Somalinet Awards 2015 - nominate

[COOL-MAN]

^mohak aka waraabe wasakh mici dheer.

Thanks bro

[TheFuturist]

Wahabist Islamists of the year: Gerigoor, Inaaya, TheGuardian, Jalaaludin and a few others.

Babe, I'm more on the whole Salafi dawah thing.

Hmm I dont buy it but ok, as long as youre not bringing in Saudi Wahabism through the back door

[MoAwr]

AIDDGCG or !!!Awr Inc Diyusbara Development Geel Community Group!!!! Is proud to announce that dhuusomareeb dairy farms will be the official milk sponsorship for snet 17th annual awards

[Garaad_LQ]

Stop stealing my gifs waraa or else I'm gonna sue you for copyright infringement

Calm down bro I just googled Somali gifse

Or I'll have to nominate you as xeyraan of the year

Xayraan sounds nice
Well , If you give me xayraan OTY and traitor OTY titles I might reconsider and give you a pass this time

[Garaad_LQ]

And maybe. ....

Most articulate
Most incoherent
Most creative
Funniest.

Too

[MujahidAishah]

Am xayraan /Mujahid of the year

Garad is a girl he can't be a xayraan

[Garaad_LQ]

Am xayraan /Mujahid of the year

Garad is a girl he can't be a xayraan

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[BVSNet]

Most intelligent too many to name

Dumbo of the year cool-man
Most articulate sumu
Most incoherent Sahal
Most creative Roble/AOC
Funniest. Sumu/Yussuf
Most boring coolmantic
Best gifs. Sauton
Best reponses Chelsea
Rudest haywire
Politest yummy
Most mellow
Comment of the year need to dig for it

Special categories:

Most Realest Quatumsatis
Wadani of the year incognito
Traitor of the year abdiwahab252
Qalanjo of the year Asha
Faarax of the year coolmantic
Idiot of the year.
Biggest Qabileste hagite chairman
Best quran reciter. Yummy
Best singer/singerad vivacious/ina samaale/ agent/ Chelsea

did you not hear my beautiful voice? Waxaan waa xaqdarro!

[TheLoFather]

Just thought I should take the liberty to add few more categories in the awards;

– Most likely to become Prime Minister:------=
– Most likely to be famous:---------------------------=
– Most likely to become a millionaire:----------=
– Most likely to win a Nobel Prize:----------------=
– Most likely to marry for money:-----------------=
_ Most likely to remain single till mid 40s because of money :------------------=
– Most likely to appear on Jeremy Kyle:--------------------
– Most likely to win X Factor:-----------------------=
– Most likely to become a comedian:-----------=
– Most likely to get ID’d when they’re 30+:-------=
– the 2 most likely to fall in love and get married:----------=
_ The 2 most likely to fall in love but won't get married---=
– Best newcomer:--------------------=
– Best personality:-------------------=
– Most gullible:-------------------------=
– Most sarcastic:-----------------------=
– Most artistic:--------------------------=
– Most annoying:-------------=
– Most caring:---------------------------=
– Most annoying but loved:-------=
– Most competitive:-------------------=
– Biggest Drama Queen:-------------=
– Biggest flirt:-------------------------------=
– Biggest gossip:--------------------------=
– Biggest ego:-------------------------------=
– Biggest poser:-----------------------------=
– Biggest chav:-------------------------------=
And finally the group categories :
_ – The [name of activist group i e HAG, SJW,
Somaali baanahey etc etc... ] prize for outstanding achievement in the field of Embarrassments :-------------=
– The [name of activist group i e HAG, SJW,
Somaali baanahey etc etc... ] prize for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence:-------------=

[TheLoFather]

AIDDGCG or !!!Awr Inc Diyusbara Development Geel Community Group!!!! Is proud to announce that dhuusomareeb dairy farms will be the official milk sponsorship for snet 17th annual awards

Caano geelaa aaahhh??!!!!
Aaar dadku ma ineey sakhraamaaan baad rabtaa??
Waar naga tag IT IS ALL ABOUT CAANOHA LO'DA!!
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Fck it is a party ha la iska mirqaaamo.... Aaar caaano geelka soo badi. Let's allow the GEEL community have something positive for once.

[theyuusuf143]

Most intelligentSheikh hayper
Dumbo of the year djibSomali
Most articulate Rambie
Most incoherent Sahal
Most creative Roble
Funniest. Jalaludin
Most boring Hoobariiska
Best gifs. Sauton
Best reponses Inaaya
Rudest Mohaka
Politest Coolman


Special categories:

Most Realest Themightynomad
Biggest self haters. Futurist/liquid
Traitor of the year Beyonqabil
Qalanjo of the year MujahidAisha
Faarax of the year Warsheekh
Idiot of the year.
Djibsomali
Biggest Qabileste Thegoodshepard
Best quran reciter. Sheikh hyper

[MujahidAishah]

Am xayraan /Mujahid of the year

Garad is a girl he can't be a xayraan

[MujahidAishah]

Just thought I should take the liberty to add few more categories in the awards;

– Most likely to become Prime Minister:--SAHAL : ----=
– Most likely to be famous:-------------FAH--------------=
– Most likely to become a millionaire:-----Lama/AW-----=
– Most likely to win a Nobel Prize:-----hyper/lama/AW-----------=
– Most likely to marry for money:--------ME---------=
_ Most likely to remain single till mid 40s because of money :-----------ME-------=
– Most likely to appear on Jeremy Kyle:----BIBS/LoDoon----------------
– Most likely to win X Factor:------------Agent-----------=
– Most likely to become a comedian:------Yusuf-----=
– Most likely to get ID’d when they’re 30+:----Chelski---=
– the 2 most likely to fall in love and get married:---agent + Flora -------=
_ The 2 most likely to fall in love but won't get married- Basra + Hyper--=
– Best newcomer:---------Innayah Bibs Agent-----------=
– Best personality:-----too many to list--------------=
– Most gullible:-------------------------=
– Most sarcastic:--------AOC---------------=
– Most artistic:-------ADVO-------------------=
– Most annoying:-------------=
– Most caring:---------YM------------------=
– Most annoying but loved:-----Lodoon--=
– Most competitive:-------------------=
– Biggest Drama Queen:-------------=
– Biggest flirt:----LAMA---------------------------=
– Biggest gossip:----ME----------------------=
– Biggest ego:-------Basra------------------------=
– Biggest poser:------he knows who he is --lawd have mercy ---------------------=
– Biggest chav:---------lol ME----------------------=
And finally the group categories :
_ – The [name of activist group i e HAG, SJW,
Somaali baanahey etc etc... ] prize for outstanding achievement in the field of Embarrassments :-----SJW--------=
– The [name of activist group i e HAG, SJW,
Somaali baanahey etc etc... ] prize for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence:---SL----------=

[Skippa]

Most articulate Skippa

You honor me

May your forehead be festooned with fragrant flowers and May your foes be flummoxed as their sphincters overflow with a flux of flaming feces. May their fannies ferment in that foul fluid forever

[COOL-MAN]

Most intelligent too many to name

Dumbo of the year cool-man
Most articulate sumu
Most incoherent Sahal
Most creative Roble/AOC
Funniest. Sumu/Yussuf
Most boring coolmantic
Best gifs. Sauton
Best reponses Chelsea
Rudest haywire
Politest yummy
Most mellow
Comment of the year need to dig for it

Special categories:

Most Realest Quatumsatis
Wadani of the year incognito
Traitor of the year abdiwahab252
Qalanjo of the year Asha
Faarax of the year coolmantic
Idiot of the year.
Biggest Qabileste hagite chairman
Best quran reciter. Yummy
Best singer/singerad vivacious/ina samaale/ agent/ Chelsea

did you not hear my beautiful voice? Waxaan waa xaqdarro!

No wallahi. How did I miss it? Post it back ima consider you for the top singer accolade after listening