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DeqaD I read an article a while back, apparently women don't lie as often as men, men lie all the time but women tell bigger lies. So while he says he will pick up your favourite shampoo with no intention of doing so or that he'll record Grey's Anatomy and then delete the whole season... a woman will tell him it's his child for 18 years or that she's still on the pill...so technically it's still true that on any given day a man has told more lies than a woman, if you ignore the other part

Marques wrote:Ah, Jas' search for the perfect male continues. A Charmer and liar is now off her list. Wake me up when you find him Jas, i put good money on it.

xasidsanidaa war stay awake and help me find him

Lillaahiya wrote:Via text..last night..while he was with you, of course.

Of course and you are his willingly bit on the side in your fantasy. At least give yourself a role with more self respect, it is your own imagination, you have absolute control over it

CushiticReflections wrote:I'm not biased, he has the ability to charm just about anyone. If anything, I slightly envy his ability. The things I'd be able to do with his charisma or charm...

Incest..no?

Marques wrote:

CushiticReflections wrote:I'm not biased, he has the ability to charm just about anyone. If anything, I slightly envy his ability. The things I'd be able to do with his charisma or charm...

Incest..no?

I didn't want to say it. Thank you Marques. Thank you.

Who said I'm the side piece? Quit projecting.

Armaan wrote:

DeeqaDagan wrote:Ok Jas, women don't lie the same way men lie.

They just don't lie for the same reasons.

Marques wrote:Incest..no?

The fact that your mind would take you there says a lot about you and it's nothing good. I meant it'd be nice to have his ability to charm people for my own purposes. But seriously, what the fuck? That's my little brother. Maybe you should both take a minute and reevaluate when your mind became so twisted.

CushiticReflections wrote:

Marques wrote:Incest..no?

The fact that your mind would take you there says a lot about you and it's nothing good. I meant it'd be nice to have his ability to charm people for my own purposes.

Is he your big bro? Do you call him, "Aboowe"?

CushR I know what you mean, there are people I am tempted to call charming who don't lie but they don't have that laid back, say the first thing that comes to their mind quality that these guys have, those are the guys who think before they speak so whatever they're saying carries more weight. I don't know if that's what your brother is like?

Keyblade wrote:Pretty sure 90% of Jas' posts are paraphrased quotes from Cosmopolitan

99% of the articles in Cosmo belong in the extreme section



Marq and Rockstar that's a horrible thing to say.

Lillaahiya wrote:Who said I'm the side piece? Quit projecting.

You said he's texting you while he's with me, so you know he's with me and I am guessing I don't know he's texting you. That would make me the one whose back he's sneaking behind and you the one he's sneaking around with, no?

Rockstar wrote:

CushiticReflections wrote:

Marques wrote:Incest..no?

The fact that your mind would take you there says a lot about you and it's nothing good. I meant it'd be nice to have his ability to charm people for my own purposes.

Is he your big bro? Do you call him, "Aboowe"?

Seriously?


Seriously?

CushiticReflections wrote:

Marques wrote:Incest..no?

The fact that your mind would take you there says a lot about you and it's nothing good. I meant it'd be nice to have his ability to charm people for my own purposes. But seriously, what the fuck? That's my little brother. Maybe you should both take a minute and reevaluate when your mind became so twisted.

Well, that was harsh. A simple "you're disgusting, drop dead moron" would have sufficed.

I said I don't mind sharing We on that Jada and Will ish.

@Jasmine
No, he's more reflective and thinks before he speaks.

Rockstar wrote:

CushiticReflections wrote:

Marques wrote:Incest..no?

The fact that your mind would take you there says a lot about you and it's nothing good. I meant it'd be nice to have his ability to charm people for my own purposes.

Is he your big bro? Do you call him, "Aboowe"?

Don't assume other people have incestuous fantasies like you.

@Marques
If you truly offend me, my insults tend to be more cutting, I hope.

Jasmine6 wrote:

Keyblade wrote:Pretty sure 90% of Jas' posts are paraphrased quotes from Cosmopolitan

99% of the articles in Cosmo belong in the extreme section

You would know huh

@Jas
I didn't imply anything sexual. Your mind is in the gutter.

@Cush
I don't. At the moment I am really attracted to a shopkeeper, who keeps on overcharging me.

Key, it's a known fact

Lillaahiya wrote:I said I don't mind sharing We on that Jada and Will ish.

Yes, you are desperate for him, we get it. Sidaan si maaha ee sheydanka iska naar gabar yahee.

CushiticReflections wrote:@Jasmine
No, he's more reflective and thinks before he speaks.

Yeah, exactly, dignified and charismatic.