Somalinet 2006

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Nabeela

So true in regards to deh yout', though as to charm I like to think it was more than "a bit"

SK

Aw c'mon Darling, you were a sweetheart. Which reminds me, whatever became of that other chick you use to run with in here?

Dubya Bee

Yes, yes indeed. As for who is left, no one, and I mean no one. Screw plunged the dagger into the heart of that serpent and severed the head, leaving a decaying corpse for the jackals to fight over. Now i'm forced to mind my manners or be ejected into the Snet home for the aged.

[Samatr]

bisad
your right hairy is hair in random patches, furry is all over; I wonder how you groom yourself.
sii fiican baad uu caajistay maanta yaa?

[Samatr]

^she's a cat what do you expect.

What do you call a hairless cat then?

I might get someone angry if I answer that question.

[WiglessBidaar]

Sexy-Kitten

Why hurt my feelings sugarplum? I just want to put my lips on you. What's wrong with that? I will punish you.

True enough I'm bald as an egg, and my ten inch lady poker has no stamina, but if you let me romance you I promise to rain bliss from the sky.

[sexy-kitten]

Mega, what chick? I was a sweetheart but I always was the victim, people always loved messing with me cuz of my name, so I used to show them which road to take if they were to fk with me. I never started problems!

Samtr, how else do cats groom themselves? Go figure!

Bidaar loooool@ 10 inch poker, what good is it if you have to pop pills to get it to function duqa? Yo, na dhaaf duq yahoow afka laga xaaraamay.

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SK Yes, true, I remember the flack you took for that nik and you standing your ground There was a chick you were friends with on the board, you guys almost always logged on together, and I think she was in Cali but can't recall her handle

[Samatr]

bisad

cats groom themselves by licking themselves.

[sexy-kitten]

SK Yes, true, I remember the flack you took for that nik and you standing your ground There was a chick you were friends with on the board, you guys almost always logged on together, and I think she was in Cali but can't recall her handle

I don't remember... If you tell me a nick I'll prolly help you out.

Samatr... Hence why I said go figure

[WiglessBidaar]

Mike,

The holocaust you relate draws hot tears from my eyes. My god. What a sad, sad tale. Among no class of men was there so vast a proliferation of knifing, shelling, clusterbombing, shooting, cannonading, Jihading, crusading, plundering, raping, schoolmastering than the old school, and yet amid all the clash and clang of rival clans in a forest-shaking combat for supremacy there was an underlying love I thought between all the trousered apes.

What is to be done?

[Samatr]

bisad
your awfully grumpy today, did you wake up on the wrong side of the floor today?
I have some tuna if thats gonna cheer you up.

[sexy-kitten]

bisad
your awfully grumpy today, did you wake up on the wrong side of the floor today?
I have some tuna if thats gonna cheer you up.

Nah, I'm just bored. ii sheekee plz.

[WiglessBidaar]

Sexy-Kitten

You should know better than to bad mouth your adheer. I'm just a delicate flower. If I give you my Skype account will you jiggle your bouncy things for me?

[Samatr]

bisad
just give me a sec, I got something better in mind
this shit is time consuming.

[WiglessBidaar]

Samatr,

Please keep your distance from this amorous entanglement. Or you might not like what I pull out of my trousers. Just a heads up.

[Megatron]

LoL@ "holocaust" A wordsmith indeed. I've burnt my brain trying to find a solution. There is none. We've been sentenced to nostalgia.

SK

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