Af Somali writing contest: Twist vs Xamud

[ToughGong]

I'm still waiting on what the muran was about in episode 1

[Lamagoodle]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

On behalf of the grading committee(jury) I hereby declare Twist as a winner on technical knock out.

Where are the ladies? songs, buraanbur and alaleeys needed to mark this occassion

[Nabeela]

Adeer you are too early, he gave Xamud some extra time, probably Twist wadanaha buu farta ku haya It ain't over till the old lady sings...

[Lamagoodle]

Adeer you are too early, he gave Xamud some extra time, probably Twist wadanaha buu farta ku haya It ain't over till the old lady sings...

Well, it is 15.25 GMT- When I declared the winner it was 2 PM GMT which was the deadline (read in the previous pages). Could you sing the lullaby like (Ala-leeys aka carab dhow) song to crown MR- TWIST?

[Nabeela]

I thought the deadline was 8pm

[Nanees]

I thought the deadline was 8pm

Maybe they're on Somali time Personally, I think xamud should be awarded for obviously having a life.

[Lamagoodle]

Really? I thought he was in Minnesota.

2PM it is then.

It was mentioned Xaamud live in the UK and not in MN.. so, the 2PM deadline was set.

We have a winner.

[greenday]

Waryaa Xamud wax lee iska soo mamalaaq ee mesha waxkeen

[Nabeela]

I thought the deadline was 8pm

Maybe they're on Somali time Personally, I think xamud should be awarded for obviously having a life.

How do we know for certain that Xamud has a life


Xamud jig baay ku noqoday, he's hanging by a thread.

[Lamagoodle]

Waryaa Xamud wax lee iska soo mamalaaq ee mesha waxkeen

LOL@@ mamalaaq....


Nabeela iyo Greenday, start the ceremony with carab dhaw and buraanbur. My buddy TWIST is the winner. It is unfortunate that there was no contest.

[Xamud.]

HEY HEY!!! what is this? I log on and I see a thread with my name on it and I see old man Twist and his uncle old man Lamagodle celebrating, ciyaari waa gelin danbe odayaal ee bal wax yar isuga.

So the challenge is to write a short story? gimme 20mins from now.

[greenday]

Waryaa Xamud wax lee iska soo mamalaaq ee mesha waxkeen

LOL@@ mamalaaq....


Nabeela iyo Greenday, start the ceremony with carab dhaw and buraanbur. My buddy TWIST is the winner. It is unfortunate that there was no contest.

Marka afaka kalafuray ooh Xamud soo galay, we will wait and see what he has to offer

[Keyse_0208]

Hey Since Xamud is too scared to show up, i'll fill in his place and take on Twist heres my short story

Wuxuu maqlay "QAB-QAB-QAB" Hurdadii buu ka booday isagoo naxsan, Toori sariirta hoosteeda taalana wuu la soo baxay, macawistiina wuu giijistay. Aayar isagoo socda ayuu albaabkii qolka inyar furay, wuxuu maqlaa talaabooyin iyo sanqadh guriga xaga hoose ka soo baxaya, wuxuu is yidhi 999 mala hadashaa oo bilayska ma u yeedhaataa waa laguu soo dhacee, laakiin waxbaa ku yidhi waar intaan meesha lagugu dilin wax iska dhici.

Ninkan magaciisa waxa la yidhaahdaa "Sun- Qabow" aka Coolposion afartii bilood ee ugu dambeeyey kaligii ayaa guriga ku noolaa maadaama oo ay naagtiisii ka carartay oo ay ka guurtay, labadii todobaad ee ugu dambeeyey riyooyin xun xun ayuu ku riyoodaa, dhidhid iyo qaylo ayuu habaynada badankooda la toosaa, shaqadiisii wuu ka tagay, guriga afar bilood kamuu ka bixin, tilifoonkiisii wuu tuuray, cid reerkiisa ama asxaabtii ka warhaysaa ma jirto.

Wuxuu bilaabay inuu jaranjarada hoos ugu dego, aayar siduu u socday wuxuu gaadhay hoostii, wuu istaagay oo Gidaarbuu isku tiiriyey si aan loo arkin, wuxuu maqlaa lhadal kijada ka soo baxaya, laba qof oo isla hadlaya, wuu yara dhagaystey hadalada afkooda ka soo baxaya, Naag hadalkeed iyo nin hadalkiisii ayuu ka fahmay ..... To be continued

[Lamagoodle]

Hey Since Xamud is too scared to show up, i'll fill in his place and take on Twist heres my short story

Wuxuu maqlay "QAB-QAB-QAB" Hurdadii buu ka booday isagoo naxsan, Toori sariirta hoosteeda taalana wuu la soo baxay, macawistiina wuu giijistay. Aayar isagoo socda ayuu albaabkii qolka inyar furay, wuxuu maqlaa talaabooyin iyo sanqadh guriga xaga hoose ka soo baxaya, wuxuu is yidhi 999 mala hadashaa oo bilayska ma u yeedhaataa waa laguu soo dhacee, laakiin waxbaa ku yidhi waar intaan meesha lagugu dilin wax iska dhici.

Ninkan magaciisa waxa la yidhaahdaa "Sun- Qabow" aka Coolposion afartii bilood ee ugu dambeeyey kaligii ayaa guriga ku noolaa maadaama oo ay naagtiisii ka carartay oo ay ka guurtay, labadii todobaad ee ugu dambeeyey riyooyin xun xun ayuu ku riyoodaa, dhidhid iyo qaylo ayuu habaynada badankooda la toosaa, shaqadiisii wuu ka tagay, guriga afar bilood kamuu ka bixin, tilifoonkiisii wuu tuuray, cid reerkiisa ama asxaabtii ka warhaysaa ma jirto.

Wuxuu bilaabay inuu jaranjarada hoos ugu dego, aayar siduu u socday wuxuu gaadhay hoostii, wuu istaagay oo Gidaarbuu isku tiiriyey si aan loo arkin, wuxuu maqlaa lhadal kijada ka soo baxaya, laba qof oo isla hadlaya, wuu yara dhagaystey hadalada afkooda ka soo baxaya, Naag hadalkeed iyo nin hadalkiisii ayuu ka fahmay ..... To be continued

I am looking forward to reading the conclusion; Toloow ma islaantii ayaa soo kaxeeystay nin? Mise Sun-Qabow weli wuu riyoonayaa?

I will call this; Thriller in the kitchen.

Aaway Xaamud?

[Twist]

Hey Since Xamud is too scared to show up, i'll fill in his place and take on Twist heres my short story

Wuxuu maqlay "QAB-QAB-QAB" Hurdadii buu ka booday isagoo naxsan, Toori sariirta hoosteeda taalana wuu la soo baxay, macawistiina wuu giijistay. Aayar isagoo socda ayuu albaabkii qolka inyar furay, wuxuu maqlaa talaabooyin iyo sanqadh guriga xaga hoose ka soo baxaya, wuxuu is yidhi 999 mala hadashaa oo bilayska ma u yeedhaataa waa laguu soo dhacee, laakiin waxbaa ku yidhi waar intaan meesha lagugu dilin wax iska dhici.

Ninkan magaciisa waxa la yidhaahdaa "Sun- Qabow" aka Coolposion afartii bilood ee ugu dambeeyey kaligii ayaa guriga ku noolaa maadaama oo ay naagtiisii ka carartay oo ay ka guurtay, labadii todobaad ee ugu dambeeyey riyooyin xun xun ayuu ku riyoodaa, dhidhid iyo qaylo ayuu habaynada badankooda la toosaa, shaqadiisii wuu ka tagay, guriga afar bilood kamuu ka bixin, tilifoonkiisii wuu tuuray, cid reerkiisa ama asxaabtii ka warhaysaa ma jirto.

Wuxuu bilaabay inuu jaranjarada hoos ugu dego, aayar siduu u socday wuxuu gaadhay hoostii, wuu istaagay oo Gidaarbuu isku tiiriyey si aan loo arkin, wuxuu maqlaa lhadal kijada ka soo baxaya, laba qof oo isla hadlaya, wuu yara dhagaystey hadalada afkooda ka soo baxaya, Naag hadalkeed iyo nin hadalkiisii ayuu ka fahmay ..... To be continued

LOL @ Sun-Qabow & kijada.

Nice one but keep in mind using the correct punctuation marks, sxb.