What To Do When Your Favorite Spot Gets Invaded By Somalis

[Cali_Gaab]

Dr Galbeyte That's Harlesden for you, my home.
We're kind of used to not getting any chicks from here, they hate our guts.
But Wilsden and all them other areas is a different issue.

Abdiwahab, the only thing you can do is go somewhere else, i know how it is.
I used to be a regular at this club in Central London called Mash.
One time on a saturday night, me and some boys decided to go there when the bouncers stop us at the door and go "you can't come in, last night we had about 20 of you lot" WTF that shyt aint got nothin' to do with me bruv.

Walahi i even remember one time when i got banned from the cinema because they claimed we were in there the previous night chewing qaad and harassing people.

This is the problem within the somali community, we all look like eachother making it harder for these people to seperate us from eachother.

[zulaika]

this is why I hate clubs and don’t go clubbing. It’s full of horny bastards..... so what happesn when u toss faraxs into that mix of nuts. most of em' are already intolerable to begin with as it is…can u imagine a drunk farax?...laa xawla.

[Basra-]

Why is Abdi NOt condemned and lynched in public arena??? This wasaaq is promoting alcoholism and dhilonimoo, a grown up man who is not married and who lives by himself, and drinks himself to kadhii. uufff even qudhac would shudder.

[biko]

why?

because thats what lots of xalimos love deep down.


just take look at zulaika's comment; i mean just read between the lines
zulaika was probably salivating as she was writing her comment.

[Voltage]

I know you feel Abdiwahab. That's about all I will say.

[AbdiWahab252]

Cali Gaab,

I am moving on. Its been a good 5 years at this joint. It felt like "Cheers" where everyone knows your name

Dr. Galbeyte,

The price of drinks going up

Basra,

Me Laaf U too.

Zulaika,

If u are in town next year and single (or unhappily married), I will look you up.

[Crocodile Tears]

AbdiWahab i thought u was a Wahabi? wtf are you doing in a place that serve alcohol if you don't drink?
we should stone you to death. i will be the first to cast the stone. durty ni99a

[snowflakes821]

[quote="Cali_Gaab"] This is the problem within the somali community, we all look like eachother making it harder for these people to seperate us from eachother.[/quote]

No, you have this wrong. Somali guys look like each other but Somali women do look different from one another. Unfortunately, when you're a guy, you only have one type of hairstyle but women can differentiate ourselves through makeup, hair, diet and style.

Gosh, I love being a woman. 8)

[Cali_Gaab]

We don't have one type of hairstyle.

We got:

*The Afro
*The Fade
*The Reer Holland (curly on top, faded on the sides and back with no1)
*The Kenyan type, really small little circles, looks like muqmad or goat poo dont even grow a millimeter long and the guys with this type of hair still get a haircut even though it doesnt make much of a difference.
*The hair and patch......hair all over the place and bold patches making an appearance here and there.

So no it aint the same hair style we rock.

[xoogSADE14]

AW

Paranooyada iska kala yaree sxb, not everything has a double meaning.

[zulaika]

[quote="biko"]why?

because thats what lots of xalimos love deep down.


just take look at zulaika's comment; i mean just read between the lines
zulaika was probably salivating as she was writing her comment.


[/quote]


what biko?.... are u saying i'm into drunk club hopping faraxs? excusez-moi?... waryaa...take that back right this instance bahalyahow foosha xun.

abdi,

i might be in your neck of the woods next year...laakin i won't be single or unhappily married...but let's do lunch anyways.

[AbdiWahab252]

Zulaika,

I look forward to lunch until then be safe.

[Basra-]

I think the poster who accused zulaika to be a drunk is probably right. Lets do lunch kulaha.




Abdiwahaab--- haraam aleiq.

[AbdiWahab252]

BAsra-,

U have been trying to attract my attention for some time now.

Like Windows Vista, I have upgraded from you

[Sadaam_Mariixmaan]

AUN Balanis Baliis

Odeyasha killed it