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Re: Somali dudes always get friend-zoned

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grandpakhalif wrote:
AbdiJohnson wrote:Just say you want to get brains as soon as you meet. Why wait long enough for her to see you as a buddy? Somali girls are weird like that. There's only a few day window with em

I would never want to get involved with a Somali girl though before marriage though


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Marriage is a religious contract, something you seculars seem to despise. I'm surprised your even contemplating such a fruitless affair.
I'm a virgin. I haven't contemplated anything.

It's better to have sex before marriage as consenting adults than marry additional wives without the knowledge of the first wife like many people have done. Or marry a girl by force which happens in places like Somalia and Yemen and Afghanistan. Girls over there have their vaginas ripped up. The men open up the sewed up sugar walls with their Ali. Many women die.


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Methylamine wrote:
Lillaahiya wrote:
Methylamine wrote:Kinda off-topic, but why do Somali girls staaaaaaaaare at Somali guys for long periods of time? I'm not even talking about habiyars, I'm talking about girls born and raised in the West, like miyaad taqaana the phrase "lower your gaze"?
You know you're looking good if she hits you with the:

Image

:whew:
Good thing I've developed a bidaar, otherwise I'd be creeped out if I saw a girl doing that
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Advo wrote:You gotta bit aggressive and assertive if u don't wanna be saxiibzoned by these young or old.

Last week I went out on a date with a 41 year old xaliimo, it was so weird, at the restaurant she randomly started caressing my hair in a back and fourth motion while repeatedly saying "fariid".

Nygga I got hoyo-like zoned :damn:

You must be joking :dead:
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stay away from somalian women, problem solved. :up:
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:lol: Advo no ratings, maybe it was the timo jileeec she was attracted too.

Just do this, don't 'date' Somali girls, marry them don't play games with them. If you want fun utilize the other races. :up:
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Advo wrote:You gotta bit aggressive and assertive if u don't wanna be saxiibzoned by these young or old.

Last week I went out on a date with a 41 year old xaliimo, it was so weird, at the restaurant she randomly started caressing my hair in a back and fourth motion while repeatedly saying "fariid".

Nygga I got hoyo-like zoned :damn:
:lupe:

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DeeqaDagan wrote:
Advo wrote:You gotta bit aggressive and assertive if u don't wanna be saxiibzoned by these young or old.

Last week I went out on a date with a 41 year old xaliimo, it was so weird, at the restaurant she randomly started caressing my hair in a back and fourth motion while repeatedly saying "fariid".

Nygga I got hoyo-like zoned :damn:

You must be joking :dead:
:lol: :lol:
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i guess it all depends on the individual, but i totally do not agree with the op :down:
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Advo,

Just watch out when women who are your mom's age that you called Habaryar as a kid stop refuse to acknowledge Habaryarnimo and call your "Abowe" or "Walal"


BlackRain,

You must be lost in translation. There is no term for boyfriend in Af-Somali only friend, "Saxiib" Your approach must suck. You must come across as being friendly, wanting to know her better, talking up a sweet storm etc etc etc. You got to be straight and don't beat around the bush. If she says no, move on perhaps to her friends but like they say, "he who hestitates, ***bates."
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Advo wrote:You gotta bit aggressive and assertive if u don't wanna be saxiibzoned by these young or old.

Last week I went out on a date with a 41 year old xaliimo, it was so weird, at the restaurant she randomly started caressing my hair in a back and fourth motion while repeatedly saying "fariid".

Nygga I got hoyo-like zoned :damn:
:russ: :dead: :dead:
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anzeloti wrote:
Advo wrote:You gotta bit aggressive and assertive if u don't wanna be saxiibzoned by these young or old.

Last week I went out on a date with a 41 year old xaliimo, it was so weird, at the restaurant she randomly started caressing my hair in a back and fourth motion while repeatedly saying "fariid".

Nygga I got hoyo-like zoned :damn:
:russ: :dead: :dead:
:dead:
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DeeqaDagan wrote:
Advo wrote:You gotta bit aggressive and assertive if u don't wanna be saxiibzoned by these young or old.

Last week I went out on a date with a 41 year old xaliimo, it was so weird, at the restaurant she randomly started caressing my hair in a back and fourth motion while repeatedly saying "fariid".

Nygga I got hoyo-like zoned :damn:

You must be joking :dead:
this is crazy! advo for society sake you need to be locked away man. what for dating eedo?!!
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''sheikh'' Hyper didn't the prophet PBUH have a wife 15 years older than him? :MJ:
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Advo wrote:You gotta bit aggressive and assertive if u don't wanna be saxiibzoned by these young or old.

Last week I went out on a date with a 41 year old xaliimo, it was so weird, at the restaurant she randomly started caressing my hair in a back and fourth motion while repeatedly saying "fariid".

Nygga I got hoyo-like zoned :damn:
41? :o maxaa naag ku dhali karta ku geeyey...loooooooooool@ fariid :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Warsheekh wrote:''sheikh'' Hyper didn't the prophet PBUH have a wife 15 years older than him? :MJ:
he married man, 7asha prophet to date and everything he did was wa7yi. he doesn't do things by himself SAW. also was good for the da'awa. tell me why advo dating eedoes for? good reason dee. lol
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