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Re: Son tries to stop his mother from commiting Suicide

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:lol: :lol: :lol: bisinka :shock:
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Cali_Gaab wrote:Babygirl, it doesn't matter if it aint her......i've finished what i was doing :oops:
In 1 min.. :| maskiin...
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Feel sorry for my wife.....i'm just gonna get her a DVD.
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:broken: :down: VIAGRA!! :idea:
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:lol: :lol: exactly!
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ur married :shock: ur poor wife :lol:
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Babygirl, i really think you have a misconception of how long the average male can last.

Let's say if your husband aint an athlete you shall be very dissapointed :lol:
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half an hour ama less than 1 hour wa qasaro! :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good luck! Not even Porno movies have scenes that are 1 hour long.

The average scene is 18 minutes of which the first 4-5 minutes consist of the intro whereby the girl is walking with music in the background and shaking her arse.

That leaves room for another 13-14 minutes.

The next part is the touching and caressing scene, this is about 1 minute 30 seconds (11.30 - 12.30 minutes remaining) and the foreplay which is roughly 5 to 6 minutes leaving you a Total of 5 and a half or 6 and a half minutes.

The actual intercourse happens at the latter stage and lasts for 5 minutes on average, they use film from different scenes as the actual movie contains pieces of image that have been cut from different clips.

The last minute or so is the ejaculation and there you have it, the timing of gaalo that have been having sex since they were 11 and you expect your husband to last 1 hour :lol:

Stop living on Planet coo-coo.
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Cali_Gaab wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good luck! Not even Porno movies have scenes that are 1 hour long.

The average scene is 18 minutes of which the first 4-5 minutes consist of the intro whereby the girl is walking with music in the background and shaking her arse.

That leaves room for another 13-14 minutes.

The next part is the touching and caressing scene, this is about 1 minute 30 seconds (11.30 - 12.30 minutes remaining) and the foreplay which is roughly 5 to 6 minutes leaving you a Total of 5 and a half or 6 and a half minutes.

The actual intercourse happens at the latter stage and lasts for 5 minutes on average, they use film from different scenes as the actual movie contains pieces of image that have been cut from different clips.

The last minute or so is the ejaculation and there you have it, the timing of gaalo that have been having sex since they were 11 and you expect your husband to last 1 hour :lol:

Stop living on Planet coo-coo.
Walle porn waaa dhameysay!! macaliin ba ka tahaay :lol: anywho excuse iga jooji 1 minute man. :mrgreen:
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innit he's a bloody expert :lol:
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Cali_Gaab wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good luck! Not even Porno movies have scenes that are 1 hour long.

The average scene is 18 minutes of which the first 4-5 minutes consist of the intro whereby the girl is walking with music in the background and shaking her arse.

That leaves room for another 13-14 minutes.

The next part is the touching and caressing scene, this is about 1 minute 30 seconds (11.30 - 12.30 minutes remaining) and the foreplay which is roughly 5 to 6 minutes leaving you a Total of 5 and a half or 6 and a half minutes.

The actual intercourse happens at the latter stage and lasts for 5 minutes on average, they use film from different scenes as the actual movie contains pieces of image that have been cut from different clips.

The last minute or so is the ejaculation and there you have it, the timing of gaalo that have been having sex since they were 11 and you expect your husband to last 1 hour :lol:

Stop living on Planet coo-coo.

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Re: Son tries to stop his mother from commiting Suicide

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Babygirl- wrote:half an hour ama less than 1 hour wa qasaro! :lol:
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Re: Son tries to stop his mother from commiting Suicide

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Russia has a higher than average suicide rate anyway, that's life.
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Re: Son tries to stop his mother from commiting Suicide

Post by Captain24 »

Cali Gaab speak for yourself man. 5 min kulahaa. Frist time might be, but second and third time should last forever, unless you are physically inept
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