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You should have advised him to ask her to help him find a second wife and watch her libido go into overdrive.

Tuushi wrote:They need an experience marriage counsellor,not a friend.

The cringe.

Somali problems are resolved by Friends and family. You think a Somali man and a woman will agree to go to an old Cadaan man and pay him $300 for a session? Sheeko. Both of them believe oday cadaan ah oo aan xaarka iska dhaqin baa noo sheegaayo wax.

CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC wrote:^^ i didnt ask, nor was i interested.

Tuushi wrote:They need an experience marriage counsellor,not a friend.

The cringe.

i am a marriage counselor but not bed one

At the end of the day, did you solve the problem and left them in a better terms than you found? Xoogaa maysku soodhawaysay?

My cousin girl and her husband had a friction one time so he called me to talk to them. I told him I am divorced twice so am not fit to resolve family issues. I ask him to talk to another cousin. He insisted he wanted me. I called her and ask her what her problem is. It was about money issue and him giving her hard time when she wants money sent to her brother and Mother. I called him back and asked him if he can send the money for the Mother while I take care of the brother? He said yes. Problem solved. I couple couple of other cousins and told them we need to take turns sending this mother focker a $100 so he can stop this gunimo for trying to make a living out of gabadha Candhadeeda. We told him we will help him for 4 months while he looks for a job as we do not allow him to take money from Gabdha ninkeeda. Waan caynay ilaa sarta kudhagtay. He know has a little job and we help him time to time if he sinks. That family problem is solved.

CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC wrote:^^ i didnt ask, nor was i interested.

Tuushi wrote:They need an experience marriage counsellor,not a friend.

The cringe.

i am a marriage counselor but not bed one

LOL kan advice adigu ka qaadanayo aaba waalan. Aint you divorced yourself?

J/k

Sumubaridi wrote:

CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC wrote:^^ i didnt ask, nor was i interested.

Tuushi wrote:They need an experience marriage counsellor,not a friend.

The cringe.

i am a marriage counselor but not bed one

At the end of the day, did you solve the problem and left them in a better terms than you found? Xoogaa maysku soodhawaysay?

My cousin girl and her husband had a friction one time so he called me to talk to them. I told him I am divorced twice so am not fit to resolve family issues. I ask him to talk to another cousin. He insisted he wanted me. I called her and ask her what her problem is. It was about money issue and him giving her hard time when she wants money sent to her brother and Mother. I called him back and asked him if he can send the money for the Mother while I take care of the brother? He said yes. Problem solved. I couple couple of other cousins and told them we need to take turns sending this mother focker a $100 so he can stop this gunimo for trying to make a living out of gabadha Candhadeeda. We told him we will help him for 4 months while he looks for a job as we do not allow him to take money from Gabdha ninkeeda. Waan caynay ilaa sarta kudhagtay. He know has a little job and we help him time to time if he sinks. That family problem is solved.

Warkani maa wax dhab ah oo jiraa? Ninka xaaskiisa jidhkeeda ku ganacsanaya... waa wareey!

YummyMummy wrote:

Sumubaridi wrote:

CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC wrote:^^ i didnt ask, nor was i interested.



i am a marriage counselor but not bed one

At the end of the day, did you solve the problem and left them in a better terms than you found? Xoogaa maysku soodhawaysay?

My cousin girl and her husband had a friction one time so he called me to talk to them. I told him I am divorced twice so am not fit to resolve family issues. I ask him to talk to another cousin. He insisted he wanted me. I called her and ask her what her problem is. It was about money issue and him giving her hard time when she wants money sent to her brother and Mother. I called him back and asked him if he can send the money for the Mother while I take care of the brother? He said yes. Problem solved. I couple couple of other cousins and told them we need to take turns sending this mother focker a $100 so he can stop this gunimo for trying to make a living out of gabadha Candhadeeda. We told him we will help him for 4 months while he looks for a job as we do not allow him to take money from Gabdha ninkeeda. Waan caynay ilaa sarta kudhagtay. He know has a little job and we help him time to time if he sinks. That family problem is solved.

Warkani maa wax dhab ah oo jiraa? Ninka xaaskiisa jidhkeeda ku ganacsanaya... waa wareey!

Afsomaliga ama English ka ayaadan aqoon. Ninka maaha waxa aan hadalka kuniri. Waa Kan abtigeey dhalay ee gabadha ladhashay. Yacni anaka ayaa kuniri war gabadha ninka qabo lacag hawaydiin duliyohow sidii in aad gabadha candhadeeda ka iibinayso. Anyway, I know you won't get it. Hard to make northerners understand anything unless marka ay mirqaansan yihiin. iigooy

Sumubaridi wrote:

YummyMummy wrote:

Sumubaridi wrote:
At the end of the day, did you solve the problem and left them in a better terms than you found? Xoogaa maysku soodhawaysay?

My cousin girl and her husband had a friction one time so he called me to talk to them. I told him I am divorced twice so am not fit to resolve family issues. I ask him to talk to another cousin. He insisted he wanted me. I called her and ask her what her problem is. It was about money issue and him giving her hard time when she wants money sent to her brother and Mother. I called him back and asked him if he can send the money for the Mother while I take care of the brother? He said yes. Problem solved. I couple couple of other cousins and told them we need to take turns sending this mother focker a $100 so he can stop this gunimo for trying to make a living out of gabadha Candhadeeda. We told him we will help him for 4 months while he looks for a job as we do not allow him to take money from Gabdha ninkeeda. Waan caynay ilaa sarta kudhagtay. He know has a little job and we help him time to time if he sinks. That family problem is solved.

Warkani maa wax dhab ah oo jiraa? Ninka xaaskiisa jidhkeeda ku ganacsanaya... waa wareey!

Afsomaliga ama English ka ayaadan aqoon. Ninka maaha waxa aan hadalka kuniri. Waa Kan abtigeey dhalay ee gabadha ladhashay. Yacni anaka ayaa kuniri war gabadha ninka qabo lacag hawaydiin duliyohow sidii in aad gabadha candhadeeda ka iibinayso. Anyway, I know you won't get it. Hard to make northerners understand anything unless marka ay mirqaansan yihiin. iigooy

War si wax jira oo dhacay bad u soo qortay ee iminka uun bad muujisay inay tusaale kaa ahayd (like a metaphor).


And fuck off

Sumu, haa Waan isku so dhaweeyay

Warsheekh, lol yes I am, who said divorced ppl can't give advices? caqli cambuulo waa kaas

Chelsea you kinda asked for it even if they asked you, marriage counseling goes hand in hand with bed counselling

YummyMummy wrote:Chelsea you kinda asked for it even if they asked you, marriage counseling goes hand in hand with bed counselling

Indr marriage counsellors arnt qualified sex therapists. They needed professional help

CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC wrote:

YummyMummy wrote:Chelsea you kinda asked for it even if they asked you, marriage counseling goes hand in hand with bed counselling

Indr marriage counsellors arnt qualified sex therapists. They needed professional help

Unfortunately in our community they're the same job

They need to both have a serious discussion about it, sometimes bedroom problems can be solved easily. If she doesn't get turned on by him any more, dude needs to hit the gym. If she's complaining about being tired, than change the banging time to perhaps different time. They should try morning sex, probably gonna spice up their boring intimacy.

Ceebay tacaal.Somalidi walle Indho adeeg way Dhameyen. May wax yaalaha kaligood ka wada hadlaan.


He doesn't care hadayba ku tidhi..yacni isaga uun ba tiisa ka fakara waye.Some men are selfish and they dont care if thier wife came or not.Way kala tagi goor ay noqotaba.

Dad is haysta waliga lama dhex galo hadi kale adiga uun bay eeda ku saari haday xaaladu si xumaato.

MrL0G wrote:

CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC wrote:maalin dhawayd mid baa ii yeedhay inaan kala dhex galo isagu iyo xaaskiisa, wax yaabihii uu ka cabanaayay waxa ka mid aha, she doesnt give it to me did he have to say infront of her and she said, he doesnt care if i amnt feeling well, or tired he just wants it, inaalilaah yaa dhulka kula gooya ayaan is yidhi SMH.

Now u know why Hyper regrets his career choice.
He now wants to be a xamaali lumberjack in Pembroke

this was story of my life past 3 years!! imagine doing it every day for 6 hours a day none stop. i hated myself and hated marriage. some times i felt i was voilated. some people are very graphic, others are little political correct, some are very bold.

i wish if men just shut up and divorce without vomitting and revealing things supposed to be private. ya3ni, sucked up and iska qarso dibkaaga.

She is right..if he doesn't care about how she is feeling and not emotionally satisfying her.. then no dhakac dhakac.
What a selfish jerk.