My first ever date!

[Phinks]

You dun goofed thehappyone.

Sxb, you were spooning her for half an hour. That was your opportunity. I think she wanted you to initiate last night then when you didn't, she got disappointed. Maybe that's it.

[thehappyone]

Sxb that spoon was too nice to ruin

But you right though, she wasn't for romance, she wanted me to go knee deep in her flower and when she realised I was too lazy and tired to do it she started acting up.

Ooh well, there's always next time.

[Theguardian]

InaSamaale I used my brother's ipad.


It's 10am and I just got home. I don't know what to say it's been a long frustrating night. We went central london as planned but for some reason we couldn't get into any club. Nerves got the best of me so we ended up in a bar in dalston (north london) and I got white boy wasted as usual. I don't remember much, it's all a haze, what I do remember is after a while taking a cab to her place . She literally lives 5 minute walk from my house. I woke up in her bed and she was skeeping on the sofa, and then I knew I fucked up. I joined her and we spooned for half an hour and I asked her why she was sleeping there, she told me her sister was coming and I need to leave. I honestly dont know what I did wrong. I think she was upset I didn't smash, but I could be wrong. I'm tucking into a greggs breakfast thinking about that wonderful spoon.

I was rooting for you until this update - And I am happy it didn't go well for you.

[YummyMummy]

Dude I thought you'd both have a laugh and go your separate ways

I was thinking all last night how this thread would be totally different if it the op was female.

[FarhanYare]

TMI @ the update

[Phinks]

I know what you mean sxb. You were in the moment. Women have a power over me. Just making them laugh fills me with joy. They remain tender, unforgettable and full of charm. They bring goodness and beauty, hope and light into this world.

[BVSNet]

Oh my God how casually you talk about committing sins. Acudubillah

[AbkoowDhiblaawe]

Happy1, dude your a caaq.

Never get white boy wasted when you are with a chick. U should've just had few drinks. Smh

[thehappyone]

Im a big time caaq sxb, I just texted her to link tonight, ofcourse shes gonna say shes busy, I shouldve given her time to recover. But im horny as hell so fuck it.



BSVnet you want me to go to syria and take advantage of a refugee.

[YummyMummy]

Oh my God how casually you talk about committing sins. Acudubillah

Seems like we swapped places

[BVSNet]

Oh my God how casually you talk about committing sins. Acudubillah

Seems like we swapped places

What's going on waa la waashe

BSVnet you want me to go to syria and take advantage of a refugee

THO you should feel shame and regret when you commit a sin not joke about it on the Internet

Ps get married

[MujahidAishah]

InaSamaale I used my brother's ipad.


It's 10am and I just got home. I don't know what to say it's been a long frustrating night. We went central london as planned but for some reason we couldn't get into any club. 1Nerves got the best of me so we ended up in a bar in dalston (north london) 2and I got white boy wasted as usual 3. I don't remember much, it's all a haze, what I do remember is after a while taking a cab to her place . She literally lives 5 minute walk from my house. I woke up in her bed and she was skeeping on the sofa, and then I knew I fucked up. I joined her and we spooned for half an hour 4 and I asked her why she was sleeping there, she told me her sister was coming and I need to leave. I honestly dont know what I did wrong. I think she was upset I didn't smash, but I could be wrong. I'm tucking into a greggs breakfast thinking about that wonderful spoon.

4 Rookie Errors Explain since the bruvs up in here ain't helping ya

1:- how can you not get into a club up west you should of slipped the bouncer a £10 he would of let you in.

2:- who the fuck wants to go to dalston this is where you let the side down dalston you you mad??
You should of went to London Bridge where I was on my date with the Bae great bars very sophiscated

3:-you NEVER get white boy wasted on a date

4:- that was your opportune moment to pounce she was literally put it on you


You let the side down homie I'm disappointed
Fix those up and you should be good to go


Dalston what were you thinking

[YummyMummy]

Waa aakhiru saman dee BV, get with the times

[InaSamaale]

Waa aakhiru saman dee BV, get with the times

BV is like the only shinning light here. Don't kill the glimpses of hope she has.

Amba xitaa goortaan hadal u waaye baan teleefonkiisa ku masquuley.

[Jeffo]

Spooning... You did well.