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Advo wrote:We eat bugs in our sleep, so don't trip besides u probably got enough protein and fiber from the molecules of what remains of the body. The hot coffee most likely dissolved that berbera baranbaro body into a liquid form. Right now there's a mega fusion taking place in ur lower intestines. Don't think of it as disgusting but a quick protein bar.

Youll be fine evol.

Is that supposed to make her feel better

BlackVelvet wrote:

Advo wrote:We eat bugs in our sleep, so don't trip besides u probably got enough protein and fiber from the molecules of what remains of the body. The hot coffee most likely dissolved that berbera baranbaro body into a liquid form. Right now there's a mega fusion taking place in ur lower intestines. Don't think of it as disgusting but a quick protein bar.

Youll be fine evol.

Is that supposed to make her feel better

Well she did have the stomach bug, so her belly can use any extra help. What better than a roach?? Caloosheey ku dhalaaleeysaa oo socod siineeysaa.

Besides if we were stuck on an island that only had huge insects, bugs etc best believe we would've came up with exotic dishes in just mere weeks.

Roachanail -a dish made up of a roach and a snail, topped off with dry cherries. Usually prepared before bed time.

Mmmm sounds delicious

BlackVelvet wrote:Mmmm sounds delicious

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I am not clicking that

Bahi aa i heyso and I can't risk losing my appetite

Did you really have to share that with us though?





And on the flip side, did you guys hear about that we're swimming in shit, literally? Like, almost everything we touch has a residue of excrement on it.

Ooooh come oon guuuuys! Really??? Yuck!!


Poor you, evol. Walahi if any part of a baranbaro ever ended up in my mouth, that would be the end of my sanity. Nacala. Effing hate those things with passion.

I recently had a running with..... A massive jumping roach. horrendous.

that is why you should carry a toray(dagger) or ak47 in somalia. i would have blacked out and start terminating some insects.war dadkani waa imtixaan.

Advo wrote:We eat bugs in our sleep, so don't trip besides u probably got enough protein and fiber from the molecules of what remains of the body. The hot coffee most likely dissolved that berbera baranbaro body into a liquid form. Right now there's a mega fusion taking place in ur lower intestines. Don't think of it as disgusting but a quick protein bar.

Youll be fine evol.

If you write a comic II'd buy it

I generally stay away from "restaurants" when in Somalia, normally get a relative to pick up some meat from the market and have it cooked fresh.
I remember seeing a guy producing the meat for "sandwiches", he was mincing some cooked meat with herbs etc, and was waving away about a dozen flies that kept landing on the mince.

i would die. never get use to such thing. gaajo e dishay when i was short visits in africa.

Advo, while the idea of a protein bar is gr---wait I just barfed in my mouth.

loool some of these comments are hilarious. I'm even more nauseated. Spider eggs, jumping roaches, flies in meat, caano/feces geel. I knew I wasn't alone in this...





My toddler niece is coming this summer. I think I will become the psychotically overbearing habo, combing through her food for her so I know it's good enough....

When I was there the food was really good- all home cooked. But the miyi? Lol What food? Just caano day and night!

Food is def good. Just gotta be careful, as soon as you let down your guard, you get coffee with a spiky surprise at the end.