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Re: Horta have you ever talked while asleep?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:09 pm
by AnigaiyoAdiga
theyuusuf143 wrote:September last year when I went to England, my departure time was 6 in the morning So I didn't rest the night before that morning. When I arrived all my friends were having good time, They gave me some new substances which I never used before. I had black out So they left me Sleeping on the sofa. In the morning I woke up sleeping some other place 3 miles away from where I was last night, there is girl sleeping next to me she is quarrelling with a man standing next our Mattresses. I head them saying.
The girl: Go away Cabdi you are too drunk sleep your bed.
Cabdi: I didn't touch your tits, I was just messaging you. Abti don't disrespect me i vacated my room for you and this strange Kid, and you are accusing me grabbing your tits... [Some drunk cry] ... you are my daughter [more alaalax cry]
I stared the girls face and I recognised her.
Me: Naaa ii waran heblaayo how did I get here?
the girl: i can't stop laughing walaahi [laughing too much] Last night when I wake you up you were speaking Af Japanese and You peed on the same sofa you were sleeping on, You thought you were in the toilet.
What the fuck?
Re: Horta have you ever talked while asleep?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:19 pm
by Thuganomics
theyuusuf143 wrote:September last year when I went to England, my departure time was 6 in the morning So I didn't rest the night before that morning. When I arrived all my friends were having good time, They gave me some new substances which I never used before. I had black out So they left me Sleeping on the sofa. In the morning I woke up sleeping some other place 3 miles away from where I was last night, there is girl sleeping next to me she is quarrelling with a man standing next our Mattresses. I head them saying.
The girl: Go away Cabdi you are too drunk sleep your bed.
Cabdi: I didn't touch your tits, I was just messaging you. Abti don't disrespect me i vacated my room for you and this strange Kid, and you are accusing me grabbing your tits... [Some drunk cry] ... you are my daughter [more alaalax cry]
I stared the girls face and I recognised her.
Me: Naaa ii waran heblaayo how did I get here?
the girl: i can't stop laughing walaahi [laughing too much] Last night when I wake you up you were speaking Af Japanese and You peed on the same sofa you were sleeping on, You thought you were in the toilet.
Niyaho send you material to some of those agencies that represent comedy writers.Youre sitting on a mint sxb
Re: Horta have you ever talked while asleep?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:34 pm
by MujahidAishah
Yusuf waa mental
I would luv coldoon to ask him questions about religion
Re: Horta have you ever talked while asleep?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:35 pm
by Hyperactive
loool theyusuf walle can write a book. he sound cutural person hadane si bo fish and chips o yahay.lool
Re: Horta have you ever talked while asleep?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:47 pm
by theyuusuf143
Duhurkii baan taataabtay meeshaan shalay Ku dhacay, waa runteed IGA wala waan Ku taleejiyey arladoo dhan. Alaabtii oo dhan baan dibada u qubay. Mark an sidaa u tuurayda qaar gypsy ahbbaa albaabka ugu Soo garaacay can I take your sofa please. Waar qaataan Ku idhi. kk
Guriga dhalinyaradu igaga tageen Waxa lahaa mid wadaada oo wadankii holiday ugu maqan. Wuxu furaha u dhiibtay mid qayrul masuula oo indrkay ah, kiina dhalinyarada oo magaalada oo dhan buu mukhbaarad uga dhigay guriga yagaa Ku baashaala.
Gabadhu xertay ahayd wadan kalaan isku naqaanay, Shaw badh go,o bay ahayd oo taxi bay I saartay maarkaanu Soo adeeganay, dabeetana waxan u tagnay ninkan ay la murmaysay. Shaw xaloo dhan wuxu ninkan Ku sakhraamay iyo Waxa tagsi la raacayey oo dhan Account gayga ayey kala baxeen. Naa yaa pin kayga kuu sheegay baan waydiiyey. Kulahayd markan Ku afgaran waayey ayaan pin ka Ku waydiiyey markaas baad ii higaadisay.
Re: Horta have you ever talked while asleep?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:48 pm
by AyeeyoH
theyuusuf143 wrote:September last year when I went to England, my departure time was 6 in the morning So I didn't rest the night before that morning. When I arrived all my friends were having good time, They gave me some new substances which I never used before. I had black out So they left me Sleeping on the sofa. In the morning I woke up sleeping some other place 3 miles away from where I was last night, there is girl sleeping next to me she is quarrelling with a man standing next our Mattresses. I head them saying.
The girl: Go away Cabdi you are too drunk sleep your bed.
Cabdi: I didn't touch your tits, I was just messaging you. Abti don't disrespect me i vacated my room for you and this strange Kid, and you are accusing me grabbing your tits... [Some drunk cry] ... you are my daughter [more alaalax cry]
I stared the girls face and I recognised her.
Me: Naaa ii waran heblaayo how did I get here?
the girl: i can't stop laughing walaahi [laughing too much] Last night when I wake you up you were speaking Af Japanese and You peed on the same sofa you were sleeping on, You thought you were in the toilet.
balanbal ba ku so dhamaadey.
Re: Horta have you ever talked while asleep?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:54 pm
by Thuganomics
What does higaadisay mean,I presume sheegtey.
Re: Horta have you ever talked while asleep?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:59 pm
by BlueBlood
Thuganomics wrote:What does higaadisay mean,I presume sheegtey.
dictate
Re: Horta have you ever talked while asleep?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 2:02 pm
by Thuganomics
BlueBlood wrote:Thuganomics wrote:What does higaadisay mean,I presume sheegtey.
dictate
Thanks sxb every day is a school day
Re: Horta have you ever talked while asleep?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 2:03 pm
by AyeeyoH
xarafka higaadiy - pronounce
Re: Horta have you ever talked while asleep?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 2:04 pm
by Hyperactive
yusuf is comedian without even trying to be funny.
Re: Horta have you ever talked while asleep?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 2:06 pm
by Tuushi
Thuganomics wrote:BlueBlood wrote:Thuganomics wrote:What does higaadisay mean,I presume sheegtey.
dictate
Thanks sxb every day is a school day
Hingaadisay.
Re: Horta have you ever talked while asleep?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 2:10 pm
by AyeeyoH
Hyperactive wrote:yusuf is comedian without even trying to be funny.
He is honest and doesnt care what other pple think about him.
Nolosha runta ah bu dadka tusa oon la so dhalaalin.That what makes him unik.
Re: Horta have you ever talked while asleep?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 2:11 pm
by BlueBlood
Tuushi wrote:Thuganomics wrote:What does higaadisay mean,I presume sheegtey.
Thanks sxb every day is a school day
Hingaadisay.
Re: Horta have you ever talked while asleep?
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 2:13 pm
by Hyperactive
dammit blublood and bluelion wan isku kin galda.