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before I enter the thread I said the op has to be sumu, then I said odaygu isn't that mental this is another troll!

Odayga caadi Mahan. War inleen if you can hide behind a screen wax walba waad soo qori

what tbe hell is wrong with this guy. No amount of subtleties and advices to change his ways doesn't get through him. Can someone please tell this dyslexic moron who acts like those semi pedophilic white old me in Laos or Thailand always talking about women that there more to dumar than her private parts.Acuudu bilaah.

f-king troll

Woman likes every man In a different way and most somali women want the opposite of the old guy

It's not every thing about ceeb

Finally if he was reer badiye/traditional folks aka diiq aka nalka dami horey ka daar you could enjoy much of her undiscovered world.

Sumubaridi wrote:Guys,

This is a taboo topic but lets just talk about it for the experience part of it.

Lets say you marry garoob. Her ex had a big log and drilled a bigger hole. You come in with the smaller one and you can't hit the farthest wall. What are your options? Divorce her or she can be ok with yours dangling somewhere in the middle. Any technique technology/surgery to zip the hole a little bit?

Sidee wax loo xaliyaa? I am sure she will not get satisfied with you dangling somewhere in the middle.

I remember some dirty Arab dudes asked a coffee shop owner girl this same question and this is what she told them

experiment number 1 she asked them to get a Banana peel it and Shove down the whole on their throats chew and swallow

experiment number 2 take a bite of small portion of the Banana chew and swallow

do those two and tell the rest of us which one tastes better whole banana Shove down throat or bite tiny?
do that experiment and that will answer your question my friend

I am not sure what can of a mental issue most of you have. I am not insulting anyone or dumar but trying to increase my knowledge on problem solving. If God forbid I end up marrying garoob, I will for sure will have had those questions what if questions on my mind. I would rather know how to handle it now than ending up being assumed less of a man to her ex. I have gained so much from this thread.

1) The Candho recaptures after expansion. As susu explained, it shrinks in width but still not sure if it resize itself to depth as well. Waxa markii lakala jiido way isku soo noqdaan laakiin when you dig a hole in it, I don't think the hole comes back to its original depth. I still need more convincing.
2) I now know big does not necessarily means nice always as you guys explain this banana choking into the mouth hypothesis.

I have seen how sheikh Dabcasar is educated Somalis on sariirta/galmada and all of them will be like acuudu billaahi u u u u u u alla hoognayeey.

dude you sound very much like a virgin.
i very much doubt you were ever married.

its not how big it is, its how you use it, and its also about foreplay, its more than that.
your biggest sex organ is your brain, use it.
Sex is also an art, even a 4 inch miskiin can drive a women screaming wildly if he knows what hes doing.
and im only talking about penetration.

and there is this little known fact, that you can actually grow it.
upto 3", the first 1.5" can be gained quickly in 6 to 8 months, after that it takes more work.
no drugs, no surgery..
its how pornstars do it.

gurey25 wrote:and there is this little known fact, that you can actually grow it.
upto 3", the first 1.5" can be gained quickly in 6 to 8 months, after that it takes more work.
no drugs, no surgery..
its how pornstars do it.

Tfw you realize Gurey works in the Dubai sex industry

yukh thats digusting...
my philosophy is that if its not free, its not on..
and imhappily married living in perth, havent seen dubai in more than a year.
and if all works out ill beliving in hargiesa next year inshallah

gurey25 wrote:and there is this little known fact, that you can actually grow it.
upto 3", the first 1.5" can be gained quickly in 6 to 8 months, after that it takes more work.
no drugs, no surgery..
its how pornstars do it.

How do you grow it without surgery? dhagax miyaa lugu xiraa oo markaas lugu laalaadiyaah suu hoos uGu jiido?
waryaa is this another Mirqaan story? I know khat grows in Perth freely.

The prb is sumu never had sex with a woman who gave birth as Susu explained everything goes back its aslihii lol. Ps, you dnt have to make thread about everything comes to ur mind, if you that curious just use Google Niyaw meesha Dumar ba ku jiree wax is Kula hadh.

Where is Basra in all of these?

Sumu, ask Basra.

basra is not too far away, any thread with sex, aids, adoons
amerika stronk!!!!!!, USA USA!!, or some useless celebrities
and she will come knocking.

gegiroor wrote:Where is Basra in all of these?

Sumu, ask Basra.