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Isn't that what it is?


"Yaoooo mandem are buzzzzzinnnn aliee??"

The guys are angry, am I right?


(Or did I get that wrong? )

Yeah its like init lol

BaastoUnit wrote:mo. i dont need to. most somalis cafes get shut down every once in a while due to environment agency overhearing mice doing fadhi ku dirir and seeing baranbaro looking out of the windows.

dis ting is turning into a bashing thread, the yanks and sunday yanks need to calm their skin down, lets get this back on track.

Big up the mandem who whole family was born on January 1st
Big up the mandem who was six years older than all his class mates
Big up the mandem who went for dhaqan celis but after 3 years is a wasteman still
Big up the mandem who never missed a day's chewing since the ban
Big up the mandem who got half teeth taken out
Big up the mandem who’s only interested in single mums
Big up the mandem who don’t go tarawih but play shax, dominos and chess
Big up the mandem whose whole wardrobe is from Sports Direct
Big up the mandem who’s 6ft tall and weighs 9 stone soaking wet
Big up the mandem who only links mix race chicks
Big up the Abdis/Mohameds who were teased coz their names were spelt with C or an X
Big up the mandem who's got 5 dudes named Abdi in their crew
Big up the mandem who linked chicks from Snet and ducks out if she aint too nice


I am on dis ting

Southall mandems smell like 40 years of poppadoms and jilafrazi curry.

Westlondon yutes buy their dates one pound pizza


Acton yutes rush gals who refuse to flirt back


Woolwich yutes are the type to write "fam I can't believe lil bobby killed lucy, that's mad fam"

All in all, UK faraxs...im just gonna leave this one size fits all L right here.

BaastoUnit wrote:mo. i dont need to. most somalis cafes get shut down every once in a while due to environment agency overhearing mice doing fadhi ku dirir and seeing baranbaro looking out of the windows.

Baasto that only happens when falujah and kill em jah raw marfish faraxs bring their pets for a munch n fresh air!

EvolSyawla wrote:Isn't that what it is?


"Yaoooo mandem are buzzzzzinnnn aliee??"

The guys are angry, am I right?


(Or did I get that wrong? )

Looool

Big to those faraxs who say "wa dhuu saay" when aishaW ask for directions to Camden market

Big up the mandem who play Sunday league waiting to be discovered at 21
Big up the mandem who got married at 22 and got divorced before he was 23
Big up the mandem who went bald at 25
Big up the mandem who says Akh all the time
Big up the mandem who passed their driving test 3rd time
Big up the mandem who never fasts but goes to masjid for iftar still
Big up the mandem who got a new whip on disability
Big up the Gooners, the Chelsea and Man U fans
Big up the loner who supports Spurs, Palace or West Ham
Big up the post code gangs, from Woolwhich to Croydon and all the South London sets
The one’s from East and the North mandem and bun them moist boys from West

Mo

Big up the mandem that twos a roll up
Big up the madam who push prius and still sign on
Big up the madam who share gym cards
Big up the madam on Lyca
Big the madam that push start your car in the winter
Big up the sams chicken crew

Big up the galdem who only buy food from Waitrose M&S
Big up the galdem who talk posh but were raised on the DSS
Big up the galdem who are on the diin
Big up the galdem who aint cheap and clean
Big up the galdem who’s favourite words are No and Bye
Big up the galdem who don’t go aroos/clubbing and aren’t on the pipe
Big up the galdem who aint about that life
Big up the galdem who discovered men at 25
Big up the galdem who trying to be a good wife
Big up the galdem who eases farah’s life

Big up the gal dem that give out buug names: MJ:

Big up the Aaboos who got their families here from refugee camp
Big up the Aaboos who always drove a cab
Big up the Aaboos who schooling his kids on qabiil
Big up the Aaboos who’s always chewing qaad
Big up the Aaboos who were never given the bin bag
Big up the Hooyoos who’s on the phone 24/7
Big up the Hooyoos who raised 9 kids ages 18 to 27
Big up the Hooyoos who’s go to meal was beans on toast
Big up the Hooyoos who built 3 homes from hagbad
Big up the Aaboos and Hooyoos struggling with rain and snow
Big up the Aaboos and Hooyoos raising their kids not to be madow

AishahWaqooyi wrote:Big up the gal dem that give out buug names: MJ:

really lol. u can do better

BaastoUnit wrote:mo. i dont need to. most somalis cafes get shut down every once in a while due to environment agency overhearing mice doing fadhi ku dirir and seeing baranbaro looking out of the windows.

Trader wrote:

AishahWaqooyi wrote:Big up the gal dem that give out buug names: MJ:

really lol. u can do better

Am out of ideas

Big up the mandem who’s on min wage struggling to make ends meet
Big up the mandem who send money home monthly on the 1st
Big up the mandem who got a business degree but drives a bus
Big up the mandem who did CELTA, went Saudi and are staking p
Big up the mandem who came back a year later and got a Masters Degree
Big up the mandem who went back home and somehow got elect as an MP
Big up the mandem who went to work for an NGO back home & got that qabiil connect
Big up the mandem who got married back home but dates girls here coz he could
Big up the mandem who never wants to be seen pushing a pram