German guy tells about his life in Somalia! Somalia 1984!

[LobsterUnit]

It was the SNM, no it was USC, no it was Siad Jeberti. Do you guys never get tired of this?Walahi, most older people don't even debate about the 90s anymore. Fock this guy anyway. I wasn't even born in 1984. Muqdisho means nothing to many of us. We are the children of war. Gaajo. Qaaxo.

[LiquidHYDROGEN]

Somaliland - A nation with a peaceful and effective administration that has it's own government and political system. It's people are striving for recognition to better themselves by having the funds and the economy to boost their education, job prospects and overall living standards.

Bintiland - A pirate over-run clan-oligarchy that deport their own fellow "Somalians" back to the warzones of southern somalia and import cheap booze from Ethiopia - at the same time claiming to be nationalists. It also leeches a lot of the aid going to southern somalia, meddles in it's politics all the while maintaining that it's "self-sufficient" and "autonomous".

Southern Somalia or Zoomalia as it's aptly named - A country that has had no effective government - by a government I mean a organisation/administration that rules 100% of the country - for 20 years and that is a breeding ground for warlords, militiamen, terrorists and pirates. What "government" it has is comprised of hundreds of unqualified former warlords that seek only to enrich themselves and sell what can't be taken with them to the lowest bidder.

Lol keep hating on a country that is lightyears ahead of you. I'll be chilling in Hargeisa while you'll still be a nationless refugee in a country that despises you.

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@ abdi.ismail


You're a refugee like everybody here. You can't be a bloody expat with an unrecognized passport you buffoon. Are you really that stupid? Even the Queen, whom you are evidently so proud to be an ex subject of, designates you as a citizen of Somalia. You may not like it, but unless we grant you independence you're going to be stuck with us. And we don't plan on granting you independence.

Somaliland- A region of Somalia that claims to be an independent nation but in reality is a bitter backwater just hustling for a few more aid dollars. It's president is a fat four eyed dummy that doesn't have balls to stand up to even the world's most starving nation, Ethiopia, let alone Germany whose pervert citizen Gunter Bichoss was released immediately upon a phone call from a lowly bureaucrat in Aids Ababa. It's capital, hargesia, is possibly the shittiest city in Africa, with no paved road, no traffic lights, and where donkey cars and highly drugged individuals roam freely. As it isn't recognized, somaliland has no legitimate currency, and the one used by the rebel SNM "government" is so useless that stacks upon stacks of it are lain out in the dusty streets of the rat infested capital. Nobody actually gives a fuck about somaliland, hence it being ignored for the past 20 years, and the only visitors consist of lonely planet thrill seekers and disgruntled somali teenagers from the diaspora. If you're looking to experience somaliland, you'd get just the same feeling and save a ton of money by vising your local garbage dump. and oh, pop a few pills of Oxycontin to mimic the effects of the national dish....khat

[Monsieur]

Brings a tear to my eye reading that, imagine what Somalia would have been without war today. Big skyscrapers, tourists, money, beaches, peace and technology

[Monsieur]

That guy has had more experience of Somalia than most of us in here. How sad is that.

[Monsieur]

This thread is an example of what's wrong with Somalis and Somalia, pointless fighting, arguing and blaming at each other.

Brainless, brainless people