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Diyeeshaha_Tolka wrote:loool waxaasi marba hadaad xaaska aad comfrotable isku noqotaan waxaasi dhib ma lahan..

aniga marbaan gabadh aan isla soconay in the beginning she was very shy person,,laakiin mudo wakhti kadib balaayo ayey isku badashay afkeeda waxa kasoo bixi jiray caadi ma aheen,,,xitaa dhawr jeer ayey dhuuso qaraar ah igu daysay..

Mar kasto wey kugu xumaata ma istrii?

This thread is disgusting. Women dont fart, or do number 2.

Mataan_Ciideed wrote:when u get married? u know, to prevent u from hearing your wife fart or do other unpleasant things in the bathroom!!. for instance, if i happen to be walking near the bathroom, and i had the misfortune of hearing my wife dropping an atomic bomb, it might just ruin any romantic picture i had of her!!.

what do u guys think?

Damn it, its ur wife, ur supposed to enjoy the sound and the smell of her fart

Ismahan123 wrote:

Diyeeshaha_Tolka wrote:loool waxaasi marba hadaad xaaska aad comfrotable isku noqotaan waxaasi dhib ma lahan..

aniga marbaan gabadh aan isla soconay in the beginning she was very shy person,,laakiin mudo wakhti kadib balaayo ayey isku badashay afkeeda waxa kasoo bixi jiray caadi ma aheen,,,xitaa dhawr jeer ayey dhuuso qaraar ah igu daysay..

Mar kasto wey kugu xumaata ma istrii?

This thread is disgusting. Women dont fart, or do number 2.

lol iguma xumaan ee aniga ayaa xumaaday,,

laakiin ninkan ayaan la yaabay waxyaabaha uu ka walwalsanyahay,, waxaan u malaynayaa waligii long relationship masoo marin.

Ismahan123 wrote:

Diyeeshaha_Tolka wrote:loool waxaasi marba hadaad xaaska aad comfrotable isku noqotaan waxaasi dhib ma lahan..

aniga marbaan gabadh aan isla soconay in the beginning she was very shy person,,laakiin mudo wakhti kadib balaayo ayey isku badashay afkeeda waxa kasoo bixi jiray caadi ma aheen,,,xitaa dhawr jeer ayey dhuuso qaraar ah igu daysay..

Mar kasto wey kugu xumaata ma istrii?

This thread is disgusting. Women dont fart, or do number 2.

Now it makes perfect sense why men are promised those ^^ women in heaven.

Mataan when you go to janah inshallah you wont have to deal with this kind of ..erm stuff

lool I dont think many of the "men" in this forum have ever taken a girl to dinner let alone be in a relationship. THis thread is a proof.

Diyeeshaha_Tolka wrote:

Ismahan123 wrote:

Diyeeshaha_Tolka wrote:loool waxaasi marba hadaad xaaska aad comfrotable isku noqotaan waxaasi dhib ma lahan..

aniga marbaan gabadh aan isla soconay in the beginning she was very shy person,,laakiin mudo wakhti kadib balaayo ayey isku badashay afkeeda waxa kasoo bixi jiray caadi ma aheen,,,xitaa dhawr jeer ayey dhuuso qaraar ah igu daysay..

Mar kasto wey kugu xumaata ma istrii?

This thread is disgusting. Women dont fart, or do number 2.

lol iguma xumaan ee aniga ayaa xumaaday,,

laakiin ninkan ayaan la yaabay waxyaabaha uu ka walwalsanyahay,, waxaan u malaynayaa waligii long relationship masoo marin.

black velvet wrote:

Ismahan123 wrote:

Diyeeshaha_Tolka wrote:loool waxaasi marba hadaad xaaska aad comfrotable isku noqotaan waxaasi dhib ma lahan..

aniga marbaan gabadh aan isla soconay in the beginning she was very shy person,,laakiin mudo wakhti kadib balaayo ayey isku badashay afkeeda waxa kasoo bixi jiray caadi ma aheen,,,xitaa dhawr jeer ayey dhuuso qaraar ah igu daysay..

Mar kasto wey kugu xumaata ma istrii?

This thread is disgusting. Women dont fart, or do number 2.

Now it makes perfect sense why men are promised those ^^ women in heaven.

Mataan when you go to janah inshallah you wont have to deal with this kind of ..erm stuff

HOrta we women, are we promised anything like the 72 virgins in heaven too? I figure its only fair

HOrta we women, are we promised anything like the 72 virgins in heaven too? I figure its only fair

72 male vigins in jahanamo ayaa la idiin balanqaaday idinka

Ismahan123 wrote:

HOrta we women, are we promised anything like the 72 virgins in heaven too? I figure its only fair

Ismahan would you honestly want 72 virgins I think in comparison with men the things they are promised shows their vanity I mean big eyes, no toilet, virgin...I'd rather have ll cool j or kii

However - you can have whatever you like, you can meet God and the prophets and there is always the upside of not being in hell

Diyeeshaha_Tolka wrote:

HOrta we women, are we promised anything like the 72 virgins in heaven too? I figure its only fair

72 male vigins in jahanamo ayaa la idiin balanqaaday idinka

Adiga aqirkada habar ka dhamate ba heeli doonta...amin ya raabti. HOrta 72 virgin men maxaa ku fala, not only are they gonna be a nuisance but just downright....oh let me stop inta afka ila tagin.


Blanket,
IF men are given the promise/option of 72 virgins, I'll like the same as well.

lol feel free to talk,,waxba ha is cuburinin

aniga been kuu sheegi maayo islaamaha ka dhamaatay ayaanba ka helaa weligaybo reeb reebka lasoo nacay ayaan ka qaraaban jiray..

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Ismahan123 wrote:ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

habraha ayagaba waa nafleey ,wax nooleeyo ayey rabaan maxaad ugu diidentahay

Cajuus, dee islaan aa is fahmaysan hadaad rabtid, kuma diidayo. Plz qalad ha iga fahmin. I just dont approve your player ways adiga oo imrigan jiirtid.

Mataan_Ciideed wrote:when u get married? u know, to prevent u from hearing your wife fart or do other unpleasant things in the bathroom!!. for instance, if i happen to be walking near the bathroom, and i had the misfortune of hearing my wife dropping an atomic bomb, it might just ruin any romantic picture i had of her!!.

what do u guys think?

LOOOL

It's all good, we'll just have a schedule for when she can use the bathroom and we'll make sure it's when i'm never home.

I dont get it...sometimes that stuff is hilarious...as long as you have a good airfreshener whats the big deal? And how often is the toilet sooo close to the room youre actually chilling in...and also, dont the majority of homes in the first world have two toilets anyway?