosscredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Gunter the Guntering Guntrs.

Gunter Bischoss pick up lines:
Used in the shukaansi
Xaaji Rooble Kaahin:Adeer maxaa la sheegay,mashallah adeer qurux baa kaa muuqata
Hodan ilkacase:Waar hana shukaansanin baanu ku nidhi,odayahoo haraga ah.Ma Gunter baad is mooday ?

Love songs:
“Gar eexeyoo hadaan Gunter ahay sidaas iimaadan gasheen”Cumar Dhuule
In historic poems
“Naakhuulayaal iyo Gunter baad daba nashleeseen ee,nawar baad tihiin aan qalbiga nuur loo galin “Sayid Mohamed Abdulle Hassan.

In politics
“Dadka kacaan diidka ah oo Gunter doonka ah,waxaan leenahay.Walaalayaalo yuusaan cadwga umada soomaaliyeed been idiin sheegin oo idin Bischoss-gareenin ee kaalaya oo hantiwadaaga umadiina dhinac ka raacaa”Siyad Bare at the 7th annual convention of xisbiga kacaanka Soomaaliyeed

“Germany and Somaliland have a deep(literally) and special Gunteristic relationships,we wish to continue and nurture this relationship to bear garacs I mean fruits”Siilaanyo at the reception part of the deputy-deputy-deputy-deputy German ambassador to Ethiopia


In movies

“"It will happen tonight… The white Lord,the decendent of the Arians lies alone and friendless in a far away land by the red sea.His servant has been chained these twelve years. Tonight, before midnight … the servant will break free and set out to rejoin his master. The White Lord will rise again with his servant's aid, greater and more terrible than ever he was. Tonight … before midnight … the servant will get Bischossed to the last breath of the White lord ” Sybill Trelawney telling Harry Potter her second prophecy

Last but not least, Idoorians are known to throw cheap shots, firs you tried branding my people as gaal=raac ironically that's what your people are known for since nabi adams time, and my people have ironically been on the other side of the circle sayiids time, ahmed gurey and recently Siyaad Barre, openly denouncing and fighting suppowers like russia, while you suck habashi ceeb, why are you acting like i am not the single reason why your whole clan is searching for ictraaf, xitaa hooyada baad gadhi laheyd if that would secure ictraaf from me, the karbash my uncles gave your people is still visible from your inferior complex stance. 18 may is internationally recognised as idoorian ceeb day, where all my friends no matter age, race background liberate idoorians while their males are in the local marfish discussing how daroods had a shir

When every somali sees a somali gaal or drunk the first thing they ask is what sub clan of darod they are
Fatuma (@Fatumaabdulahi) | Twitter

I was sitting with some hawiye and ciise friends and we saw this girl on Twitter, first thing my hawiye friend said was what sub clan of Darood is she

Kismayo why you're still butt hurt?
Just beacause I karbashed you heavily in the past, doesn't mean you have to take cheap shots at our women (if you only knew...)
You know you got somene butthurt if he follows you around all day in SL section.


ps: lol @ editing font size takes a lot of time, well, for you maybe.