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Post by Sweet_Ladyee »

[quote="DONKEYMAN"]wat get her pragnant looool.[/quote]

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Lool, he means caloosha uu buuxi... Rolling Eyes

Don't take his advice on board......

Simply ask her if she is ready for marriage, if yes; then ask her parents for her hand in marriage...ka piish.. then Bob's ya uncle! Wink
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Post by Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE »

If u are already going out with her then prospose her waa iskacaadii if she turns u down Twisted Evil I would advise u to take the risk and get over the nerveousness Razz
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blah blah blah blah and the chicken crossed the road!


Dude just bust a nut or two inside her.............EVERYTHING IS YOURS



YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO PAY MONEY!
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Post by sexy-kitten »

Grab her by the jilbaab and say "Nayaa aabahaa ayaan u tagay, ee wuu ikaa siiye.." Laughing

The least she could say is "Oh, I'm not ready" and your reply should always be "Get ready for deze nuts"
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Post by fagash_killer »

yeah get her pregnant, atleast it helped me Laughing
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Post by Nabeela »

Say what?..you actually got someone pregnant Embarassed. What is this world coming to. Laughing
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[quote="DONKEYMAN"]I luv dis gurl so muchh. I wunna marry her. she aight wit it ya know.

how can i initiate the process of marriage?[/quote]

Dee iska kaxayso waagi hore hadaad gabadh ka heshay waa layska kaxaysan jiray, faras baa lagu qaadi jiray
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing HJ STYLE
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[quote="DONKEYMAN"]I luv dis gurl so muchh. I wunna marry her. she aight wit it ya know.

how can i initiate the process of marriage?[/quote]

You have already overcomed the 1st hurdle( gettin' her to be aight wit it ).
Now you need to ask her father if he is about, then after gettin' his permission go to your local wadaad so that he can put the two of you into that famous institution called a wedlock.

If the father refuses you you can skip that part of the prosess and head streight to the wadaaad wit couple faraxs as witnesses.

Glad to be of assistance.
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