Would you marry in a church?

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Post by Gacalisa »

is there something wrong with this Mureedi kid?
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Mureedi was just being hypothetical I mean this sort of things really dose happened why is everybody so shocked some Somalis do far worse things just look at DD that is a dead somali walking Exclamation
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Thanks for bringing that to my attention.

Lamo Goodle weddings are two inches from Kaafir weddings, you guys do and imitate the Kaafir to the dot, you do everything they do short of going to the church, and I will give ya 5 more years b4 you conduct your weddings in churches. You are acting all holier than thou in here but in reality, you lot are all Gaal asslickers.

I even heard you guys get on knee to propose and whimper "Xalimo, will ya marry me?" and she screams at the top of her soprano voice "Yes, my dear Farax Lamo Goodle" and you french kiss regardles of where you are at the time. At the reception (This I have seen) the bride comes in with the white-veiled wedding gown with no straps (chest and cleavage bared) exchange rings, cut the cake and give each other a mouthful (shiix ma jiro) she munches in front of all the attendees, she tooses the flower, she dances with other men who are not related to her, pressing her bare chest into their faces (Knowing a Lamo Goodle, they are trying to control their erection) Some will start kissing in that public place, saying that they are now married and it's not a problem.

If you ask me, we are still clinging to our dhakhan and Caado and closer to Islam than you lot, and now you have the nerve coming in here and talking sh!t
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[quote]Lamo Goodle weddings are two inches from Kaafir weddings, you guys do and imitate the Kaafir to the dot, you do everything they do short of going to the church, and I will give ya 5 more years b4 you conduct your weddings in churches. You are acting all holier than thou in here but in reality, you lot are all Gaal asslickers. [/quote]

Are cad cad's any different? I mean, you want to be portoguese and all knowing damn well that they are Catholic and all Laughing

Laughing Laughing Laughing @lama goodle

Walaahi i like that word Laughing

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Post by studente »

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing this is the DUMBEST post in the world !! I'll make a suggestion anyway. Instead of in a church rent out a gym near your neighbourhood and do the whole ceremony there ! Razz Razz
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Studente


Has anyone asked your opinion about the merits of this post?

Then shut your zigzagged hole and speak when spoken to laqanto
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

[/quote]xalimo will ya marry me[quote]

[quote]"Yes, my dear Farax Lamo Goodle"[/quote]

Faarax lama goodle thats so damn funny[/quote]
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