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The Nomad

With reference to your location, if you keep lying like this you will join the majerteen majority in hell.

Why did he run away? I was having so much fun here...

he's googling more info for you.. keep your gogorad on

Routemaster is the first one.

Only a Londoner would know that

Wow. Took you 40 minutes but you finally got there huh.

Londoner didnt you give the answer in the previous pages?

1londoner,



TheNomad,

28 does take you to Al-Muntada, but where do you get off and what do you walk past to get to the masjid? (either a police station or Fire Brigade Station) Explain the masjid to me btw, the inside, I have been in both men and female section. Is there a shop there?

Come on, I'm a Al-Muntada girl.

1_londoner wrote:

The Nomad wrote:
Nobody calls them Routemasters, doqon. You mean the regular ones. That's what they are.

If I said they're not bendy buses, anybody with a brain would assume I am going with the other option.

Loooooooool. This is TOO EASY. You have done it again Foolish Yank.

The routemaster was withdrawn in 2005. It is now only used for tourist/heritage purposes. Is that the bus you got to Liverpool?

Looool@No one calls them routemasters.

You already gave him the asnwer 1londoner

If I am not from London, where am I from?

I'm not even sure. 1_londoner has destroyed me, right, so there's no chance I'm from London I don't even know guys. Help me out here.

Londoner,

Nobleman banned me.

Warsan,

Fire brigade. Yes, there is a shop in the male section. The toilets are at the bottom, there are wudhu facilities. There's a big screen separating the main prayer room, made of wood, too.

Warsan...Stop ruining it and play along.

ES - That was the differnce between the bendy bus and routemaster. This is the difference bettween the normal double deckers and the Routemaster.

Let's count this up.

1. I was right on the Ahmediyya mosque around Putney.
2. I was right on the articulated buses.
3. I was right on the difference between regular buses and routemasters.
4. I was right in describing the mosque I claim to be a regular at.

What are we arguing again? Let it go, saxib. You don't have a case.

Doqon, who's running now?

Just give me a concession, man. People make mistakes, it's fine. I forgive you.

The Nomad,

Are there stairs? and where.....where is the shop loacated at? Next to what? What kind of things does it sell. I ask, because the info you gave me is available online, so more info.

Who is the man that does the adhan?

Mate, you weren't right about the Ahmediyaa mosque, how is it near Putney? It is no where near Putney! It is somewhere between Wandsworth, Southfields, Wimbeldon!

The Nomad wrote:there are wudhu facilities

Well done Einestien. A masjid with wudhu facilities, shocking!

The Nomad wrote:It's not a 'bendy bus', AFAIK.

No? What are they then?

The Nomad wrote:'What you call bendy (articulated) buses' are the long ones, doqon

What I call bendy buses? No, just me and the 8 million or so Londoners.

The Nomad wrote:Nobody calls them Routemasters

Of course nobody does.

The Nomad wrote:confusing regular double/single deckers with routemasters due to shape

Yes, really similar in shape.

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