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Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 5:41 am**

You dun goofed thehappyone.

Sxb, you were spooning her for half an hour. That was your opportunity. I think she wanted you to initiate last night then when you didn't, she got disappointed. Maybe that's it. :Shrug:

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 5:45 am**

Sxb that spoon was too nice to ruin :lawd:

But you right though, she wasn't for romance, she wanted me to go knee deep in her flower and when she realised I was too lazy and tired to do it she started acting up.

Ooh well, there's always next time.

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 5:47 am**

thehappyone wrote:InaSamaale I used my brother's ipad.

It's 10am and I just got home. I don't know what to say it's been a long frustrating night. We went central london as planned but for some reason we couldn't get into any club. Nerves got the best of me so we ended up in a bar in dalston (north london) and I got white boy wasted as usual. I don't remember much, it's all a haze, what I do remember is after a while taking a cab to her place . She literally lives 5 minute walk from my house. I woke up in her bed and she was skeeping on the sofa, and then I knew I fucked up. I joined her and we spooned for half an hour and I asked her why she was sleeping there, she told me her sister was coming and I need to leave. I honestly dont know what I did wrong. I think she was upset I didn't smash, but I could be wrong. I'm tucking into a greggs breakfast thinking about that wonderful spoon.

I was rooting for you until this update - And I am happy it didn't go well for you.

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 6:07 am**

Dude

I thought you'd both have a laugh and go your separate ways

I was thinking all last night how this thread would be totally different if it the op was female.

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 6:12 am**

TMI @ the update

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 6:17 am**

I know what you mean sxb. You were in the moment. :lawd:

Women have a power over me. Just making them laugh fills me with joy. They remain tender, unforgettable and full of charm. They bring goodness and beauty, hope and light into this world. :blessed:

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 8:52 am**

Oh my God how casually you talk about committing sins. Acudubillah

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:50 am**

Happy1, dude your a caaq.

Never get white boy wasted when you are with a chick. U should've just had few drinks. Smh

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 10:01 am**

Im a big time caaq sxb, I just texted her to link tonight, ofcourse shes gonna say shes busy, I shouldve given her time to recover. But im horny as hell so fuck it.

:Shrug:

BSVnet you want me to go to syria and take advantage of a refugee. :usure:

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 10:10 am**

BVSNet wrote:Oh my God how casually you talk about committing sins. Acudubillah

Seems like we swapped places

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:30 am**

YummyMummy wrote:
BVSNet wrote:Oh my God how casually you talk about committing sins. Acudubillah
Seems like we swapped places

What's going on waa la waashe

thehappyone wrote: BSVnet you want me to go to syria and take advantage of a refugee

THO you should feel shame and regret when you commit a sin not joke about it on the Internet

Ps get married

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:57 am**

thehappyone wrote:InaSamaale I used my brother's ipad.

It's 10am and I just got home. I don't know what to say it's been a long frustrating night. We went central london as planned but for some reason we couldn't get into any club. 1Nerves got the best of me so we ended up in a bar in dalston (north london) 2and I got white boy wasted as usual 3. I don't remember much, it's all a haze, what I do remember is after a while taking a cab to her place . She literally lives 5 minute walk from my house. I woke up in her bed and she was skeeping on the sofa, and then I knew I fucked up. I joined her and we spooned for half an hour 4 and I asked her why she was sleeping there, she told me her sister was coming and I need to leave. I honestly dont know what I did wrong. I think she was upset I didn't smash, but I could be wrong. I'm tucking into a greggs breakfast thinking about that wonderful spoon.

4 Rookie Errors Explain since the bruvs up in here ain't helping ya

1:- how can you not get into a club up west you should of slipped the bouncer a £10 he would of let you in. :usure:

2:- who the fuck wants to go to dalston this is where you let the side down :wow:

dalston you you mad??
You should of went to London Bridge where I was on my date with the Bae great bars very sophiscated

3:-you NEVER get white boy wasted on a date

4:- that was your opportune moment to pounce she was literally put it on you :snoop:

You let the side down homie I'm disappointed
Fix those up and you should be good to go

Dalston what were you thinking

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:00 pm**

Waa aakhiru saman dee BV, get with the times

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:04 pm**

YummyMummy wrote:Waa aakhiru saman dee BV, get with the times

BV is like the only shinning light here. Don't kill the glimpses of hope she has.

Amba xitaa goortaan hadal u waaye baan teleefonkiisa ku masquuley.

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:09 pm**

Spooning... You did well.

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