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Re: how do you fight a girl

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[quote="American-Suufi"][quote="BABYGIRL123"]American fights happen somali girls are not imune to it and so if you loose your hijaab in a fight you didn't purposely remove it it just happened.[/quote]

BABYGIRL123, they tore each others clothes in the worst public space till they were naked except kastumo. Is that normal? One guy standing next to me made a rude comment about their bodies.[/quote]


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[quote="Sexy_Maaha"]there is this somali gurl who wants to have a fight with me just coz i said she looked fat in the clothes that she was wearing, and am trying to avoid her at school but she is been looking for me everywhere, i have never had a fight b4 so my question is how do u fight a somali gurl ?[/quote]


my advice for is stop name callings if you cannot fight
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[quote="Goljano Lion"][quote="Sexy_Maaha"]there is this somali gurl who wants to have a fight with me just coz i said she looked fat in the clothes that she was wearing, and am trying to avoid her at school but she is been looking for me everywhere, i have never had a fight b4 so my question is how do u fight a somali gurl ?[/quote]


my advice for is stop name callings if you cannot fight[/quote]

i wasnt name calling her, she asked for an opinion and i told her what i saw
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walaal, given the size difference and her anxiousness to whoop ur ass, the only thing you can do in this situation is apologize and tell her you've been living with a jinn inside you for the last 3 years and it's always been getting you into trouble like this...tell her she is beautiful and you envy the way she looks

Then as she's walking away (with her back turned of course), dhabarkeeda ku bood and pull her hair, bite her wherever you can and poke her eyes out so she can't find you ever again

waa hadaa advice fiican rabtid
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[quote="Sexy_Maaha"]there is this somali gurl who wants to have a fight with me just coz i said she looked fat in the clothes that she was wearing, and am trying to avoid her at school but she is been looking for me everywhere, i have never had a fight b4 so my question is how do u fight a somali gurl ?[/quote]


Waxan eega!! adoon wax iska celin karin dadka afka hala gelin, iney ku garaacdo ayaad ku wanaagsan tahay walee
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Khaniinyo thats how women fight

or tell her she aint virgin then isu feeta let ppl charge which one of you is virgin
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cut the line of communication.
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Sexy Maha, I hope she whop your ass hahahaa.
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Haduu xoog wax tarayo maroodi baa maalin cad xamar galilahaa. naagta haka baqane was. Kick her ass up and down till puqland.
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TELL HER YOU LOVE HER AND TRY TO PRETEND LIKE YOU GOING TO SNOG HER,
SHE WILL RUN FOR MILES AND WILL NEVER BOTHER YOU AGAIN. WELL I HOPE.
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Re: how do you fight a girl

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listen girl. make sure you put loads of vaseline on your face so if she tries to scratch you, she probably cant cos its too slippery, anyways if shes got hijab on grab it off her and straight on to her hair. wrap her hair around your wrist and pull her head down. while you're doing that use your knees to smack her on the face when she falls on to the ground. sit on top of her and just abuse her from the face. the more scratches the more victory. bring a blade with you and leave your mark on her face. we used to leave "h" for "hawiye". i can bet money that she will never in her life mess with you.
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[quote="Faisah"]listen girl. make sure you put loads of vaseline on your face so if she tries to scratch you, she probably cant cos its too slippery, anyways if shes got hijab on grab it off her and straight on to her hair. wrap her hair around your wrist and pull her head down. while you're doing that use your knees to smack her on the face when she falls on to the ground. sit on top of her and just abuse her from the face. the more scratches the more victory. bring a blade with you and leave your mark on her face. we used to leave "h" for "hawiye". i can bet money that she will never in her life mess with you.[/quote]


adiga did u used to work at a torture chamber or something? bisinka. u take catfight to another level walle...remind me not to cross u. lol.
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Re: how do you fight a girl

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lool zulaika no abaayo i am cool usually and i dont get annoyed easily but wen i do get annoyed. qumayo cirka laga soo riday baan noqdaa.
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[quote="Faisah"]listen girl. make sure you put loads of vaseline on your face so if she tries to scratch you, she probably cant cos its too slippery, anyways if shes got hijab on grab it off her and straight on to her hair. wrap her hair around your wrist and pull her head down. while you're doing that use your knees to smack her on the face when she falls on to the ground. sit on top of her and just abuse her from the face. the more scratches the more victory. bring a blade with you and leave your mark on her face. we used to leave "h" for "hawiye". i can bet money that she will never in her life mess with you.[/quote]

LMAO...MOORYAANAD!!!!
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Re: how do you fight a girl

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[quote="Faisah"]listen girl. make sure you put loads of vaseline on your face so if she tries to scratch you, she probably cant cos its too slippery, anyways if shes got hijab on grab it off her and straight on to her hair. wrap her hair around your wrist and pull her head down. while you're doing that use your knees to smack her on the face when she falls on to the ground. sit on top of her and just abuse her from the face. the more scratches the more victory. bring a blade with you and leave your mark on her face. we used to leave "h" for "hawiye". i can bet money that she will never in her life mess with you.[/quote]

OMG :shock:
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