Parents and their put-downs

[LionHeart-112]

Learn how to tune out the insults..but remain a good daughter...When your mom says you are "caasi" cus u didn't wash the dishes, just picture her naked shopping in Suuqa bakaaraha and laugh hysterically..That ought to make her scared and keep her off your back for a while..True and tested, sis...And when your dad aks you to heat up the "boorash", tell him to look up the word "Patricide" in the Assaasi: somali-english dictionary. Life is easy, my sister. Don't let unruly parents ruin it.


PS. Never ever agree to a vacation in Kenya, Somalia, Egypt, or Yemen. These countries are known breeding grounds for "cultural rehabilitation" centers.

PPS. Read about the Menendez Brothers. Good role-models.

[Somalian_Boqor]

"Your parents are most likely from the same tuulo. My parents hail from the same qabil, but they were raised in two opposite sides of the Country."


I am sorry I don't understand

Are both of your parents from Mudug? Not only born there, but raised there as well?

[LionHeart-112]

If both parents from mudug, then this girl has no hope of ever surviving, let alone developing a self-esteem...Better start googling shelters...

[OliveOil]

Learn how to tune out the insults..but remain a good daughter...When your mom says you are "caasi" cus u didn't wash the dishes, just picture her naked shopping in Suuqa bakaaraha and laugh hysterically..That ought to make her scared and keep her off your back for a while..True and tested, sis...And when your dad aks you to heat up the "boorash", tell him to look up the word "Patricide" in the Assaasi: somali-english dictionary. Life is easy, my sister. Don't let unruly parents ruin it.


PS. Never ever agree to a vacation in Kenya, Somalia, Egypt, or Yemen. These countries are known breeding grounds for "cultural rehabilitation" centers.

PPS. Read about the Menendez Brothers. Good role-models.

OMG wax waalan baa tahay...never do I wanna kill my parents or think about such lowly act!!! I don't ever wanna go to hell...why don't I simply commit a suicide instead of killing them (but thats if I choose that path!!!!)?
aa-aah

I love my parents and vice versa...marka they wouldn't send me anywhere without my consent! And I went to Africa this past summer

[Somalian_Boqor]

If both parents from mudug, then this girl has no hope of ever surviving, let alone developing a self-esteem...Better start googling shelters...

Well it depends, if there some what educated Reer Mudug than it's no problem. But if they are not, God help her soul.

[OliveOil]

"Your parents are most likely from the same tuulo. My parents hail from the same qabil, but they were raised in two opposite sides of the Country."


I am sorry I don't understand

Are both of your parents from Mudug? Not only born there, but raised there as well?

My mom and dad are the same sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub clan...sadex bee kala tirsadaan...laakiin my mother was born and raised in Xamar whereas my father is straight up Reer Mudug.

[LionHeart-112]

And i'd never suggest you do, honey. I just said it was an option. You don;t have to use all of your options. Now, have you considered bringing home a white man? That ought to make them love you...They will start asking where they went wrong and you will have found an opportunity to air out your grievances? no? Another tested and true option. I used it after they kept insisting i stop setting neighborhood cats on fire.

[OliveOil]

If both parents from mudug, then this girl has no hope of ever surviving, let alone developing a self-esteem...Better start googling shelters...

Well it depends, if there some what educated Reer Mudug than it's no problem. But if they are not, God help her soul.

lool@ u two...well my parents are both really reer magaal!

[LionHeart-112]

Do they drink heavily, then?

[Xamari_76]

Some moms know exactly what to say to piss you off or to hurt you or hit a sensitive subject to you..who know you better then your parents.

What do they call you?

Don't worry about- It's prolly just tough love.

So nossy

[OliveOil]

And i'd never suggest you do, honey. I just said it was an option. You don;t have to use all of your options. Now, have you considered bringing home a white man? That ought to make them love you...They will start asking where they went wrong and you will have found an opportunity to air out your grievances? no? Another tested and true option. I used it after they kept insisting i stop setting neighborhood cats on fire.

lol Lionheart, indeed u r a funny one


Who, in their right mind, sets fire on living things?...I suggest u seek psychological help brotha...parhaps, check urself in a mental institude

[OliveOil]

Do they drink heavily, then?

No I just ment they are not the average Somali parents

[OliveOil]

Some moms know exactly what to say to piss you off or to hurt you or hit a sensitive subject to you..who know you better then your parents.

What do they call you?

Don't worry about- It's prolly just tough love.

So nossy

ME better than my parents? Noooooo they are wonderful parents really and I am glad to have them in my life

[LionHeart-112]

Not all living things...just cats..Hate 'em..

Not going back! to the psych ward..Can't stand jell-o and tall Indians who break water fountains..

[Xamari_76]

Some moms know exactly what to say to piss you off or to hurt you or hit a sensitive subject to you..who know you better then your parents.

What do they call you?

Don't worry about- It's prolly just tough love.

So nossy

ME better than my parents? Noooooo they are wonderful parents really and I am glad to have them in my life

i didn't say anybody is better than their parents i said who knows you better than your own parents. Implying they know you best.