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hipsterrunoff wrote:Eedo, quit sinning and pray to Allah. He is testing you.

I am not a sinner!



I will stop sinning now!

maybe wrote:

hipsterrunoff wrote:Eedo, quit sinning and pray to Allah. He is testing you.

I am not a sinner!



I will stop sinning now!

But you' are his eddo miyaa

Thug who's he?

maybe wrote:Thug who's he?

I haven't a clue actually

OK!

I have long time ago accepted jinnis live with us and no longer question strange things, if I see the broom and pots just dancing midair at night...I'll just do the kanye shrug and just go back to sleep. I aint seen shit.

I don't know much about jinis but all I know is that they Xist. also I heard only a non-muslim jin will show himself to humans because Allah instructed the believing jin to remain invisible to humans. Jin stories are always fascinating. Next time it happens record it.

maybe wrote:I am not a sinner!I will stop sinning now!

eliteSomali wrote:I don't know much about jinis but all I know is that they Xist. also I heard only a non-muslim jin will show himself to humans because Allah instructed the believing jin to remain invisible to humans. Jin stories are always fascinating. Next time it happens record it.

Elite, what is this 'Xist' nonsense? Why not just type the word out just like you do for the rest? Doesn't it take you longer to go out of your way and write an 'x' for every word starting with the letter 'e'?

hipsterrunoff wrote:

maybe wrote:I am not a sinner!I will stop sinning now!

What are you trying to say babe? I talk too much?

I swear one day I was walking down the park when all I see is two jinns with big titties come up to me. they tried to seduce but then i started reading ayatul kursi and repeating the shahada. The two jins with female titties kept coming towards me and they had form of half jin half eagle. I WAS LIKE WTF is going on, but then I took out my tusbax I use and spat on it whilst reciting surat falaq. The jinn than kept chasing me I ran and then I fell and i went unconcious. During then I went into a trance and saw BIG ASS BAT coming to my face and it started saying do not be scared! I am a helper and inform you that to defeat JINNS you have to wear Garlic bracelets. then i woke up and the jinns were gone.

grandpakhalif wrote:I swear one day I was walking down the park when all I see is two jinns with big titties come up to me. they tried to seduce but then i started reading ayatul kursi and repeating the shahada. The two jins with female titties kept coming towards me and they had form of half jin half eagle. I WAS LIKE WTF is going on, but then I took out my tusbax I use and spat on it whilst reciting surat falaq. The jinn than kept chasing me I ran and then I fell and i went unconcious. During then I went into a trance and saw BIG ASS BAT coming to my face and it started saying do not be scared! I am a helper and inform you that to defeat JINNS you have to wear Garlic bracelets. then i woke up and the jinns were gone.

Daaaaamn the shit you smoked must have been laced with something

grandpakhalif wrote:I swear one day I was walking down the park when all I see is two jinns with big titties come up to me. they tried to seduce but then i started reading ayatul kursi and repeating the shahada. The two jins with female titties kept coming towards me and they had form of half jin half eagle. I WAS LIKE WTF is going on, but then I took out my tusbax I use and spat on it whilst reciting surat falaq. The jinn than kept chasing me I ran and then I fell and i went unconcious. During then I went into a trance and saw BIG ASS BAT coming to my face and it started saying do not be scared! I am a helper and inform you that to defeat JINNS you have to wear Garlic bracelets. then i woke up and the jinns were gone.

You should also seek refuge in trained psychiatrist... seeing imaginary beings is ominous sign.

grandpakhalif wrote:I swear one day I was walking down the park when all I see is two jinns with big titties come up to me. they tried to seduce but then i started reading ayatul kursi and repeating the shahada. The two jins with female titties kept coming towards me and they had form of half jin half eagle. I WAS LIKE WTF is going on, but then I took out my tusbax I use and spat on it whilst reciting surat falaq. The jinn than kept chasing me I ran and then I fell and i went unconcious. During then I went into a trance and saw BIG ASS BAT coming to my face and it started saying do not be scared! I am a helper and inform you that to defeat JINNS you have to wear Garlic bracelets. then i woke up and the jinns were gone.