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Halmogg wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:19 am farmaajo has been a good Hawiye president. You guys should support his re-election
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this guys whole point was to use the murusade senator dhagdheer argument against his own fellow tribesmen in Kismaayo but he was referring to the likes of Gaaljecel and Sheekhal. JL is the only state with two vice presidents bc of the Hawiye and luga dheere is from the USC era he fought Daarood and Ogadeen in jubooyinka and were known in USC as aakhiromoog for being religious people
http://www.somaliatalk.com/2004/march/25mar704.html

his second point about Sanbaloolshe against mj is rubbish this was just a joke. he meant to say hanaha tagina anagoo iskhilaafsan. this comes bc Galmudug and Hirshabelle were divided on joining PL and JL for a new conference they reached heshiis now as Qoorqoor asked mooge to invite all before Hirshabelle and southwest join them. hirshabelle acts on behalf of Abgaal and Hawadle who wants to kick out mooge and his pm shit so he said give the pm to the Gaaljecel bros and let us move on.


ciyaalkaan hawadle ma yaqaanaan war hawadle pm iska daaye waare aa mudulood iyo hawadle hogaaminaaya aa mooge ka cabaajiyay hadii pm ay noqdaan pm min hiiraan ilaa xamar dhan ay kucin lahaayeen. hirshabelle doorashadeeda ayadaa wadata isfahanka dadkaan ka dhaxeeya.

all this has backfired him espicailly "the OG laangaab part"

why these guys always empower themselves with HAG against their own fellow tribesmen? why give importance to what Sanbalolshe and other HAGites say?
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Ustad Sahal

Adeer is it true Khayre is under home detention and was prevented from leaving Xamar?
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AbdiWahab252 wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 11:46 am Ustad Sahal

Adeer is it true Khayre is under home detention and was prevented from leaving Xamar?
sxb i don't follow kheyre news any more but i heard he is heading to Nairobi for political meetings. Madasha decided to eliminate him and never cooperate with him but there was rumpurs of him declining Ali mahdi invitation in the Xamar meeting maybe he is avoiding embrassment.

he is candidate :lol:
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I applaud Madasha and Farmaajo for eliminating this snake. He was double dealing and got caught.
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You guys have a senator called dhagdheer this is really funny. And how can you call a clan that has seats in the Parliament Laangaab. War meeshu cadaalad xuma.
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madoobe was pissed about sanbalooshe comments about 1991 ali mahdi being whispered to by MJ



:lol: :lol:

kkk, the way madoobe was speaking he wants an extension for farmaajo kkkk. cause he knows all the future jubbaland MPS with the exception of ogadeen will be against him.

madoobe also is pushing for 1 man 1 vote for banaadir :lol: :lol: which none of the abgaal politicians want :lol:
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Nomand wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 2:55 pm madoobe also is pushing for 1 man 1 vote for banaadir :lol: :lol: which none of the abgaal politicians want :lol:
A majority of the people of Xamar that I've seen & met on the streets, in the markets, public transportation, including construction workers, hotel employees, etc aren't from those who are claimed to be the majority. Recent years and current videos of public locations support my observation. It's no wonder that many (especially from the mucaarad camp) are against 1m1v.
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paperino wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:13 pm
Nomand wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 2:55 pm madoobe also is pushing for 1 man 1 vote for banaadir :lol: :lol: which none of the abgaal politicians want :lol:
A majority of the people of Xamar that I've seen & met on the streets, in the markets, public transportation, including construction workers, hotel employees, etc aren't from those who are claimed to be the majority. Recent years and current videos of public locations support my observation. It's no wonder that many (especially from the mucaarad camp) are against 1m1v.
which is exactly why madoobe said 1m1v for banaadir and not somalia, it was dig at degh dheer and sanbolooshe in other words your not even majority in mogadishu.

then deni said "i am from here (mogadishu) no one(hawiye) can welcome me"

when it was ali mahdi turn to speak the simpleton did not even understood what was going on and started to praise madoobe and deni as the Saviors of Somalia.
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Nomand wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:37 pm
paperino wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:13 pm
Nomand wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 2:55 pm madoobe also is pushing for 1 man 1 vote for banaadir :lol: :lol: which none of the abgaal politicians want :lol:
A majority of the people of Xamar that I've seen & met on the streets, in the markets, public transportation, including construction workers, hotel employees, etc aren't from those who are claimed to be the majority. Recent years and current videos of public locations support my observation. It's no wonder that many (especially from the mucaarad camp) are against 1m1v.
which is exactly why madoobe said 1m1v for banaadir and not somalia, it was dig at degh dheer and sanbolooshe in other words your not even majority in mogadishu.

then deni said "i am from here (mogadishu) no one(hawiye) can welcome me"

when it was ali mahdi turn to speak the simpleton did not even understood what was going on and started to praise madoobe and deni as the Saviors of Somalia.

This is exactly why i told you u are a rookie. First of all Ali mahdi the political leader of Mudulood was the first speaker of that event since he was the one hosting the marti qaad. Secondly like he said it was just a marti qaad for Deni n Madoobe it was not a political event.

Secondly no HAG is scared of 1M1V in Banaadir. But there are certain criterias that must be met before that can happen.

1: Tiro koob miyaa lagu sameeyay dadka? No
2: dadka ma diiwaan gashan yihiin? No

How the hell can a 1M1V take place. Use your brain sxb.
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Nomand wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 5:00 am here you have senator dheg dheer basically saying to ahmed madoobe right to his face you are a laangaab, senator dheg dheer said "no one in puntland is contesting deni's rule and he is the majority" he then said to madoobe " people are contesting your rule and we don't know who the majority is in jubbaland"

in other words he saying to ahmed madoobe, no one in this room can help you and even with the help of kenya and tigray and all these ex presidents you are still a laangaab. kkkk



then you have the clown Sambaloolshe saying to hiraab politicians "i know you are corrupt and you know you are corrupt so when farmaajo calls you please don't answer as we all know you can be easily brought". he then said "let us reer hiiraan take a turn at the PM position because we are too laangaab to actually do any sort of extension for farmaajo"

don't be fooled by the so called meeting, everyone there hated each other guts. you have senator dheg dheer digging at madoobe and Sambaloolshe for embarrassing hawiye by asking deni to save them from farmaajo.

:lol: :lol:

look at the faces of deni and madoobe they are fuming with anger kkkkk


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Halmogg wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:19 am Funny stuff, pay no attention to the ilkoyar. The doqon farmaajo will leave office with Madoobe still rulling JL with nothing to show for in either Gedo or Cabudwaaq. What an utter failure


Abkow, farmaajo has been a good Hawiye president. You guys should support his re-election
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Dhabayaco men reer cambulo futada ka fula..balaayo indila buurnaday.
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AbkoowDhiblaawe wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:50 pm
Nomand wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:37 pm
paperino wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:13 pm A majority of the people of Xamar that I've seen & met on the streets, in the markets, public transportation, including construction workers, hotel employees, etc aren't from those who are claimed to be the majority. Recent years and current videos of public locations support my observation. It's no wonder that many (especially from the mucaarad camp) are against 1m1v.
which is exactly why madoobe said 1m1v for banaadir and not somalia, it was dig at degh dheer and sanbolooshe in other words your not even majority in mogadishu.

then deni said "i am from here (mogadishu) no one(hawiye) can welcome me"

when it was ali mahdi turn to speak the simpleton did not even understood what was going on and started to praise madoobe and deni as the Saviors of Somalia.

This is exactly why i told you u are a rookie. First of all Ali mahdi the political leader of Mudulood was the first speaker of that event since he was the one hosting the marti qaad. Secondly like he said it was just a marti qaad for Deni n Madoobe it was not a political event.

Secondly no HAG is scared of 1M1V in Banaadir. But there are certain criterias that must be met before that can happen.

1: Tiro koob miyaa lagu sameeyay dadka? No
2: dadka ma diiwaan gashan yihiin? No

How the hell can a 1M1V take place. Use your brain sxb.
abkoow sxb,

you are a a boy that grew up in xamar sxb that does not understand somali politics. somali politics was and still is dominated by reer mudug and for a politician to be savy or to survive they had learn the mannerisms of reer mudug. which is a fake smile and fake complements and then within the fakeness the message is sent.

you thought it was kaftan, but madoobe certainly did not think it was kaftan and understood the way i understood it and then responded to it.

now i have told you 1 of the response madoobe said about the 1m1v for banaadir. the other dig at hawiye and sanboolshe was when madoobe said "we all want xamar to become a capital again where the streets are clean and the building and infrastructure is build" now straight after that he went in for the 1m1v

so in other words madoobe is saying "xamar is in a mess because of you hawiye and for xamar to get out of this mess proper representations need to be done i.e 1m1v"

SXB you still don't get what i am saying, no ones cares whether it is feasible for xamar 1m1v what we are discussing is why madoobe mentioned it in the first place.

as for ali mahdi sxb it does not matter if he was the first or the last, ali mahdi is not known to be the sharpest tool in the box. he could not read the room or the tension within the room.

as for who is the majority in xamar, i will say the following

hawiye is the most vocal group in xamar
hawiye is the most politically powerful group in xamar
hawiye is militarily the most powerful group within xamar.

but numbers you are no where close to being majority sxb that is a given, which is why paperino immediately undertood the message of madoobe and why you thought it was all kaftan. you have been drinking the cool-aid to long and my advice to you is learn reer mudug mannerism if you want to talk about somali politics.
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Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:26 am
Halmogg wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:19 am Funny stuff, pay no attention to the ilkoyar. The doqon farmaajo will leave office with Madoobe still rulling JL with nothing to show for in either Gedo or Cabudwaaq. What an utter failure


Abkow, farmaajo has been a good Hawiye president. You guys should support his re-election
Nacas dabodhilif ah
Dhabayaco men reer cambulo futada ka fula..balaayo indila buurnaday.
War duuf iska tir bila dhigyahyow.
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Abkoow, as your brother, I will say this.. you need to stop being so innocent. I used to think you were being lazy and didn't like to think deeper, but for sometime now I have realized no----waad iska qalbi furantahay.


1. This is a political event is a political is a political event. Ku lahaa just a lunch. The lunch guest list is itself political.

2. These are not friends are not friends are not friends. They are not even ideological bedfellows. Virtually nothing brought them together except temporary convenience againdt a mutual foe. They are still hostile to each other policy wise, "Darod" Jubbaland vs "Hawiye" Benadir

3. Somalia is not called a nation of poets for novelty. Speaking indirectly s literally an art. 10× in normal convo, information is sent covertly. What js your uncle Faraax Gololey famous?

FAARAX GOLOLEEY YAAD DOORATAY (IN 1965)

FAARAX GOES "WAAN GACAN CULUS AHAY, MID BAA MAGAC DHEER LAHAA MIDNA MAGAC GAABAN OON DAAL BADNAYN

"FAARAX WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR?

MY HANDS ARE LAZY AND ONE NAME WAS SHORT AND SUCCINCT THE OTHER WAS LONG AND BURDENSOME,

1965 Elections

Adan Adde vs Abdirashiid Ali Shermaarke.

Adan was Mudulood like Faarax, Shermaarke was Darod

AKA

Short Name = Close Relation

Long Name = Distant Stranger

I VOTED FOR MY KINSMAN, AINT GOT NO BUSINESS VOTING FOR THAT OTHER STRANGER




What was said in that lunch is literally of this caliber. Nomand is underestimating the bazookas coming out of Axmed Madoobe's mouth.

It isn't the first time. It was on his Kismaayo inauguration speech with HAG there that I actually realized Ahmed Maroobe is a Daroodist through and through more than both Farmaajo or Deni
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