uk farax appreciation thread

[Trader]

looooooooool u guys should've kept dis going

[GAMES]

Somalis from the UK are just weird. I've met a lot of them over the years and they had somethings in common:

1. They all are skinny

2. Try to act tough by over compensating for something they lack.

3. You will see 26yr old acting like he is a teenager. Like dude, grow the fuck up and worry about the important things in life, not how tough you are, or how many Xalimos u fucked.

4. They use a whole bottle of men's fragrance on themselves. You can smell them before u see them. Do people not shower in UK? Do u have to dump a whole bottle of BARAFUUN to mask the smell?

[MoAwr]

Big up those Farax that smell their socks
Big up to those faraxs who never get line-up on front!
Big up to those faraxs that steal female contacts from your phone
Big up to those faraxs who watch wedding tapes in slow motion
Big up to those faraxs who pretend to write in the maqaxi tab book after heavy session of sporti baris hilib xaniid!
Big up to those faraxs who tell you the story you told them yesterday
Big up those faraxs that argue how to pronounce "enthusiasm"

[LobsterUnit]

Big up to those faraxs who pretend to write in the maqaxi tab book after heavy session of sporti baris hilib xaniid!
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[LobsterUnit]

Somalis from the UK are just weird. I've met a lot of them over the years and they had somethings in common:

1. They all are skinny

2. Try to act tough by over compensating for something they lack.

3. You will see 26yr old acting like he is a teenager. Like dude, grow the fuck up and worry about the important things in life, not how tough you are, or how many Xalimos u fucked.

4. They use a whole bottle of men's fragrance on themselves. You can smell them before u see them. Do people not shower in UK? Do u have to dump a whole bottle of BARAFUUN to mask the smell?

i remember you once wrote two skinny uk youths scared you and then you changed apartment. dhaandhaan.

[MoAwr]

Big up to those faraxs who pretend to write in the maqaxi tab book after heavy session of sporti baris hilib xaniid!
"

Baasto Guilty
They then stand outside n light up BnH stick!

[LobsterUnit]

moawr,

i always go to the bank before eating or check my wallet . i don't wanna be seen writing in debt books. lol. i do have a relative, though, he always says" ku soo dara hilibka and bariiska" several times and only pays for the first portion. once they tried to make him pay for the extras, wuxu yidhi " ask the owner, i am reer x, he is my abti, nicca i never pay more than £10".

[EvolSyawla]

The UK faaraxs I met last summer over here....absolutely hilariously sad.

I am ever excited when I meet Canadians now. Nothing in common...boasting about partying and women, being jailed and other nonsense....Is that suppose to impress? What a shame.


In their defense, the weird guys were mostly Scandinavian - but there's isn't a EuroFaarax thread lol

[Ismail87]

Big up the mandem who still use 5 quid child discount at the barbers
Big up the mandem who throw oysters out the window when someone needs to jump on the bus
Big up the mandem who know how to play Wembley and 60 seconds
Big up the mandem who buy socks from JJB
Big up the mandem who holla bossman at the chicken shop for burger sauce
Big up the mandem who have more than two broken ps3 pads at home
Big up baastounit part time Aki from Camden part time online shukaansist on Snet chat

school days

Big up the mandem who do the 1arda pose in every picture
Big up the mandem who watch every single game of the season at their local Somali cafe
Big up the mandem who spend £££ on designer clothes and rentals every eid
Big up the mandem who've never been camping

[MoAwr]

moawr,

i always go to the bank before eating or check my wallet . i don't wanna be seen writing in debt books. lol. i do have a relative, though, he always says" ku soo dara hilibka and bariiska" several times and only pays for the first portion. once they tried to make him pay for the extras, wuxu yidhi " ask the owner, i am reer x, he is my abti, nicca i never pay more than £10".

ur xayraaan uncle is imxtaxaan
The debt book abuse needs to stopped

[Ismail87]

In their defense, the weird guys were mostly Scandinavian - but there's isn't a EuroFaarax thread lol

[LobsterUnit]

moawr,

i always go to the bank before eating or check my wallet . i don't wanna be seen writing in debt books. lol. i do have a relative, though, he always says" ku soo dara hilibka and bariiska" several times and only pays for the first portion. once they tried to make him pay for the extras, wuxu yidhi " ask the owner, i am reer x, he is my abti, nicca i never pay more than £10".

ur xayraaan uncle is imxtaxaan
The debt book abuse needs to stopped

he is not imtaxaan, just overweight and a hustler. i support him fully. those cafes abuse their workers and pay them 30 pounds a day for a ten hour shift- while the fat cats get rich.

[MoAwr]

Ismail are first generation Etrash? Those faraxs abuse the word standard and dawg when they get to london

Baasto get the local environmental agency to dine at that joint

[LobsterUnit]

mo. i dont need to. most somalis cafes get shut down every once in a while due to environment agency overhearing mice doing fadhi ku dirir and seeing baranbaro looking out of the windows.

[Ismail87]

^^


@moawr yep first generation. I couldn't grasp the meaning of 'alie' when I moved to Britain, used to think it meant a lie lol