what chick to introduce to my father as a future ex-wife

[mahamed99_sex]

[quote="Xabashooow"]I am currently involved in four relationships: two with Somali females (very plutonic) and one with a Kenyan Somalia (for the easy sex and another with Italian-Somali ( for the easy sex too)

All these chicks are tired, old and literally desperate to get hitched. They are all sexy and it feels good to be with them. The two Somalis chicks know about each other, compete with each other and hate each other. They are of drop-dead gorgeous Daarood and Isaaq respectively. I am kind scarred of their stalking and nomadic baggage but because of their stunning beauty, cleanliness, laughter and seduction, I am hooked on them like you don't care. They have some defects thoug. Both of them have gone through that awful FGM. Sex is kind ok but they won't go further and won't experiment.

The other half-breed somalis are clueless and live in college dorms in

smaller towns that are not far from where I am. Both are very cosmpolitan, sophisticated and open to anything. Anything goes and have never been FGMed.

So now, here is my dliemma. I am off for a felowship in D.C. - My father just came from London and wants to hook me up with a distant cousin and the only way to stop this hook up is to introduce one of my four hoes to him. So which one should I pick up for this honor?

If I introduce the Qaldaan and Dooro, he may not understand them but would like them since they dress quite traditionally.

The other half-breeds are not traditional in terms of dress and Somali mannerism.

So what you guys suggest?[/i][/quote]

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