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My desire in Jannah(may Allah make us enter it) is to see the Creator and to fly like a Saiyan

Tuushi wrote:

BlackVelvet wrote:Technically since you can have anything you want. You could have 345,642 virgins if you so desire or grapes that burst into warm melted milk chocolate when you bite into them or re-enact the matrix scene when Neo dodges all the bullets without even getting the scratch, fly, understand quantum physics, know what happened before the big bang. Virgins, smergins man, you have bigger fish to fry in the getting everything you want department.

Thanks for the laughs.

I am being serious though

No.1 on my list used to be talking to Allah and asking him questions and then I found out that not everyone in heaven gets to do that so I have to think of other things just in case I don't make it that high up. Don't you have a list?

BlackVelvet wrote:

Tuushi wrote:

BlackVelvet wrote:Technically since you can have anything you want. You could have 345,642 virgins if you so desire or grapes that burst into warm melted milk chocolate when you bite into them or re-enact the matrix scene when Neo dodges all the bullets without even getting the scratch, fly, understand quantum physics, know what happened before the big bang. Virgins, smergins man, you have bigger fish to fry in the getting everything you want department.

Thanks for the laughs.

I am being serious though

No.1 on my list used to be talking to Allah and asking him questions and then I found out that not everyone in heaven gets to do that so I have to think of other things just in case I don't make it that high up. Don't you have a list?

Just make it there has always been the goal for.All this mad rush for other stuff never been a thing for me.Just enough credit to face judgement.

Ani naarta lee hadiis ka badbaado dood badan ma qabo!

Let's hope it's a continuous supply of virgins cause most of us would run out of virgins after 72 nights.

Tuushi wrote:
Just make it there has always been the goal for.All this mad rush for other stuff never been a thing for me.Just enough credit to face judgement.

Preach on, Bishop Tuushi

Tuushi fair enough. I normally keep my fantasies to myself as well. Find it strange when people ask a sheikh about it and make a big whoo haa about what they get and more shockingly argue for what they think they should get

BV. When it comes to stuff like this,i sometimes remember my parents in my duco for janah inta kale,nin kasta naftiisa waaye for me. Ilaahay nololsheen mid faaido leh inooga dhigo.

Col.Pls keep those terms among ur friends.

Meyle wrote:

DR-YALAXOOW wrote:72 virgins? According which verse in the quran ????

Wasn't Xural Cayn grapefruit thus 72 grapefruits mise anigaa wax isku dhex qaseya??

Yes actually original Quran was revealed whit out modern arabic "dot" script(shaqalka) and word CAYN can be ceeynab which means Grapefruits. therefore maybe quran is not talking about women att all rather a fine Grapefruits i heaven.

For me Whole Islamic heaven seems to me a materialistic place, when i hear things like lot of women and lot of wine like Rivers of Wine. Rivers of Milk. Rivers of honey.. i wonder why someone needs to have whole river of Wine.. and nowadays no one goes to the river and drink water maybe in third world but modern world people get their drinks from tap. We Muslims need to retranslate our Holy books and stop making Heaven such materialistic world..

even people who are against Islam say. quran promises people in heaven what ancient ROME and Greek use to love whichs young beautifull boys who will serve people in heaven. Quran 52:24 Allah said

And round them shall go boys of theirs as if they were hidden pearls

Islamic haters say this is ancient greek heaven where they loved to see young boys around them.

Quran 76:19

And round about them shall go youths never altering in age; when you see them you will think them to be scattered pearls

allahu waclaaam..

Tuushi wrote:BV. When it comes to stuff like this,i sometimes remember my parents in my duco for janah inta kale,nin kasta naftiisa waaye for me. Ilaahay nololsheen mid faaido leh inooga dhigo.

Col.Pls keep those terms among ur friends.

Amiin. Mashallah walee walalkey in aan kuugu darsan lahaa

Ditoore wrote: i wonder why someone needs to have whole river of Wine.. and nowadays noone goes to the river and drink water maybe in third world but modern world people get their drinks from tap.

Quotes of Yalaxoow

in jannah you don't get tired and the one day it equal to a thousand years on this earth, so by 9am jannah time there won't be 72 virgins left

Yalaxow would ask to become Swedish with blue eyes. Lol, provided he gets in... but at this rate lol....

Hydrogen in jannah i will be black dude as iam today... and if i get my wishes in jannah about having women.. i would like to have big booty black lady whit nice melons.... aamiiin..

thnx hydrogen.. i am gonna watch it soon.

no answer yet as to what ppl will be doing in paradise. We discussed about good amenities and such... I dnt think it is gonna be eat, eat, swim and fc over and over...